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THOSE NEW FRENCH FRIES SUCK! THIS IS A OPINON HELD BY MYSELF AND MY COWORKERS! YOU NEVER GET WHAT THEY SAY YOUR GONNA

-- GARY SAVARY (GSAVARY554@AOL.COM), December 16, 1997.

For years I wouldn't eat at McDonalds ... their burgers would upset my stomach immediately ... well, now Burger King has added to that with their "new and improved" fries ... which are horrendous! ... and the consistently falling quality of its burgers ... before too long, I'll just hold ouot until I get home and make it myself!

-- Ellen Salisbury (ANYSALLIE@aol.com), December 17, 1997.

Screw answers. We want questions 1. How come in every burger king we get the same arogant graduates from the Burger King school of Cuntishness giving me shit when I should be giving it to them? 2. How come Burger King never has Chocolate Milkshake, What no chocolate milk cows? 3. How come WE have to wait a fuckin hour for a simple order of Burger and fries Corpratism sucks

-- Two Twats on a Mission (Fuk@.URL.COM), December 18, 1997.

I went out of my way to try those "New" Fries at Buger King... I even asked for a free sample to see if I liked them..but when I asked the manager said No!! we don't do that here.... well...ok... anyway I purchased a bag to try them anyway and.. THEY FUCKIN TASTE BAD! No...really I mean it they really SUCK!! How can a company get off paying I know Millions on a ad campaign and just outright LIE about their product! Shhhhit I will Never be fooled by these Clowns Again!!

-- Al (brezzinn@aol.com), December 29, 1997.

The fries are bad!!! What is more troubling is the service you get. Ever here of service with a smile??? The BK by my home has terible service. I have been there three times in the last month and every time they either got the order wrong or the food was cold! Speaking of cold. One day when the temperture was around 40, I had to actually stick my hand into the drive-thur window to get my change, my order and did I mention having to strech my arm out of my car to pay them for this service. The good news is that not all BKs are like this one. Most BKs have fair service if not good service.

-- Tom (Tom1zil@aol.com), December 30, 1997.

I'm not satisfied as to how the Burgers and BK broilers are cooked, they are over cooked-burned. The french fries are not good either, they have a funny taste. The burgers and BK broilers are badly cooked at the fast food restaurant where I purchased it at 181 and Broadway in Manhattan, NY. Over cooked meat or burned is dangerous to human health. I have eaten BK burgers and broilers at your other BK fast food restaurant and they were cooked properly and tasted good too.

-- Yolanda Castillo (YCasti9326@AOL.com), January 03, 1998.

Just left Burger King in Salinas- I am flamed vs. their burgers( and crappy new air-popped, no salt, no taste, styrofoam fries-"winners of the national taste test" -right!) After standing in line for 3-4 minutes I make it to the front of the line to get a closer view of the ineptitude of Maria and Irene( undoubtedly Employees of the Month) trying to figure out what Irene was going to have for lunch, and how to ring it up. I was ignored for another 4-5 minutes and when I asked if someone was being trained or what, I catch the attitude of Attila the Hun. Now my first impression is that as a consumer, I'm through with that store. Then I think I'll e-mail Burger King to complain. No access except the bullshit consumer questionaire. My current impression is that since I am white and that store is in a predominately Hispanic neighborhood, and the manager, every employee I saw, and the sum of the customers in the store were also Hispanic- did I just get ignored because of my color, or is the rudeness there for everyone? I mean, haven't these people heard about the problems Denny's had? Since this complaint is coming from the wrong race, I'm sure they don't give a whopper. I'm through with these guys.

-- Mike Horsley (synz@salinas.net), January 03, 1998.

Think about it folks. Consider how much money BK spends to get you into their restaurants. And how much BK spends to get their restaurnats in high traffic areas. There is simply no money left over for them to offer good food. Grease and salt are cheap substutes.

-- John Schulz (johnschulz@mindspring.com), January 14, 1998.

Why do the two bergers look different? Let me splain it from a photographers point of view. The berger in the ad cost about $2000 and was brought to you by an ad agency, a home economist to pose the burger, a professional photographer and all the minions who support these folks. The berger you eat cost 2 cents and was produced by a minimum wage teen, possibly with a bad attitude.

-- John Schulz (johnschulz@mindspring.com), January 17, 1998.

Visit my Burger King pages, which tells how a Burger King has affected me and my neighbors (I am to be tried in criminal court on the owner's behest) and give your opnion:

http://www.catch22.com/~vudu/slander.html

or http://www.jps.net/vudu/slander.html

-- Harry S. Pariser (vudu@jps.net), January 21, 1998.

I agree!! The new fries are HORRID! They are the reason that myself and many of my co-workers have stopped going to BK ..

-- Crystal (crystalynn@geocities.com), February 01, 1998.

i went into the fucking burger king in san francisco while visiting my brother over the christmas holidays. we smelled that phoney manufactured grill smell emitted from each burger king complete with subliminal smells to entice you into the grease pit (which, incidently, is far better then fucking Micky D's)... and so this fucking chinese lady asked us what we wanted. i said, on that rather somber hypocritically mass marketed friday afternoon, 'i want to try to new fries, the free ones...' she said, quickly, in half chinese, 'we no have free fry,' and ran from the register. i was dazed, stunned by the deceptions of the king. they lured me into the fucking place and then didn't even offer the 'free fry.' that eerie chinese accent, and the phrase it did doth utter still rings fear into my ears- 'no free fry, no free fry,' as i never will eat burger king again; especially after the recent experience at the burger king in east lansing, michigan...

-- smith (blkbird@hotmail.com), February 03, 1998.

My husband and I both agree. The new fries are terrible!! They taste like they were just fried longer to get them crispier. And the last time I was in the Burger King in Mt. Pocono,PA they had stopped selling salads. There is nothing else on the menu that is remotely low fat or healthy. The salads were the best thing they had. It was the only thing that I thought was better than the competitors, bigger, fresher and now there is nothing better or equal to the competitors products.

-- Janice Fiene (JFFlat@aol.com.), February 04, 1998.

lets face it!!!!!! all fast food joints should be nicked named SLIP &FALL the greasy bunch of over priced shit!!!

-- fastest smitho (fast@aol.com), March 09, 1998.

Burger King says "Have it your way" - right! I ordered ( among other things) a BK Broiler without mayonnaise. They collected my $8.82 all right, but when I asked for some barbecue sauce for my sandwich I was told that they would have to charge me extra unless I ordered chicken tenders. They didn't offer to give me any money back because I didn't get mayo on my sandwich, but they feel they can charge me extra for the barbecue sauce because some deadhead at Burger King decided that "Having it my way" didn't include barbecue sauce on broiled chicken at no extra charge; that's reserved strictly for the fattening fried chicken.

-- David Messenger (singlman@snowhill.com), June 10, 1998.

Everything about BK sucks. Then again, it's the same for all fast food. Visit www.geocities.com/capitolhill/lobby/2645 . The Disruntled Ex-Burger King Employee Page rocks!

-- Solomon Boovin (boovin@hotmail.com), June 19, 1998.

I can understand why you are upset...I work there and I see some of the things I just read. But, please realize not all are the same and when you are pissed at one, please dont go to another and be pissed at them for carrying the same name. And you wonder why we give you an attitude...we are there to serve you, not put up with your attitude because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. If you act like adults, most of the time, so will we. And if not...dont eat here...youre right, it is all fatting...go home, have a salad, and stop bitching about it!

-- (karenhamilton@usa.net), July 11, 1998.

Do you know how hard it is to make a "perfect" whopper? Have you ever been in the hot BK kitchen at 12 noon with a line of people in the front and a line of cars at drive thru and have a screen full of orders with no onions on one and exta pickles on another and tried to make a whopper the way everybody wanted it? Everybody makes mistakes and it just might happen that one of mine might be making your whopper wrong but do you think I want to hear you bitch about it? If you think we like being payed 5.15 an hour to make burgers, fries, etc. for other people all day long you're crazy. Next time you feel like griping just think whether you would want to hear it if you were the one being griped at.

-- Ashley B (ythman@prodigy.com), July 18, 1998.

I have not eaten Burger King for years because I disliked them so much, but this new Rodeo Burger seemed interesting. We decided to try it out last week. What a joke. One puny little onion ring, not enough barbecue sauce to even be able to taste. It was a glorifed regular cheese burger. Very, very awful.

-- Debbie (Quincyone@aol.com), July 20, 1998.

If you fucking idiots have a problem with the food at burger king the simple solution is to leave. Who wants you there. You try making that crap.

-- Maynard James Keenan (jaass@hotmail.com), July 28, 1998.

If you fucking idiots have a problem with the food at burger king the simple solution is to leave. Who wants you there? You try making that crap.

-- Maynard James Keenan (jaass@hotmail.com), July 28, 1998.

You think BK is bad? They may have bad food, but its not the workers fault its the owners. But at Taco Bell, its both. First off they have a retarded marxist dog! Trying to inspire a revolt with tacos (typical marxist). Next off the Taco Smell I went to next to my friends house hates us, even though we go there every day! You'd think they would appreciate the profit they are making off us. Not only that a perverted Toke A Bowl (Taco Bell) worker knocked on the door while my female friend was in the bathroom. After yeling, "Someones in here" he proceded to unlock the door with his keys, then opened it! After seeing her on the can he said sorry. Then he came back in and said "No Im really sorry", THEN HE CAME IN AGAIN AND SAID SORRY! FUCK TACO BELL!

-- Matt Lamont (rampage@myownemail.com), August 01, 1998.

I tried to use a Burger King coupon booklit today. The person who receives the order does not how to handle the coupon. The coupon made by Burger King are usually not welcomed by many Borger King restaurants, I think. Why do they make those kind of coupons and make customers disappointed.

-- JB Park (jbp@cise.ufl.edu), August 02, 1998.

Get A life! I am no Burger King worshipper, BUT we are talking about a fast food establishment. If you don't like to eat there, go somewhere else! I sure there are a great deal of junk food establishments that will take your money for a bag full of indigestion.

-- Someone w/ Life (jsmith@earthlink.com), August 03, 1998.

The Burgers do not look like the ads but they really aren't too bad in a pinch. The "NEW" fries, unfortunately, SUCK!!!!!!!!! If BK would start an ad campaign stating "The OLD FRIES are BACK!", I would be the first in line. If you don't like the hamburgers, try the Chicken Sandwich..It's not too bad.

-- (LAACoop@AOL.com), August 15, 1998.

I love Burger King food. The people who work their are disgusting, but I do like the food. And I like the new fries. BUT, I have been pissed off about what you pay for and what you get for several years. I am referring to the pictures above. I am so happy to see everyone else bitching about it too. Just order the whopper jr. it's the same damn thing as the whopper but a buck cheaper. They used to have that 1-800 number where you could call and complain. I called, I complained, they disconnected the number and the burgers are still the size as my little toe.

Thank you.

-- Jillian Hauser (JillPDC@aol.com), August 21, 1998.

I do believe that you are a big fat whinner!! Who in there right mind is going to believe that the advertised picture (which by the way are PLASTIC...can you make anything like shown in a picture from a recipe....I DON'T THINK SO!!!) But it is people like you that make the world go right down the toliet with your incessnet whinning and complaining. What is up in your life besides your eye brows HUH?? Next you will have Pizza Hut on charges for it's over cooked pepperoni on you pizza not looking exactly like the picture on the wall in the resturant. GIVE THE PUBLIC A WHINNER BREAK AND JUST BE HAPPY. LIFE IS SHORT AND LETS HAVE SOMETHING UP TO SAY. Or is your glass always HALF EMPTY INSTEAD OF HALF FULL.

