What really killed the dinosaurs?(posted 9118 days ago)The smoking lobby's full of power Alas it just increased The parliament has passed a law To say the ban must cease
'The ban?' you say, 'What can it be?' I refer to writing read That says 'Stop smoking, else you may 'by cancer end up dead.'
But now it's changed to read 'Hey you!' 'Now smoking is a boon!' And you're allowed to smoke away In every hall and room
In fact they've passed a law that it's Compulsory to smoke From citizen to president They're lighting up a toke
But, you see, the situation's Not our current time It's the pre Cretaceous era On the geologic line
And by the time the brontosaurus Began to cough and wheeze It was too late for those reptiles They died of lung disease!
So beware the smoking lobby In the anti-smoking war Else we might make the same bad choice That killed the dinosaurs