I like Burger King but have the common sense to know that not every or even any of the burgers are going to look like the picture on the wall. That is called having a brain in between your ears.

So to end this I would say don't like where you house is located MOVE. Don't like the food COOK YOUR OWN. Leave us good natured people to our lives and stop bring your negativity to others!!!

-- Cheryl (Snap n turtle@yahoo.com), August 28, 1998.

well I went to BK today to get a Whopper with cheese/no tomato. I also got a Rodeo burger. The dumb slut could hardly speak a full sentence, so of course she fucks up the order. I got a Whopper without cheese, extra(gross) mayo, and tomatoes. The Rodeo was like a Jr. cheeseburger with 2 rock hard onion rings and a soggy bun. Anyone that orders one of these things need to get extra sauce(it should be free) because they don't put enough. I also want to respond to the people that say to be nice to BurgerKing employees. I worked there about 6yrs ago, for 1 day, you want to work there that means you are a dumb fuck . Work at a real job, go to college....

-- shawn chilimac (ne14697780@aol.com), August 30, 1998.

I share a house with a shift manager of burger king. He hates the place and wouldn't eat there himself if he was paid. The adverts look almost to good to eat. thats because they've been spray plainted, varnished and glues in position

-- Darren (darren.wright@net.ntl.com), September 24, 1998.

I share a house with a shift manager of Burger King, The reason the food looks so good is because it is spray painted, varnished & glued into place.

-- Darren (darren.wright@net.ntl.com), September 24, 1998.

HERE'S MY PROBLEM, MY GRANDSON IS IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTER JOHN SMITH FROM THE DISNEY MOVIE POCAHONTAS ,AND HAD THE CHARACTER THAT BURGER KING GAVE OUT WITH KID MEAL , BUT HE LOST JOHN SMITH AND IS UPSET HE'S ONLY 2YRS. OLD .PLEASE SOMEONE SELL ,SEND OR TELL ME WHAT TO DO LOOKING FOR JOHN SMITH..........

-- MARIA CONTRERAS (CONTRE@PACIFICNET.NET), September 28, 1998.

I am also disappointed in the difference between what Burger King advertises and what you actually get. I'm tired of finding 4 thin strips of onion, 2 pickles the size of quarters, 1 tomato the size of a 50 cent piece, and not enough lettuce to even make it interesting. But, in reply to all the comments telling people to just not go there, or eat at home, or to get a brain, I believe you are all missing the point. We all know not to expect what we see in the pictures, but it not unrealistic to expect a reasonable facsimile. We all know we can eat at home, or eat at a different restaurant, but not everyone has the luxury of going home for lunch on a workday, or can afford to go to a full service restaurant. So, we rely on the American mainstay- the fast food restaurant. And when that fast food restaurant has rude employees or bad food, or both, it makes for a really bad attitude on everyone's part. The whole point, in my estimation, is that the consumer is getting "mad as hell, and not going to take it anymore!". Consumer rip-off is at an all time high, and with the price of a hamburger, fries, and coke....well, these complaints should not be sneezed at either. I understand that working at these fast food restaurants is a hellish job at times, but if you take the job, do it, do it well, or don't do it at all. do it well.

-- Carol Nelson (nelson@duo-county.com), October 18, 1998.

I just whanted to add the fact that burger king dosen't flame broil their burgers it microwaves them which is a total lie and no one knows what effect eating microwaved food has on the human body.

-- Cedric Bush (sscomero68@aol.com), October 18, 1998.

yes you can see a difference in them, but did you ever consider that the fact that you sit in the drive thru lane blasting your horn and yelling at the person on the speaker box NO you did not if you would be more patient then just maybe it would look like the one you see on tv. and if you cant be patient go to mc donalds i bet they would love to have your bad ordering it doesnt take a degree to place an order get real.

-- tim (planetzoorba@mailcity.com), October 31, 1998.

I GOT SOME SHIT THAT WILL OUT DO THE SHITTY FOOD!!!!!!

A lady 3 weeks ago took her little boy to the Burger King to eat and play in the playland...well, her little boy was in the ball pit and he told his mommy, "MOMMY HURTS"...well, she didnt think much of it...then the boy said he wanted to go home..after she got home she noticed red welps all over the boys arms and legs and figured maybe it was red ants in the ball pit and he was having an allergic reaction to them..so just to be on the safe side, she took him to the emergency room...the child died 30 minutes after they arrived at the hospital...before the test results even came in, the lady went back to the same BK and made the workers there help her clean the balls out of the pit...Guess, what had killed her child??? A fucking family of baby rattlesnakes living in the pit....think about it..warm damp, and dark..a perfect place to breed.... PLEASE BEWARE, AND DONT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY IN THESE DIRTY AND DANGEROUS PLAYLANDS...THEY ARE NOT SAFE...later, she did a study on situations like her own, and it is found that it is MORE COMMON THAN NOT, that children are getting hurt and even killed as a result of Burger King's (and McDonald's) lack of cleaning.... PLEASE, PASS THIS STORY ALONG...It was sent to me through e-mail, from the US Military dept for the navy...

-- Martha Byrd/Covarrubias (h2o.grl@usa.net), November 02, 1998.

this is not related much, but the burger king in mt vernon ohio is a place i would never eat at. there motto is if its rare cook it longer in the microwave to get rid of the blood. if i want to eat blood i would cut my finger and suck on it....not order a whopper.

-- TIM (PLANETZOORBA@MAILCITY.COM), December 31, 1998.

I think that all you people that dis on burger king are stupid...there new fries are much better than i ever tasted, and even if you disagree, who cares?!? It is so stupid to have a website that bashes food because they dont like it...i think this is the dumbest website that i have ever seen!! as for the dumb person that had to REACH ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE CAR TO GET THE FOOD FROM THE DRIVETHREW...IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER??!?! GET A BRAIN!! OF COURSE YOURE GONNA HAVE TO REACH OUT OF THE CAR!! THATS THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD!!!! TRY LIVING IN WISCONSIN...IT IS CURRENTLY -9 OUTSIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!! AND YOUR COMPLAINING!!! STUPID PEOPLE!! ALL OF YOU!!!

-- Steve (gsavary554@aol.com), January 11, 1999.

Your awsome whoppers are the perfect solution to hungry poor people and you deserve an award for it!!!

-- Micheal Alexander The Great (Mr_Fatty@Hottmail.com), January 13, 1999.

I want you to start to delever your awsome food and make it better and cheeper!

-- Micheal Alexander The Great (Mr_Fatty@Hottmail.com), January 13, 1999.

I HATE BURGER KING

-- PIghead (Radiers__8@hotmail.com), January 14, 1999.

I HATE BURGER KING ALOT

-- PIghead (Radiers__8@hotmail.com), January 14, 1999.

BURGER KING SUCKS THE POOR SHOULD GO TO THE SOUP LINE NOT THE GREASE LINE.

-- TIM (PLANETZOORBA@MAILCITY.COM), January 15, 1999.

I am sick and tired of all this crappy,low-down,no-worth,shit serving "fast-food" restaurants from hell. They advertise a juice tender taco or hamburger or whatever and you receive a funny smelling, funny looking rotten piece of shit that even my dog would reject. This is an outrage. Even though I don't think Amerikkkans pay much atention to those things, they worry more about their economy than to a rapist and a crimminal in the Black House.

-- The Inquisitor (Anti@crapfood.com), January 28, 1999.

I HATE THAT SHIT BURGER KING

-- KisDead (kisdead@freemail.c3.hu), March 04, 1999.

I was so disapointed at the size of the "new" grilled onion cheeseburger. I eat little meat and do like the flame broiled taste. They should be ashamed of themselves for selling so much sizzle and so little steak.

-- Alex (kasimir315@aol.com), March 04, 1999.

i ate the onion melt and i thought that it was the worst of all burger king food the samwitch had to have been sitting in the back for ever cold rubbery onions and a cold peice of meat just makes me want to run back for more looks like i would wake up and not go back but they made it look so good

-- TIM (PLANETZOORBA@MAILCITY.COM), March 05, 1999.

THE FRIES OF BURGER KING REALLY WHIP THE LLAMA'S ASS. I USED TO WORK THERE AND THE CUSTOMERS REALLY AND I MEAN REALLY ENJOYED THE SOLE BURGER, SNOT BURGER, AND PETE'S PERSONAL SPECIALTY THE GIZ BURGER.

-- Stephen King (burgerkingkickass@hottmail.com), March 07, 1999.

i was at Burger kind this afternoon as amatter of fact, and I ordered a Whopper with cheese and when i got it, the bottom bun was totally smashed and it looked like a frisbee and i was not happy with it at all, actually i was pissed off. But because of my enormous hunger, i did not have the patience to go up and complain to get a new one... It all comes down to this, and that is the fact that fast food places think they can make a little picture of a burger look so good and the people who work at these places are so damn lazy and dont give a rats ass what the food looks like when given to the customer, after all, they are making that bare minimum wage, thats something to think about. The more you pay an employee, the better quality work you will see in them, and that is TRUE =)

-- jeff hamel (iajock21@aol.com), March 08, 1999.

yo sup, bking kicks ass, but ya'll know whas up wit da food, it aint good for ya , makes peoples fatties

-- TuPac (burgerkingkicksmycholesteral'sass@bodyfat.com), March 08, 1999.

Hey people, calm down. Burger King is cool, sometimes though. I work there, tomorrow will be 1 year. The people who complain about the quality of the food, hey hey people, get real. Sometimes, we're really busy 'cause some of you hungry motherfuckers order a lot of shit!!! 10 whopper w/cheese, no onion....5 crispy chicken, and, all of that shit. We, the people who work in tha kitchen can't keep up with all that work, and, that's why sometimes we do as much as we can. We can't make the PERFECT WHOPPER when we're full 'till the top of people, and we have only 2 people in kitchen, hey people, come on, think about it mothafuckers. And, hey, about the fries, the're really good. Another advice, people, if you want a good order, don't go late at night, and, don't either go when it's packed, 'coz, you ain't going to get it right!!! If you want your order good tasting, and, well done, ORDER IT LIKE THAT!!! Peace people.

-- Burger King worker (I_have_One@AOL.com), March 10, 1999.

ANSWER FROM A BURGER KING EMPLOYEE. I'm from Holland so don't look at my language. I would like to say to you al that where I work my co-workers are trying to get the best result. Our Whoppers are fresh, and are not red. If the product is too long in the shute than after 10 minutes it is waste and trown away. BUT the new fries (yes also in Holland) are terrible. They are so dry and to hard. When I have a break I don't frie nieuw fries. The crew may eat the "old" fries. So we have got "The best fries in town". Visit: www.whopper.nl and go to the restaurants and select "Rotterdam watermanweg", thats where I work.

Greetings, Ard Molenaar.

-- Ard Molenaar (ardmolenaar@hotmail.com), March 10, 1999.

"We can serve your flame-broiled Whopper fresh with anything on top. Or any way you think is proper"

What kind of bullshit is this?? Tonight I went to my hometown Burger King (Oswego, NY) at around 2:45am and ordered a Whopper meal. I got home and opened it up to find a soggy, cold, brown lettuced, yellow tomatoed, slop burger that looked like it came fresh out of a cows ass! I paid good money for this garbage. I realize it was nearing closing time (they were closed by the time I got home and made my gruesome discovery), but if they are going to be open until 3am, then the food should be fresh until 3am. It's said that the burgers are thrown away after 20 minutes of being "concocted", that means mine came out of the fucking garbage can! I'm pissed off!! I'm done with Burger King. The new fries suck too!! You might as well try to eat framing nails!!

-- R Wallace (rtw71@hotmail.com), March 13, 1999.

I work at a Burger King and I hear complaints from slobs like you guys all the time. We slave before the hot broiler, we make your freakin' whoppers with no pickles and light mayo. Sometimes we screw up because we're human, underpaid, and disgruntled. My advice is that if you think you're getting ripped off, then don't go there. Believe me, if it weren't for you guys paying for that hi-priced crap we wouldn't be selling it. The bottom line is that you're taking what we're giving you, so you must like it. And one other thing, don't gripe! I don't want to hear it...

-- Christine (bopeepers1@aol.com), March 15, 1999.

Now listen up all you little schmucks, Christine's right. When I founded the Berger King over 43 years ago, how did I know all the meat in the world was going to turn out to garbage? And back then, don't forget, animals liked to be whacked on the head with an axe. You all complain far too much. If we kill the friggin' thing, you cry about that. If it's a little old and gamey, you whine about that. If it was still alive and bleeding, you'd sure bitch about that, too, so just take it like a man, and I mean you camel-toes, too.

Now about the new fries. Most of you are so hung up on the shitty taste that you haven't noticed that they make you fart. We had a fat guy in the Oswego, N.Y. store last week blew 3 people. . ., well, you don't need to know about that. Just be careful with matches. I fired that jerk who came up with those fries, and as soon as the scows from those 3rd world countries stop coming in, we'll switch to something better. you can't get those filthy little bastard kids in 3rd world countries to wash their hands, either, so I guess its for the best. If you want to eat some roach-infested fish at Long Dong Silverfish's for a few weeks, I'll understand. But please come back, because we bought up a shitload of those oldies records, and we got 30 more years of ads to run. Thanks.

-- Fred "King" Berger (FBerger@protiennet.com), March 25, 1999.

In my opinion, burger king fries are not the best. They once had dirt on them. The onion rings are good. You cannot honestly tell me that you expect to get a burger like the ones shown on tv. Perhaps in shangra la we could, but not here.

-- Scott Joseph Xavier Kalapos I (www.rjkalapos@worldnet.com), April 15, 1999.

Listen, why do you have this site?? Do you need a life? Who cares if you live next to a Burger King...MOVE!! Duh...And no you cannot link pages without their consent, it is legally true. They could take down your site if they wanted to..but why, its lame...

Oh, I am not gonna go to Burger King again, cause the picture is not what the burger is, I am scared for life!

BS

-- Who Cares (Noneofyourdamn@business.com), April 20, 1999.

Well, well, well. If it's not the BurgerKing biggest rejectors. I think all of you guys who badmouthed BK are all a bunch of fuckin' overweight loosers. Get it LOOSERS!!! Ya aint gonna have any of the BK products especially Whoppers w/ Cheese and Regular Soda with french fries because you are all OVERSIZED, HUNGRY, HOMO SAPIENS!!!

MARIA_MANHATTAN

-- Maria (maria@hotmail.com), April 23, 1999.

I just wish they serve the meal as it really looks on TV....

-- Samer (samer333@hotmail.com), April 24, 1999.

I think this site is a waste of space. I happen to work at burger king and we all work our asses off and I'm sick of all you fuckers that come in and bitch if we screwed your order up! We make mistakes just like the rest of you dickheads out there! And by the way, whoever thought of this site probably got fired from burger king and this is their immature way of taking it out on the company. Get a life losers! And if you don't like the food..... go somewhere else!!!!!

-- jennifer (oz13jd@aol.com), April 27, 1999.

I think you are a dickhead yourself for thinking that you are human you are a robot that makes crappy food just like you were programed to, and that aint no reason for spiting on food and making it sloppy thru the drive thru just to get it all over your customer that come late night just cause you had to get up and answer the box. while you read this i think you will notice this is a letter all about you.

-- tim (traylor@pathfindermail.com), April 30, 1999.

As a Burger King employee - I only want to ask 1 question - can I come to where you work and critique your performance ... and (considering the posts on this page) your looks ... and your education ... and your worth as a human? If we don't give you the product you order - tell us - but try treating us like you want to be treated. If you have a comment - tell us - but don't insult us by your behavior. If you do not like the food - you have the perfect way of maturely letting us know - DON'T COME BACK.

-- DJanks (Dalia18432@aol.com), May 21, 1999.

First of all,anyone who complains about their burger not looking like the picture should GROW UP!!I hate assholes like you people.If you don't like it don't eat there.Got it?Good.Now for the complaints about the service you recieve.If you act like like an asshole I would hope you get treated like one.It's people like you who make it hard for people like me to go to work day in and day out.The only consolation I get is that when I see you do these things on my own time I speak my mind.You all need a reality check.Why do you think people take GUNS to work?They're for people like you.If murder was'nt illegal there'd be a lot less assholes in the world to procriate.I think people like you spawn on wet locker room floors.For all the people in this business I'd like to say BITE MY BURGER KING ASS.And yes it does look like the picture.-----Alexander

-- Alexander (BiteMe5@Hotmail.com), May 28, 1999.

I brought a gun to work once. Everyone thought it was real, although it was only a pellet gun. Never did it again, though. -Doug

-- Doug Thompson (biteme6@hotmail.com), May 28, 1999.

OOps. My hotmail account had been erased because I haven't used it for months. It's now listed properly. Damn greasy crap I used to eat is STILL having adverse effects on my memory. -Doug

-- Doug Thompson (bitemeforever@hotmail.com), May 28, 1999.

biteme6 is now bitemeforever@hotmail.com. Friggin' sorry, gentlemen.

-- Doug Thompson (bitemeforever@hotmail.com), May 28, 1999.

When I look at the complaint made about the burger not looking like the picture I automatically think how pathetic someone must be to complain about something like this. Afterall, how often is something exactly the same as it is in a picture. Don't be a idiot, think about it, the people that often have to make these burgers are very busy and don't have the time to make it look exactly the same as the picture for picky nerds like yourself. The main thing is that it tastes great.

-- Adrian Cornwall (Adrian.aj.@Xtra.co.nz), June 04, 1999.

I had Tisha serve me @ 22:24 6-10-99, ticket #32. The problem I have with her is that she was given @ $10 bill in return all I recived was six cents back for a whopper w/cheese, O'Rings and a Hersey Pie. I when I request that she owed me five bucks back she stated that I gave a $5.00 bill. Can you tell the difference between a $10 bill and a $5 bill ???? I talked to the manager and stated that she would be over on her drawer. @ 11:30 when I received a call come to find out she was under 74 cents. The money is not the issue. I don't let thieves work for it's a shame you do??? I guess i should stayed with Waffle House since I have dining out at least three times a week. I doubt seriously you are going to do anything about this !!!! If you then accept my apoligies. Just to let you know that you got one over on a Eagle Scout for the Boy Scouts of America. You need to have a receipt that shows how much change / bills was given instead of a total. You give a open ticket to workers to take advantage of customers. (Posted on http: \\www.thecomplaintstation\b\burgerking_toc.htm 06/11/99

-- Benny Ledford (bledford@mindspring.com), June 11, 1999.

Na comam essa merda. Isso faz cair os dentes; provoca hemorroides; tem carne de: cco; burro (donkey; jacari; mimi (o melhor i nco falar dos mimis). Burger King SUCKS!!!

-- Eulalia Saroca (lolita96me@mailcity.com), June 11, 1999.

I have see many,many adds for a 99 cent chicken sandwich at BK. One day I was in the area so I ordered the 99 cent chicken sandwich. They didn't have it. Surprise surprise. I got curious. I went to 5 BK's. 1 in Santa Rosa(near San Fransisco), 1 in Rohnert Park(north Ca),1 in Lake Co., 1 in Central Valley(mid Calif), and 1 in the LA area. Only 1 BK sold a 99 cent chicken sandwich and it was half the size of the one in the add. One out of five stores. Burger King LIES. Somebody should sue the crap out of BK. Fortunately for BK, I'm an engineer, not a laywer.

-- dan matthews (roadhouse@yahoo.com), June 22, 1999.

I happen to work at a burger king in the central valley of california. I agree with the few that say " if u don't like the food don't keep going" BUT can everyone tell me they are happy with the way they are being treated at there work. I bust my ass everyday and is one of the fastest workers and i have not recieved a raise or promotion, I have worked for burger king for 1 year and a month, I have watched people come and go and still as I stay commited to this company I have nothing to show for it, I would highly appreciate it if someone who feels as I do, respond with an email. thanx

-- upset in cali (j0keR99@hotmail.com), July 04, 1999.

Yessterday I tried to purchase a Whopper combo with cheese, but with no meat (I'm a vegetarian). The manager of the store (on Perkins?) in Sandusky, Ohio, told me I could not purchase a Whopper combo and ask to have the meat removed. She also told me there was no combo meal for a veggie whopper (simply a whopper with no meat(no gardenburger or anything)) and that if I wanted a veggie burger, fries, and drink I would have to pay full price. Paying over a dollar extra for taking an ingredient out of a Whopper? So much for "Have it your way"

-- Kate Penney (fairfax@tir.com), July 08, 1999.

I agree with answer number 468, that you guys whine way too much for your ages, whatever ages you pretend to be. I like my whoppers flatter than road kill, with the tomatos slithering out the wrapper. Fries my eyes! I LOVE bk fries, my eyes. I dream of them at night, and in my off time. You Whiners! The BK staff have been my only friends in times of trouble.

-- Greasy McSnide (bangzoom@zipyy.net), July 10, 1999.

I work at a BK and I would just like to say to all you whiners about all the people that work there keep in mind that all they are doing is their job. We don't decide to serve shitty lettuce and old food, we are told by our bosses to use it and keep our waste down. So next time you decide to go to a BK and be a prick to an employee, keep in mind it's not him, he's just doing his job.

-- (ratbastard@hotmail.com), July 28, 1999.

Sick Sick Sick burgers. Have you ever bought a sick burger then went to work to discover how gross it looks. Well I did and the mayo was water, lettuce almost black, tomato dissolved into a red paste, and bread soggy.

I STILL ATE THE DAMN THING, then I remebered how many hours I puked after eating a bad burger my mom left out on the kitchen table for 5 hours and went back to the alley to forced myself to heave out the crap.

I'LL NEVER EAT AT BURGER KING EVER AGAIN BECAUSE THIS WAS NOT THE FIRST TIMEN THIS HAPPENED.

-- Richard Guerra (rpguerra@uiuc.edu), July 28, 1999.

BK at Hwy 575 and Barrett Pky., Kennesaw Georgia, July 28,1999 at 3:15PM. Chicken sandwiches cooked with rancid tasting oil; dirty restrooms; rude service by cashier; food (order of fries) on floor at ordering counter (Hmm lawsuit waiting to happen.) Pass the Tums please!!! Never again Bye, bye BK.

-- L. F.Sherman (lakelr@bellsouth.net), July 28, 1999.

Im english and sick to death of all you fucking americans and all your souless movies fast food reseraunts and toss music, so please please sod off.

-- hardy (sargyris@hotmail.com), August 05, 1999.

ALL YOU CUSTOMERS DO IS BITCH BITCH AND BITCH.. I WISH ALL OF YOU HAD TO WORK IN A HOT KITCHEN FOR 8 HOURS A DAY AND HAVE TO MAKE FOOD OVER AND OVER AGAIN... THE SAME THING EVERY DAY..... AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO COME IN 10 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING: CLOSING AT A FAST FOOD RESTRAUNT IS HELL... YOU HAVE TO CLEAN EVERY THING THAT YOU CUSTOMERS SEE, HAVING NO CLUE WHAT TIME YOU ARE GONNA GET OUT, AND THE MORE CUSTOMERS, THE LATER YOU GET OUT... THEREFORE YOU CANT PLAN NOTHING....

AND FOR THOSE "THE FOOD IS NEVER THE WAY I WANT IT"

SIMPLE AND SHORT: IF YOU WANT YOUR FOOD PERFECT, INVEST IN A GRILL AND SPEND SOME MONEY ON HAMBERG

FUCK ALL OF YOU BITCHING, SCREAMING, LITTLE KID YELLING, IN- CONSIDERATE, ITS SO HOT IN HERE! THE DINING ROOM IS 70 DEGREES ASSHOLES

-- dont worry about it (freak420@together.net), August 11, 1999.

AND ONE MORE THING... JUST BECAUSE YOU GET A WHOPPER THAT HAS A SOGGY BUN ETC, YOU MUST REALIZE WHAT TIME YOU BRING YOUR FAT ASSES THERE..... WE DONT USE AS MUCH MEAT DURING THE SLOWER TIMES (AFTER LUNCH, AFTER SUPPER) AND THERE FORE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEND MORE MEAT CAUSE ITS A WASTE OF MONEY

-- dont worry about it (freak420@together.net), August 11, 1999.

Outstanding Article on Burger King from Major Dutch Newspaper

The following article on Burger King, the West Bank and the protest movement in this country appeared in NRC Handelsblad, one of the most important and respected Dutch newspapers. It is, perhaps, the best article yet on the subject in a major publication.

ANGER ABOUT WHOPPERS IN THE WEST BANK BURGER KING TALKS WITH CYBER- LOBBY

Caroline de Gruyter NRC Handelsblad, 10 August 1999

A Burger King restaurant in a Jewish settlement in the West Bank has caused the anger of many Arabs. "Dear Mr.. Malamatinas, I am shocked to hear about the news that Burger King opened a restaurant in the Jewish settlement Ma'ale Adumim on occupied Palestinian land. Until Burger King closes its restaurant in this settlement, I will boycott Burger King restaurants and will inform all my contacts to do the same." Thousands of people from all over the world received on 29 July, a call to write emails to the CEO of Burger King in Miami.

The call was issued first by Ali Abunimah, a 27-year old Palestinian-American teacher in Chicago. Hundreds put their names under similar letters and mailed it to the email-address of the assistant of Mr.. Malamatinas. Whoever has something to do with the Arab world, often gets similar calls: actions against demolitions of Palestinian homes, actions for the release of political prisoners, who are held without due process, or against the American Congress which considers to recognize occupied Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Usually, such cyber- actions by the younger generation Arab Americans remain quiet, but the action opposing the restaurant which hamburger giant Burger King - the place where hamburgers are called 'whopper'- opened late May in the Jewish settlement Ma'ale Adumim has got a stormy character.

On August 6, ten large American Muslim organizations, who represent a significant part of the six million Muslims in America (not only Arab, but also black Americans), demanded that Burger King should close the new restaurant in the settlement and donate money to Muslim refugees. Through email they called thousands of people who are connected through mailing lists to boycott the company as long as their demands were not complied with.

Sunday, the Arab League in Cairo took over their demands, after which the newspapers in the Arab world, paid attention to the issue. For Burger King, who owns 82 restaurants in Arab and Islamic countries, where hamburgers gain popularity, this was a signal to start a 'dialogue' with the ten Muslim organizations.

"It is unbelievable how much response this action got", says Ali Abunimah, who send the first message about Burger King at the end of July to three hundred persons. "I put a great number of messages and protest-letters on the net, and often nothing happens with it" says Abunimah. "When you ask people to protest against Israeli bulldozers, they have a feeling of powerlessness. The Israeli army does not listen. Everyone can boycott Burger King. This gives a powerful feeling. This also appeals to Americans from non-Arab origin: a restaurant on confiscated Arab land where only Jews are allowed to come, makes people think of Woolworth's which did not allow blacks in 1959. The Woolworth's-protest of that time developed into the Civil Rights Movement".

The campaign against Burger King is based on two arguments. The first is that the settlement in the West Bank is build on confiscated Palestinian territory - a violation of international law and which has not been recognized by any country in the world. By investing in a settlement, Burger King also violates international law. The second complaint is that Burger King practices apartheid: a Jewish settlement is only meant for Jews. The emails are focused on this. An activists says: "Apartheid is something what Americans understand easier than something abstract like "violating international law": imagine that you are not allowed to enter a restaurant because you are Hindu or Black!"

For years, Abunimah and other younger Arab Americans are trying to campaign in a more "American" way than their fathers did, hoping to finally get more influence on American politicians. By walking with banners like "Shamir, Murderer" across Dupont Circle, the older generation caused rather irritation or pity than understanding. The younger generation, just like the powerful Jewish lobby, try to make contact with Capital Hill and appeal on the internet to American norms and values. With one click they reach almost for free thousands of people, instead of paying thousands of dollars to snowball by telephone as their political active fathers did.

This approach seems to start reaping the fruits. Last year ice cream producer Ben & Jerry's was forced through a cyber-action to cancel a contract with an Israeli water company on the occupied Golan Heights - using "stolen Syrian water", said the critics, was at right angles to the peaceful slogans of the company. Also in 1998, Nike had to remove a logo from a new sports shoe because it looked like "Allah", the Arabic word for God. Back down due to desecration was better than risking that millions of Muslims stopped buying its shoes.

It seems that Burger King didn't realize that opening a restaurant in a Jewish settlement would be so controversial. First, the British restaurant-chain in Miami put the responsibility in the hands of its Israeli franchise Rikamor. When the storm increased last week, the company declared that it "respects all nationalities, religions, and cultures", and would give them all "chances to consume their products where ever they might live. Burger King did not mean to debate politics."

This meant oil on the fire. The number of emails about Burger King's apartheid increased: Burger King's fax number was exchanged on the Freedom-mailing list, letters were send to CNN and CBS, friends and contacts from Malaysia to the Gulf were called upon to go to McDonald's (whose manager said that he would rather resign than open a restaurant in a Jewish settlement). A Professor in Economics wrote to Malamatinas that he would use Burger King as an example (of how thing should not be done) at Hobart and William Smith Colleges. Also Hussein Ibish from the lobby group ADC in Washington said that Burger King cannot make a political sensitive step "and then say: it has nothing to do with politics!"

This, Burger King, now seems to realize. "We take the Muslim organizations serious", says Burger King spokesperson Kim Miller in Miami. "We are concerned". The talk with the Muslim organizations cannot be else than about politics. Whether the company could convince its opponents with Millers argument that Burger King does not violate international law because the Jewish settlement Ma'ale Adumim is "located in C-area, which according to the Oslo Accords belongs to Israel", is doubtful. Actually, according to the Oslo Agreements, a part of zone C would be transferred eventually to the Palestinians. Negotiations about this might resume soon. It seems that the younger Muslim and Arab-American cyber-lobbyists are standing stronger than their opponents at whopper.com.

-- NRC Handelsblad (opinie@nrc.nl), August 11, 1999.

You all know the song Row Row Row Your Boat--put the lyrics to this:

Throw throw throw your Whopper, Right into trash, Cause that is where it belongs, Right there with the trash.

-- Gerry (BeauBerry@aol.com), August 13, 1999.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF HYPOCRATICAL BULLSHIT ARTISTS. BUGER KING IS NOT THAT BAD AS YOU MAKE IT OUT TO BE SORRY IF WE CAN'T GET THE SCISSORS AND TRIM THE LETTUCE EVERY BURGER WE MAKE. U ARE ALL POOFTERS

-- John Bobbit (Magoo@Phurty.com), August 19, 1999.

Well, my outrage is directed to their most recent press release where they state that they have withdrawn their support of a franchise in the ISRAELI town of Ma'ale Adumim (just outside Jerusalem). They say they don't want to be "political"- but this is very political, as usual, and is their way of giving in to the same old boycott of Israel that has been going on for more than 50 years. That's it - I've never been that happy about their burgers anyway, so it won't be that hard to boycott them right back! Anyway - Israel has its own BURGER RANCH which makes great burgers & fries and has restaurants located ALL OVER Israel without "political" considerations!

-- Suzanne Pomeranz (suzpom@gezernet.co.il), August 26, 1999.

I Happen to be a supervisor for Burger King. Alot of complaints here i read are valid. I Suggest to complain to the person it counts. Don't stop at the manager, ask for a supervisor or the company adress. If they are unwilling to give you that information, call another Burer king and they can give you that information. Believe it or not we want to try our best to satisfy every person. OBVIOUSLY that isn't possible!!! Being an outraged customer gets you nowhere. In my experience, those are the customers that cannot be satisfied no matter what; therefore there isn't much you can do and we just assume you take your business elsewhere if you can't give a complaint like a rational human! Don't get me wrong, express your anger, but yelling or swearing just doesn't work, and noone will take your complaint seriously; therefore getting no results. We try our best to plan the business for the day. We are fortune tellers and there are times when we are overwhelmed. Understand the workers work very hard to please and in uncomftable working atmosphere. What would you do if someone came to your place of employment and started yelling at you for what ever reason? I don't think you will go out of your way to be pleasant so why does everyone expect to treat BK employees like that and not be treated back the same. There are things going on you may be unaware. Waiting long? Did you ever think some unconsiderate customer decides to go through the drive through and order 10 value meals? Oh did I forget to tell you they are all seperate orders? well now the 20 cars in line behind them are going to be held up. What do you suggest? tell that customer no and hear them complain, or fill their order and hear you complain! We can't win. We try hard and aim to please, but it's just that-- FAST FOOD what do you expect? You want a 5 star dinning then go to a 5 star restaurant. It's Burger King what do you think you are going to get? As to the quality and proceedures--ALL BK have the same policy book to follow. If there is a problem be rational and it will be solved! As to the idiot who thinks BK doen't flame broil, and only microwaves the food, you should go to work at one try spending the hour and a half it takes to clean that broiler. Amazing it takes that long considering we don't use it!!!! Before you speak you should know the facts.. BK DOES flame broil and we microwave just to melt the cheese. and if we didn't do that i am sure someone would complain on it too!!! It just isn't possible to please everyone 100% although we would like to. Just understand, it is a fast food restaurant and i don't know why people expect the impossible sometimes. Try realizing people work hard to serve you and believe me they don't go out of their way to mess up. Mistakes happen and we can't change that all we can do is try to make it up to you in any concievable way. If you are that unsatisfied I suggest you try going to Mcdonalds and asking to have it your way. See how far you get with that!

-- supervisor (BKsuper@hotmail.com), August 27, 1999.

On the subject of Burger King in the Israeli town of Ma'ale Adumim. Burger King gave in to arab pressure and will not be open in Ma'ale Adumim. Ma'ale Adumim, like many Israeli towns near the border which will exist when the Palestinian state is declared, is not going to be disputed in the final settlement. It is going to remain an Israeli town just like Ramallah is going to remain a Palestinian town. An exact 1967 border does not exist except in the imagination. The new border will be the 2000 or 2001 border, or whatever. Burger King made the mistake that many american and japanese companies made in the 1970s. By the 1980s most companies who boycotted opening in Israel realized that the potential market in Israel is larger than in all the arab countries put together. Most arab countries are either absolute monarchies or one man dictatorships and therefore very few people can allow themselves the luxury of eating at a place like burger king. Israel has a western type economy. Two other things; 1. burger king's decision has done nothing for the peace process with its cowardice. 2. Burger king has the crappiest shitty disgusting burger in the whole fucking world.....and as a result of burger king not being in Ma'ale Adumim, maybe a better quality burger restaraunt will open there.

-- R Sharon (ricks@parker.inter.net.il), August 30, 1999.

We bought vegewhoppers the other day, and found them disgusting, we couldn't eat them they got thrown out in our garden for the local population of foxes to eat. and Guess what. They did not eat them, and they eat anything, it just goes to show you. Best wishes in you fight.

-- Dot (dotony@compuserve.com.uk), September 04, 1999.

As to the original question. Why does the Whopper and for that matter, every fast food item, look so good on TV and when you get it at the counter it looks somewhat like roadkill. Well I guess it's because it is what they claim it is. FAST FOOD. You get shredded lettuce,chopped onions and slopped on sauce at any fast food joint. I got 2 Spicy chicken today from The house that Kroc built and Road Kill would have looked better. I am not complaining about the looks as much as the price. I can make one of these hamburger delights at home for around a dollar using more beef , sliced onion and crisp un shredded lettuce. Why is it that it costs so much to mass produce them???? Also the so called shakes. Lets not call them shakes. A shake is just that. Not whipped frozen milk. There is so much air in a large BK or MC "shake" you could refloat the Titanic with less than a hundred of them. A Wendys Frostie is just what they call it. And I might add, Without the large air bubbles. Now that I have vented. HAVE A NICE DAY ALL!!! Wow, I got through the whole thing without profanity...Just think of it.

-- Charlie G (m536mantle@aol.com), September 04, 1999.

This is the way it goes people. I work at Burger King and yes they do advertize saying that you get a big Burger and get a little shit thing instead and the truth is we ARE suppose to make them the way they look on the commercials and to be blunt I as long with most cooks that work at "BK" don't give a shit if it's not the "Perfect Burger" although we do make them (try to) as shown in commercials when we're not busy. Burger King is a very busy resturant and we can't make every buger chicken ect look the way they are advertized. And the way I see it why eat there if you don't like it? That is the bottom line. People bitch without knowing what troubles it is to work there. All you do is come in order something and leave with the best burger (chicken/other) that we can make in the very little time we have to fill hundreds of orders. Oh and if you think our fries suck take them back and order fresh ones they may have been sitting there longer than they're suppose to if they don't taste right...

-- DAZ Summers (DAZ_99@hotmail.com), September 14, 1999.

I have noticed that many BK list meals, such as the Kids Meal, as an all-inclusive price - such as $2.19. But they ring the order as "burger + fries" and "small drink". The prices charged do not match the posted price. Customers are overcharged by at least a dime per order. I now add up the costs before ordering and make sure they refund me the extra amount. It is sort of fun to do, but both BK & McDonalds seem to do this as company policy.

-- Gary Bokelman (bokelman@access.mountain.net), September 22, 1999.

My response has nothing to do with the original question, but due to the fact that I have searched the net for an e-mail address to inform your corporate leaders/franchise/managers of my wife's recent experience, Oct.2,1999, I will use this forum with the hope that this message is received and dealt with as expedient as you know how. My family had a late snack at store #5, 344 Eastern Boulevard, Fayetteville, North Carolina, 28301. It was closing time, so we ate quickly. The manager of the store (Johnny) and an employee (Tiffany) got into a heated argument; profanity on the young ladies part, which drew our attention. We thought it was going to be a physical situation so we rushed through. The store was locked as we left. As we were driving off we observed a black male employee (not in burger king attire enter the store behind Tiffany. However, to make a long story short, when we arrived home two and a half hours later, my wife noticed that her purse was missing. She immediately called information to obtain the number to the store, which by the way is 1-910-484-0869. She called and spoke to the manager who informed her that the purse has been turned in to the front counter. We advised him to please secure the purse and we would return on Sunday to retrieve it. Upon examining her purse she found it in disarray, so she immediately searched foor her hidden cash. My wife had a hundred dollar bill, as well the change left over from another hundred dollars as she had purchased tickets to the football game in the amount of $35.00. Her money had been taken. My wallet was in her purse and I can account for my money missing in excess of three, one hundred dollar bills. I had planned to reward the employees for taking care of my wife's purse, however it appears that they/she/he did this for themselves. As I am sure that it was my wife's error to have left her purse, several questions need to be considered and I will end with these questions with the hope and prayer that you will read this and make an immediate response: #1. When we arrived home, we checked our messages; Why were we not contacted (two hour trip) to inform us that the purse had been found and secured? The store was closed, so no one else could have retrieved the purse. #2. You must consider that if the store was closed and that only the employees had access to the purse that if they stole from a customer after closing hours that maybe they are also stealing from you?

-- Attorney Nicholas E. Harvey, Sr. and wife Mrs. Eleanor Mills Harvey 1002 North Queen Street, Kinston, North Carolina, 28501 1-252-523-7321/523-3252/523-9809 (nikohary@icomnet.com), October 03, 1999.

I am a very young employee of Burger King, and it is really hard work; to work in a fast food restaurant. This is my first job and so I was doing some research on its background when I came upon this website. It is really good that people are observant and to tell the truth, I dont eat Burger King anymore. It is very fattening, and you are right, because it is false advertisement, but it would be impossible to make it look as it does on t.v. and stuff. But just think... all fast food restaurants have false advertisements. For example: Wendys, McDonalds, even Subway, or Taco Bell. But its just a way to get peoples attention. And I dont eat the food I am just workin for the money.

-- Jennifer H. (hersheykiss_jh@yahoo.com), October 08, 1999.

I am not surprised to find that I'm not the only one who has a problem with Burger King. I looked up Burger King on the web originally in order to lodge a complaint with their official wep site and ran across this site. Last week I was fifteen minutes late to work because I made the mistake of stopping for breakfest on my way to work. There were two cars in front of me and it took them twenty minutes just for me to get up to the window. The woman was taking her sweet time. I think that they look for the stupidist, most ruddest people they can find to work for Burger King. Every time I go there it takes forever and they practically throw the food at me without saying so much as a thank you. There new "improved" french fries are a joke. They taste like they are made from beats and I would love to see some proof that their stupid fries were voted "America's most favorite" fries. They probably just cheapend the recepit and tried to pass them off as "improved".

-- Sandra (Texasfam@Prodigy.com), October 18, 1999.

I'm writing in reponse to the idiot at Fuk@Prodigy.com

You need to learn how to spelll check you idiot! First of all, I seriously doubt that you have ever had to wait a "fukin" hour for an order and what the HELL does capitalism have to do with anything. Are you against free trade because you've had to wait too long to get a cheeseburger. You should try living in some third-world country where childen somtimes have to wait days sometimes just to receive some stale food and drinking parisite-infected water. You need to go out and get a job working eight hours for min. wage and having to deal with rude dumb asses such as yourself!

-- (Texasfam@Prodigy.com), October 18, 1999.

Obviously you people have never worked at a Burger King. Let me tell you, it is hell. I have worked there for a year and a half just so I can barely put myself through college. Forget trying to support myself. I make $5.25 an hour which is not nearly enough to put up with stupid customers who complain. Next time you go to complain about your burger, think of what the workers have been though. I don't know about most workers, but I work 40 hours a week at BK, go to college, and work 30 hours a week at my other job and by the time I get to BK I DON'T CARE about customers.

-- (bbunne@hotmail.com), October 19, 1999.

As to the food at Burger King, you never get what you order. But when you take your child there to get a kids meal that is offering the new "hot toy" and are told that there are no toys available they should stop selling the kids meal right away. The amount for pay for the kids meal is for the toy, not the food. It is even worst when you get home and discover that there is no toy and you go back only to find out that they don't have any. Can't they just tell you at the drive up and let you decide if you want to waste your money on their food. I will not be going there anymore.

-- D. Laurent (mamalaurent@yahoo.com), November 14, 1999.

I's all conclude that this is a fake cite set up by the beaver-slobbering king-pins at BURGER KING itself! I can tells that all of these statements acceptin' this one was written by the same person! Look at the grammatical structure underneath these lines of shit. Verb and nouns coded to spell out one thing and one thing only: EAT OUR SHIT NO MATTER WHAT!

And you is aint you. All you readers out there riding high oin the verbage at this site are dippin your weineies in the critch of the virgin BURGER KING. Your lappin' at the dogdoor of the house of WHOPPER. Dancin your dreams in the sea of sauce. Fried and rolled and broiled in the oil of the BK man above.

Don't denigh you'res facinations now. Get on down there and eats like a cow.

Love ya from pussy town.

-- Youser "the" Sneakydick (pussytown@beasverville.net), November 15, 1999.

re toys and kid meal ..this promotion of pokemon states there here well let me tell you after 1/2 tank of gas 2 cranky kids we went through over 4 burger kings who were out of toys and the only eatable food chicken tender all out of that too, this whole promotion has been a whole frustrating joke.so here i am trying to find an email for thier head office to no avail..if anyone has please let me know ,as it is definetly not on thier web page ....

-- bf (faithdevotion@yahoo.com), November 23, 1999.

Well here in Alaska my wife worked for the accounting part of Burger King Alaska and was sexual harsed by the office manager Eric Musser. Eric is a slim ball who will go to no length to ruin a persons life a reputation. As far as that goes his boss who at one time was a state elected person writes checks that bounce and has no real cash. I've knowen manny of times when stores could not open due to the bills not being payed on time.

-- (gearmo1@hotmail.com), December 08, 1999.

A page like this surprises me very little.

I work at BK, and day after day, I see the stupidest people in the universe arriving to consume food. It is the general consenus of all of us who work at my BK that only truly demented section of the population eat there. How many times have I had to deal with ADULTS screaming about Pokemon toys in the past few weeks? Just throw maturity out the window, and scream at the overworked, underpaid BK employees over the fact that your child is so dependant on material items that they will lie on the floor and wail due to the fact we don't have a two inch high plastic Pokemon figure they want.

GO TO WALMART AND BUY THEM A GODDAMN POKEMON TOY IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH!

Honestly. Do you actually think that reverting to infantile tactics such as screaming, threatening, and just plain refusing to move, standing at the counter and demanding Pokemon toys, despite the fact we don't even HAVE any is going to get you anywhere?

What did I tell you? Stupid people eat at Burger King.

As for the food. Well, if you want to go through the drive-thru, order 10 Jr.Whoppers, then demand to pay for them all seperately, all with debit, then you'll just have to live with having squashed, cold food. Or if you come to BK at dinner time and there's a lineup out the door and 17 cars in drive-thru, you may just have to live with having your cup of diet Coke not quite filled to the top. There is a limit to customer service, and unfortunately, most people severely test it.

If you were smart, you wouldn't eat at Burger King at all.

-- Melissa (lissa@easynet.ca), December 26, 1999.

i work at a local burger king they cant ever seem to get there shit straight they never have the write stuf they rush you so when you get done with the burger it looks like shit i wouldnt eat from a place like that i work at a burger king near edgerton wisconsin

-- juda duba (Superman0101@hotmail.com), January 07, 2000.

The sismple answer is that if u don't like the food which that seems case for most of these people just don't eat the food. Most people people continue to complain but also at the same time continue to go there do everyone at BK a favor and keep your ass at home and cook, problem solved.

-- Roni (Tootie212@yahoo.com), January 11, 2000.

Sonora California B.K. Feeds all the neighborhood Dogs & Cats from the side door. One Dog Likes frozen whopper Patties. This Dog is now deceased. They also feed Pets in the Drive-Thru lane.The G.M is very fat and has sex with the owners.She also drinks lots of Vodka.

-- John Walters (usalfalfa@mindspring.com), January 15, 2000.

Sonora Ca. BK #1. ASSISTANT MANAGERS DIPPING INTO TILL! #2. CARPET LICKING W\ LOTS OF PUBIC HAIR ACTION. #3. WIDJIT EMPLOYMENT.

-- John Walters (usalfalfa@mindspring.com), January 15, 2000.

All I really wanted to do, was to make a complaint on one particular store's consistant poor quality food. After looking up the site for Burger King Corporation, and finding nowhere to make any kind of complaint, I found this site. Burger King needs to listen to what the public is saying as far as the service and quality of the food they represent. I normally like the food of Burger King (except for the new fries...YUCK!). The only thing I would have liked to accomplished is to let the Corporation know that the franchises are not playing by the rules. I myself worked at a store in Texas for all of 5 days. The burgers are made in advance and put into what they call steamers to wait for customers to buy them. For the most part, The employees were good about going by the time limits of these processes. Some employees are not as conscientious. My point is, Burger King Corporation needs to keep closer eye on these individual stores who are not in compliance with BK rules of conduct and food preparation. Burger King, please listen!

-- Cindy Lackey (res00ibo@gte.net), January 21, 2000.

The RODEO BURGER is the Best! THE NEW FRIES ARE DELICIOUS & NUTRITIOUS

-- Big Pooty (erection@brenda.cum), January 21, 2000.

the burger king in clawson mich sucks slow stupid employes un sanitary conditions very unclean and disgusting

-- bobmax (bobcoleen@juno.com), January 23, 2000.

ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID? Really, really, unbeliveably stupid? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FOOD, STOP COMPLAINING AND *DON'T* EAT THERE!

Duh.

-- A person, stating the obvious. (duh@duh.com), January 24, 2000.

my johns likes to eats the french toast stix out of my pussy.they are warm & slippery. Whens do i gots to pay fo yo big pooty?

-- shanaynay (ho@streetcorner.com), January 24, 2000.

I WENT TO B.K. IN EASTON PA ON EASTON NAZARATH ROAD, I FOUND A PEICE OF GARBAGE IN MY FRENCH FRIES, I WENT IN TO COMPLAIN (I WAS PISSED!!!!!!!!) THE MANAGER TREATED ME LIKE I WAS A PEICE OF SHIT, ASKED ME "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM SUPPOSED TO DO? IF YOU WANT SOME MORE FRIES I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU" I THEN DEMANDED THE TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND I WAS TOLD "NO I'LL HANDLE IT" I STAYED THERE FOR TWENTY MINUTES DEMANDING THE PHONE NUMBER AND HE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME, I HAD TO GET THE COPS TO GET ME THE NUMBER AND IT DIDN'T MATTER ANYWAY, B.K. DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THIER COSTUMERS ANY MORE THAN THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR MINIUM WAGE PAID EMPLOYEES WITHOUT BENIFITS!!!! WITH HOW MUCH MONEY THEY PULL IN EACH DAY, THERE IS NO REASON TO NOT PAY THEIR EMPLOYEES A GOOD WAGE, IF THEY CARED ABOUT COSTUMERS THEY WOULD MAKE THEIR EMPLOYEES HAPPY AND A HAPPY EMPLOYEE IS HAPPY TO THE COSTUMERS, WHICH IS SOOOO IMPORTANT, I HATE GIVING THESE ASSHOLES MONEY JUST SO THEY CAN RIP ME OFF AND TREAT ME LIKE SHIT/1111

-- PRIVATE (BURGERKING@SUX.COM), January 25, 2000.

We is purty stoopid hear in Nawlins La. so we works in burger king. But it beets beeng a po leese man.

-- Phlegm King (weezy@pubichair.com), January 25, 2000.

the big thing at the BURGER KING restaurant where I werk is to have sex on the burger boards. you'd think it isn't possible (high off the ground!) but it is. 3 couples have tried it, including a manager and employee. (but they did it on the specialties table too.) they do this at closing when everything is clean. i've come in for an opening shift and the mess is still all over the burger boards. think about that next time you eat at BURGER KING.

-- ... (...@....com), February 01, 2000.

i unfortunatly work for burger king as a manager.i hate it.head office staff show no fucking respect for anyone.they ALWAYS take the customers side,not paying any attention to their own managers!and customers,if you dont like the food or the service,fuck off!go to mcdonalds you small minded pricks.GET A LIFE!!!

-- michael knight (jeppymil@onenet.au), February 22, 2000.

I used to be a manageress at a burger king restaurant and I must admit I was the worst manager anyone could ever have I used to bitch and moan about all the staff and management and the only reason I kept my job was because I was sleeping with the area manager. I used to blame everything that went wrong on anyone else. in addition to this I have hairy armpits i've got ginger hair but dye it black yet still i'm ugly. I once tried to sexually harass one of my managers but he left after I thretened to kill myself because i caught him going with one of my supervisors. Everything is o.k. now though because I lost my job, shaked up with the bun delivery man and have just had his baby. I plan to take my maternity leave from my current restaurant (god knows why they emoloyed me given my reputation) and then i'll quit probably dump the bun man and shake up with the guy that collects my garbage. my son will probably grow up disfunctional and unstable. thankyou for reading the diaries of Mikala Bromley

-- MIKALA BROMLEY (BURGERKINGBOYS@AOL.COM), March 26, 2000.

I stand on my feet all day and they hurt a lot. sometimes I go to frig and take my shoes and socks off and rub frozen burger patty on the soles of my funky feet . it feels real good then i can go back to work for a while.

-- Pierre Fanguy (braindamaged@hotmail.com), March 28, 2000.

Visit "Roys Rolls" for a proper burger - Roy Cropper the owner knows his whopper alright, Gail Platt works their & Toyah Battersby works the Lobby. If you want a haircut, visit Hair by Audrey - Audrey Roberts is the owner, Debs Brownlow & Maxine Peacock aslo are employed - Then visit "The Kabin" Rita Sullivan & Norris Cole are your hosts their for newspapers & magazines & now even a post office. - Car trouble? Kevin Webster, Jim McDonald & Tyrone Dobbs are your men - next to "the Kabin". Dev Halahan will look after you in the corner shop for all your needs - (make your own whopper - he sells all the ingredients). New is D&S DIY & hardware shop - Sally Webster & Danny are your assistants in there. Finally a visit wouldn't be complete by joining the company of Natalie Barnes, Betty Williams & Leanne Battersby down the Rovers - great beer. Have good visit - Burger King Sucks big time.

-- SPIDER NUGENT (spider.nugent@cstreet.com), April 26, 2000.

ROY CROPPER WOULDN'T ALLOW IT!

-- HAYLEY CROPPER (hayley@underworld.com), April 28, 2000.

i have worked in restaurants and i know that the food that comes out is not going to look like the pictures, but when i ordered a rather large order (over $20.00) and they made a mistake i went back the next day and was told that they couldnt do anything about it because i didnt call so they didnt have my name on some list. what a crock. I eat fast food at least 5 times a week. and that was the last $ out of my pocket that BK will ever get

-- scott humphrey (scott1117@aol.com), June 08, 2000.

A yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah. You want the fuckin' slop, eat the fuckin' slop. And whata bout the Burger Queen? She a he in Drag? She got the Whopper? The Whopper you want.

You bet she does. And your just droolin' to get at it. Lick the drippy mayo off the buns. That's you you fuckin' pigs. Pigs lickin the mayo offin the meat steamed buns. You fuckin' pigs.

Shame on ya and all you fuckin' children. You mamas too.

Wholo

-- Wholo the MoleHole (Jazzyassy@mingya.net), July 07, 2000.

Hey Wholo!!!!

Whataya know we read the same beautiful Burger King Pages! What da ya know meetin' like this on the Burger King Page?

So Wholo? You the King? You see these babies pursin' their lips how they got screwed by the Burger King? Ah poor poopy babies gettin' screwed by the Burger King.

I bets on ya Wholo if they was tied down, they lick the mayo off the buns lickety split. Tickle their gones and off to the lickin' the mayo they go. Oh Boy would they be lickin'! Like dogs on ice cream ya know Wholo? Just like the dogs lickin' on the ice cream.

Well Wholo, gotta go go. Glad to see ya here writin' to all the babies crabbin' about the screwin' Burger King. That bad bad Burger King. Jeese, ya think the Burger King's got it out just for them. Burger King to baby. But you and me Wholo, we know about the slurpin' down of the mayo off the buns they want to be doin, don't we Wholo.

And yeah, they're a bunch of fuckin' pigs Wholo. Just a bunch of squirmin' fuckin' pigs waitin' and wishin' they was gettin' the chance to lick that mayo off the Burger King's buns. Ya fuckin bunch of pigs.

Molo

-- Molo Loves Blowlo (Molo@jissport.net), July 07, 2000.

Heys brothers Wholo and Molo!

I's amazed at the coincidence of the both of you's readin' on these Burger King pages. The blessed pages of da Burger King. Yessar I need to be readin' bout the little babies squirmin wishin they was spermin' over the steamy buns drippin with the squishy squishy mayo. I see them there. See them Wholo? See them Molo?

Reading the Burger King pages wishin' they was lickin' the mayo offin the moisty buns of the Burger King's whopper. Droolin' and squichin' in the pants. Dry in their throats at the thought of just one tiny little lick of the white drippin' mayo. The mayo drippin' off the Burger King's buns.

So Wholo, So Molo? What we do bout these perverted little shambos? Eh? We send them message of grief. Message that say the steamy buns no longer for you? No more lickin' like the dogs on the ice cream? No more lickin' like the baby on the lolly POP? No more lickin' the mayo off the steamy buns like my cat at his nuts?

I don't know Wholo. I don't know Molo.

Shame, shame, shame on these perverted upset babies sniffin' up the buns of the Burger King. Shame, shame, shame on them wishin' they was tied to a chair in their skivvies with the buns drippin' mayo just an inch from their face.

Jolo

-- Jolo Wholo Molo (Jolo@mayobuns.net), July 07, 2000.

Having been a Burger King Employee for 2 years, yes the burger may look really good in the advert, but get REAL! Most of the customers are not content to wait for 3 minutes, therefore the burger you get is not going to look like the one in the picture!

Also, you may leave with a bad impression of Burger King, but the whole transaction of buying a meal in a short space of time makes it hard to put over a good service. But, we do try our best, and even although we may look pissed off, you try working in there as you have a hangover and have a million essays for uni!

Finally, please remember what you are purchasing when you enter - a burger meal, not a 5-star, three course meal!

-- John Macdonald (j.mcdonald1@ntlworld.com), September 07, 2000.

Anyone wanting an explanation of anything to do with burger king please leave me an e-mail and i'll get back to you as soon as possible also WNAT TO BUY SOME EX BK. TOYS AGAIN DROP ME A LINE DESCRIBING WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR IF I'VE GOT IT IT WILL COST THREE POUNDS. PLUS i ALSO HAVE ONE NEW POKEMON LIMITED EDITION TALKING PIKACHU FROM THE CORRENT POKEMON PROMO AT BURGER KING This i am afraid will be twenty pounds though-first come first serve.

-- mo (burgerkingboys@aol.com), September 13, 2000.

Who's this little mayo lickin' clown selling his shitty burger king toys by the pound? Some limey lacky wanker shuffeling in the dark corner of some burger king dumpster. FIND THE SHAME! We need to berate the burger King! We need to slice at its ungly mayo lickin' soul! We need to vindicate ourselves from the throws of the burger king and find liberation in lickin' the mayo off the buns.

Let's not be selling your limey shit here on the prescious burger king lamentation pages. Take your british wares and cram them where the mayo drips its very last drip.

Juicy Dude

-- Juicy Dude (MoMoKingdeleeking@KC.net), September 29, 2000.

If you do not like burger King Or mickey D then go to the store and buy the stuff you need and make it yourself that is my answer for you

-- Your Mind (Noyb@Noyb.com), October 26, 2000.

Hello, I like Burger King's Chicken sandwiches and their french fries are good. But i wonder if anyone has noticed how they always have low quality dr. pepper... it has a hint of orange soda taste in it.. no matter where i go. does burger king buy lower grade dr. pepper for their establishments?

-- Simple Observer (simple@observer.net), November 01, 2000.

I think this is all just a play on symbolism. How can you judge a book by its cover? If you look closely, you can see the moistness of the bun. I believe this could all be a fine example of symbolic rage.

-- Aloyisush Ferdinand Moriella (f007reak@yahoo.com), November 03, 2000.

I love Burger King. Burger King loves me. We get along. So I like their fries. They are good with ketchup. If you put it in barbque sauce, it is heaven. Please don't be too harsh on Burger King. We are friends.

-- Lindsey Huffman (LindseyHu3@aol.com), November 08, 2000.

Needless to say I agree with any Anti-BK fries posts here. In fact I just started my own little tribute the the worst fries in fast food. Check it out.

http://www.bkfriessuck.com/

Vote for something that really matters!

-- Mike (webmaster@bkfriessuck.com), November 09, 2000.

I LOVE Burger King and McDonalds- Don't You?

-- Jena Chin (Re-ject@ccrtc.com), November 15, 2000.

Smiths Falls Ontario Canada. !0 minutes in the drive thru for 3 crosants and a hash brown. THe sausage was burnt on all three, and the grease that the hash browns were cooked in couldn't have been changed in a month. I stopped going to BK for 3 months because of this incompetince. I go back and how do they wecome you? With more of the crap that turned you away. And how can we complain? On pages like this because they don't have a damn e-mail address(the store manager sure don't give a shit!)

-- Fred Penner (sixfootfive13@yahoo.com), November 16, 2000.

i eat at the bk in fortuna all the time and they are very good i have lived all over cali and i have allways eaten at bk if you whant to talk abought a shity place to ead that is at toco bell in fortunia that place suks ass they are ruse and the food suks one time i was eating there the employes where making fun of the costimers. i know people that work there and they tell me abought how they embisle monney and half of there employes are fagets you know who i ame talking abought colt

-- britt (hoochi81@yahoo.com), November 23, 2000.

that is fortunia ca

-- britt (hoochi81@yahoo.com), November 23, 2000.

I luv Burger King

-- (Woodsadam@cs.com), November 25, 2000.

Let me put it in a way that you people can understand, BK in Fortuna Ca. is ok if you don't expect much. The food is just something to get you by. The people that work there are what you get for min. wage. I would just like to say that Taco Bell in Fortuna has got to be the most rude, chicken shit place that I have ever been to. Don't worry I will never go back. I can't understand why they have such smart ass little fuckers working there, you know who you are {Kolt} and you so called managers.All I can say to you is " Eat shit and die , you smart ass rip offs "

Have a nice day and go fuck yourself...........

"

-- Gut ache (Fuzzbutt40@hotmail.com), November 26, 2000.

why arabs R like dogs in ice cream U R fuker I like Ur wabber & my friend says that it's rabbish all the fuckeis hala 3ammee

-- mohammed rawashdeh (masfufa@maktoob.com), November 26, 2000.

Masfufa must be an idiot, he can't even spell. Go buy a burger and choke on it and do us all a favor, dumb ass.

-- Gut Ache (Fuzzbutt40@hotmail.com), November 27, 2000.

i worked for burger king australia as a manager and crew for 4 years,and i must say that in that time i never met a bigger bunch of rude,arrogant cunts.u can all stick ur whoppers up ur fat fuckin arses,and those who may have the intelligence to work out who i am,know who they are.BURGER KING IS SHIT,AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE HERE IN AUSTRALIA,ID ADVISE YOU NEVER TO EAT FROM THE BURGER KING AT MAQUARIE SHOPPING CENTRE.the bun shed and store itself are infested with RATS,and our district manager used to make us use buns which had been half eaten by rats,cause he didnt want a high waste percentage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Chris M (Electro2000@start.com.au), December 01, 2000.

i work at buger king and to tell you the truth the hole companie is bull shit. i've been there for four years and as a manager i only make $7.00 an hour. they tell you that your going to get a raise and three months later they we can't give you guys a raise bacause we spent to much money on equipment and so therefore you only get your raise next month. thats when minimum wage goes up. one more quater the crew will be making the same as me. don't ever apply at burger king. you can do better than that. they are bull shit

-- shotz113@aol.com (shotz113@aol.com), December 04, 2000.

I visited the Burger King on Meanwood Road in Leeds UK tonight, 7th December 2000, with my two children. We went into the toilets on arriving prior to ordering our food so that we could use the facilities and wash our hands. There were two toilets - one of which was out of order - the other toilet had no toilet paper. We tried to wash our hands only to find that there was no soap. The floor was so dirty and greasy that it was dangerous. We then went to order our food - but as we had been unable to wash our hands we did not want to order any food to eat because, as everyone knows, you are expected to eat the food with your hands. I asked for the manager and informed her of the state of the toilets. She said that they had been checked and cleaned only 20 mins prior to our arrival. I replied that there is a statement board on the door of the toilets which had last been filled in more than 24 hours prior to this time. She said that she had just started her shift and did not know when they had been cleaned (thereby showing her first statement to be a lie) When i said that this was unhygenic and that many many people must have used those toilets in the last 24 hours she just shrugged and said nothing. I asked for the phone number and address to make a formal complaint to and she gave me a phone number which does not connect to anything. I looked for their website to email a complaint only to find that they do not accept complaints in that way and advises you to take your complaint to the manager of the outlet (which I had already done) We then drove across town to get to a McDonald's so that we could at least wash our hands and eat. Before I left I looked at the rest of the establishement, and found ALL the tables to be extreamly dirty with food and grease on the floor. This is a dangerous and, quite frankly, disgusting place to take children into let alone expect them to eat. I will now be boycotting Burger King and will endeavour to find SOME way to make my complaint to them. Yours disgustedly and sickened A E Mazur (UK)

-- Amanda Mazur (amazur@cwcom.net), December 07, 2000.

I Work at A Burger King In The Pas Manitoba, and i think that people take things by how they percieve everything else, from what other people say. The restaurant is only as good as the people that work there. If you have a good group of people to work with then all the bullshitt that all you person(s) put of with wouldn't be happening. If you do not like it then find another minimum wage paying job.If the company is screwing you around, get the hell out or do something about it p.s. all the burgers DO NOT look like that at least not in The Pas

-- Josephine Snyder (jellybean _78@hotmail.com), December 08, 2000.

I feel for the cashiers that work there. As for the managers and above... no can do. They knew what kind of career they were choosing for themselves. I did my gig at Mc Donalds. I can tell you that I have been VERY disgruntled by many (irritated already by someone/something else) customers. However, I did my job. I gave courtesy and I waited to get home to gripe about it. If you can't treat someone respectfully, you have no business working with people. Get a phone-sex line or something, people will pay you for that rudeness and walk away happy. Same goes for unhappy people... If you're having a bad day or in some cases, a bad life, stay home. There are enough people driving around spawning road rage already. I personally am taking a permanent vacation from burger king. The managers are incompetent!

-- m (sorryidon't thinkso@hotmail.com), December 09, 2000.

In response to all your complaints iam an employee at burger king in Epherta Pennsylvania. Yes are food can suck but its fast food we do our best. and yes it can be unsanitary but its a fast paced business. And 9 out of ten times are costumers come back. I worked at Mc Donolds and they had to be far worse then bk. no offense to Mc Donolds. Quit fighting and if ya dont like dont eat it. Have a nice day Brandon the broiler dude at Bk

-- Brandon (b_man1983@hotmail.com), December 12, 2000.

In response to all your complaints iam an employee at burger king in Ephrata Pennsylvania. Yes are food can suck but its fast food we do our best. and yes it can be unsanitary but its a fast paced business. And 9 out of ten times are costumers come back. I worked at Mc Donolds and they had to be far worse then bk. no offense to Mc Donolds. Quit fighting and if ya dont like dont eat it. Have a nice day Brandon the broiler dude at Bk

-- Brandon (b_man1983@hotmail.com), December 12, 2000.

I love burgar king it makes me feel good inside...and late at night i make mad love with the whopper JR.(hey were not all big) and i also like doing milkshakes

-- Matt Sturbate (luvmeeh9@aol.com), December 12, 2000.

I LOVE BURGERKING GO GO GO BURGERKING GO GO GO OKR IRELAND YES : VIVA the IRELAND franchise manager Mr: G. RYAN VIVA the aria manager Mr: M. GALLAGHER VIVA the restaurant manager Mr: A. GADIRI VIVA the restaurant manager Mr: D. RYAN VIVA the restaurant manager Mr: K. KASY VIVA the restaurant manager Ms: S. MORFY

-- sammy (barigo7@yahoo.com), January 07, 2001.

YES WE WILL BE THE BEST QUICK SERVICE RESTAURANT BUSINESS IN THE WORLD IN TERMS OF CUSTOMER SATISFACTION AND INDIVIDUAL RESTAURANT PROFITABILITY. YES FREEDOM TO SUCCEED YES BE THE BEST YES PASSIONATE ABOUT CONSUMERS YES PROUD OF WHAT WE DO AND YES WE ARE THE BEST YES YES YES WE MAKE LIPS SMILE IN BURGER KING RESTAURANT 8962 BK9 DUBLIN IRELAND. I LOVE YOU MY BURGER KING RESTAURANT 8962 BK9 I LOVE YOUR WHOPPER I LOVE YOUR SPICY BEANBURGER I LOVE YOUR KING FRIES I LOVE YOUR 100% MYSTERY SHOPERRRRRRRYES ALWAYS 100%GO GO GO 100% I LOVE YOU 4 EVER BURGER KING RESTAURANT 8962 DUBLIN IRELAND

-- sammy (barigo7@yahoo.com), January 07, 2001.

For you's little arses trying to make sense of the Burger King, Get some time to yourselves and wonder if you could be doin something real with your lives. Like lickin the mayo of the Burger Queen's buns. Lappin the luxury drippin off the buns there. Drivin yourself to new highs of the denegration by slippin your tongue into the crack between the buns and teasin the meaty paddy. Run the lips under the crack, tease the meat and let the tomatoe leave a hash mark across your forehead.

Then you have made the real investment in life. The BK and BQ will be bendin over backward to give you fresh access to the mayo drippin there. You know you need it! You know you want it!

Kneel and receive. Work those chops, slide that tongue.

Bayo "Hard Chargin"

-- Bayo (MayoLickin@BKBLOWME.com), January 10, 2001.

well i am a vegetarian and the only thing i liked at burger king was the bean burger and now i'm gona stop eating that coz being a muslim i just fouund out that the profits made by burger king are distrabuted to israil to kill the muslims there because the company belongs to jews .. I MEAN HOW CAN YOU BEAR IT WHEN A CHILD IS SHOT IN THE HEAD IN THE ARMS OF HIS FATHER COME ON IF THAT DOES'NT TOUCH PEOPLES HEART KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN RAPING WOMEN..THEN YOU PEOPLE HAVE A HARD HEART THIS IS THE REASON I DONT GO TO BK AND MCDONALDS ANYMORE AND I AM GONA MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO STOP ALL MUSLIMS GOING THERE THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN I MEAN EVERY BODY HAS THERE OWN RELIGION WHY KILL SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY BELIEVE IN ONE GOD!

-- suhana ali (suhana20@hotmail.com), January 18, 2001.

Who would want to eat at Burger King or any other fast food hamburger joint after the recent revolution that the meat in these burgers can contain parts of up to 2000 cows as a result of the mass processing that fast food products use. If "MAD COW DISEASE" is going to enter the United States, this is the way it is going to get in ! Think about that the next time you eat one of their hamburgers.

-- Robert (bobby19301@netscape.net), January 20, 2001.

I don't like Burger King the Hambuger's make me sick, I think it is that grill taste i'm not the only one in my family that it makes sick. The fries are nasty espically when they hit the air there hard and no potato taste kinda fake tasting. The chicken sandwich is way to salty.There are people that can't eat that much salt!!!!!!!

-- Sherry Teague (daltonohio@yahoo.com), January 26, 2001.

Even their employees are rude! I had been to one of their locations in Johnston Rd, Charlotte, I waited for 15 minutes, no sign of a sandwitch! After I asked how long it will take, the manager ( I think his name was Mr. Lee ) returned me the the money without a word of regret or apologee.

-- SKP (sanjay_78745@yahoo.com), January 27, 2001.

I WANT A BK IN MY HOUSE! i WANT A BK WITH LOTS OF DRIPPY MAYO TO LICK OFF THE BK'S BUNS. JUST FOR ME AND MY DAWG.

NOT FOR YOU THERE. . . . NOT FOR YOU EITHER YOU LITTLE GROVELER. . . .NOT YOU YOU HANGY TITTED BEEHIVED SNORKLED MUSTARD SUCKING WITCH!

I JUST WANT TO RUB THAT DRIPPY MAYO ALL OVER MY BODY. I'D BE GLAD TO PUMP A FEW QUARTS INTO ANY ORIFICE YOU WANT. WRITE ME AT THE ATTACHED ADDRESS.

I'LL EVEN LET YOU LICK THE MAYO OFF MY DOGS NUTS. HE LIKES THAT.

ETERNALLY YOURS,

RASPY

-- Raspy Raisen (BJKING@Blowme.tit), January 29, 2001.

Sorry but BK burgers are nasty. Where I live the best burgers are at this place called In-N-Out.

Read this: "Our hamburgers are made from fresh, 100% pure beef, selected and ground by our own butchers. Our lettuce is hand-leafed. Our American cheese is the real thing. And we use the plumpest, juiciest tomatoes we can find. All of our ingredients are delivered fresh to our stores, daily. In fact, we don't even own a microwave, heat lamp, or freezer. We even bake our buns using old-fashioned, slow-rising sponge dough. And we make every burger one at a time, cooked fresh to order."- That was taken from In-N-Out website.

What fast food place can actually see the people cooking the burger (in-n-out have a window you can stare into)....there menu is simple (Burgers w/ or w/o cheese, drinks, fries, shake). http://www.in-n-out.com/...... In-N-Out is #1

Does BK really expect us to eat their so called burgers...how many time do you go to a fast food place....and you food is waiting for you under those heat lamps....come on....how long has it been sitting there.

Damn it! If i'm gonna clog my arteries eating a hamburger it better be fresh and taste good. Hey anyone else in the US know of a place that's similar to In-N-Out in your town/city....???

Down with BK....BK suxs!!!!

-- Eve (evvie@rocketmail.com), January 31, 2001.

look why do we have to shitty american buirger king in my country-and that goes for all the other souless american peices of crap restaurants here as well.in fact that goes for every bit of shit as anthing commercial american culture we have here.just piss off ok you fat americans pricks you cant do anything well; music, most films, tv its all shit.

-- peptak (karmtec@hotmail.com), February 03, 2001.

Burger King Sucks!!!!! Thats all. That covers it all.

-- Zachary Joseph Hartley (kizasa@hotmail.com), February 04, 2001.

I am so glad I found this page to vent my discontent over the plummeting quality of Burger King food and their employees. I live in a small community with only a McDonald's so I used to drive seven miles to the Burger King in the next town because I did like their fish sandwiches, but have had to stop eating them due to the change in quality. The fish is now very strong and am wondering what the heck kind of fish did they switch to so that it tastes so bad- is it carp? They also have changed the batter which for some reason seems to soak up more than it's fair share of grease. So instead of fish, I started getting those little jalepeno poppers and a frozen Coke. Several times, the poppers were so over-cooked that there were no innards left to them, just a breading shell! Do you think the clerk would exchange them or at least give me my money back? NO! Also, the over-priced frozen Coke has, on more than one occasion been not frozen at all. The clerk's reply? "Well, it CAME out of the FROZEN COKE machine"! What kind of peon, once they see the frozen Coke is NOT frozen, continues to fill the cup to the brim has the audacity to hand it to a customer as if it were what they ordered? ARGH! I have given up totally. I have attempted to write to the parent company, as I get no satisfaction from the locally owned business, but to no avail. Ah, I feel better! Thanks!

-- Barbie McDonnel (Happy5575@aol.com), February 06, 2001.

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-- Kerry Dale (Kezdale@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

I don't have an answer to anything. I have a problem with the Burger King franchise of Summerville, Georgia. They need to be more concerned with getting the orders correct and the food prepared correctly instead of worrying about putting a paper in your little sack about a damn fucking new metal band and in the process screwing the orders completly up. I think something needs to be done...You are going to lose alot of business with this shit going on! Please takes this inconsideration and do something about it. Thanks, a very disturbed costumer

-- Sandy Yvette Griffith (luckystar5@hotmail.com), February 09, 2001.

Hi,i am Crina from Romania.I and my husband are interested in opening a Burger King restaurant in our town.I saw at TV.last night something about a little "war" between Mc Donalds and Burger King.In our town Satu Mare it isn`t Mc Donalds restaurant or somthing the same.My husband has his busines,we are engineer the two of us,and we like Burger King`s foods.If you are interested (franchise or other kind of bussines)please send me a message and I will contact you.Sorry my english but I know just I learned in school. Sincerly Crina Ardelean

-- Ardelean Crina Cristina (acrina@hotmail.com), February 13, 2001.

Ardelean,

Yes, open de Burger King immediatly. The black McDonal's heliocopters will shoot the fuck out it and you collect nich insurance check. Take out policy on workers.

and don't forget to lick the burger king's buns. Lick the juicy mayo off the drippy little buns. Feel the restraint of dribbling hot mayo as it drips across your heaving large breasts. Suck the very juices out of the meat as it hangs there and snap into the orgasmic treat of the whopper's drippy mess.

Holy Fucking Cow

-- Cornblowerassholer (mayobuns@bitit.net), February 14, 2001.

I worked in a Burger King restaurant for over for years whilst doing my A-Levels as well as whilst doing my degree. The public have fuck all idea of what kind of people work there and make fucked up assumptions that they are all stupid. I now have a first class honours degree and earn triple what nearly all of you wankers who used to walk in that restaurant and assume I was thick will ever earn in your entire lives. The staff in Burger King are civil and polite only to those people who deserve it anyone else, i.e. arrogant, stuck up twats are not fit to wipe our arses. The only consolation I took away from my time there having to put up with such tossers is knowing exactly what we used to do to their burgers. Oh and be warned, the staff can spot a twat a mile away- remember that next time you go to BK.

-- Zara Delahunty (zaradelahunty@hotmail.com), February 19, 2001.

I like burger king, it is good. The food is always prepared with the utmost attention to quality and customer satisfaction. If you silly bastards don't like the food they have given you, please request a new item and it will be prepared with the utmost attention to quality and customer satisfaction. Thank you and long live Burger King. Yours truly, Cheryl J. Sexton

-- Cheryl Sexton (cs190700@oak.cats.ohiou.edu), February 19, 2001.

i am a skinny fag who is gay that is alll i hve to say bout that

-- brady scyhrer (rrb001@chsd.k12.pa.us), February 21, 2001.

I went into my local burger king today for a quick lunch, but to my horror, i discovered, they had NO BEEF and NO Chicken at all. The only thing on offer were chips, onion rings and bean burgers. How bad is that. A Multi National company running out of stock!!!!

-- Chris (krist_17@hotmail.com), February 21, 2001.

I also went to my local burger today for some scram, and the dopey bint behind the counter told me there were no fucking burgers! i politely enquired about a chicken flammer, and she told me "It's a chicken flamer you TWAT!" ... how's that for service!

-- Matthew Kollins (geezer@the18thhole.com), February 21, 2001.

As Advertised vs As Delivered, What, have you been living under a rock and only come out to eat fast food? The advertised picture of anything always looks better than the "real thing". Hell, that pic of the "advertised" whopper is probably and most likely a pic of a plastic whopper painted to look like the real thing. I have never gotten a meal (if you want to call it that...) at any fast food place that looked like the picture.

-- Dave (heavyduty13@home.com), February 23, 2001.

I just got back from burger king after having a lovely chicken FLAMMER and a Whopper with cheese. 2 for 1 with my mate from upstairs. Just had to say, it was nice to see that they had stock today, not like the other day!!!

-- Kris (krist_17@hotmail.com), February 28, 2001.

Burger King's food is Shit .Last year I had to lunch / dinner on BK food for 15 days !!!! (Too much work and not enough time to go to a propper menu-rest) and I had suffered a serious bowel disease. Do NOT eat there . Is SHIT in a bun with onions .Not to speak the "taste" of the new fries.Terrible.

The funny thing is that It is not so cheap . For the ammount of money a Whopper Meal cost here (in London) , one can have a good burger + chips + carb drink in any other (non Franchise) burgers.

Think on that . The 2.5 UKPounds spent on a Whopper goes to pay the restaurants in hi-streets , the TV ads. the dodgy promos , etc.. but not meat. And to finish, to tell that most people working for BK OR supliying raw food for BK wouldnt eat there even being paid for.

BK IS SHIT.

-- Francisco Javier Carrion (francisco_javier_carrion@hotmail.com), February 28, 2001.

This is especially true of Burger King. I have worked there off and on for three years for extra money. While I took great pride in provinding extremely quick service, and making exactly the sandwiches we are trained to make, the products they provide us with are not the ones you see in that picture. The buns are flatter, less dark and the sesame seeds fall off easily. The lettuce is not the Roman lettuce but Iceberg, and pre shredded (not in leaves, as on the advertisment) The tomatos in the advertisement are both large and very red, contrary to the genetically altered orange tomatos supplied to the workers, which last for a long time and taste like rubber. The mayonaise is good, but if we put enough on the sandwich for it to droop like that, you would die quite fast. If we placed pickels, lopsided three at a time like on that sandwich, the managers would have to retrain us...and I have never seen a beef patty look so big on a burger from Burger king as in that ad. If a product the relative height of the sandwich in the ad was delivered, it wouldn't stay together unless it was glued.

Burger King is no different than any other company in its misleading advertisements, but I really wish there were a way to contact the company. I can't even get a tax form from these people. I guess I'll have my lawyer send a letter to their address. You would think they would care when their franchisees neglect to adhere to federal regulations.

-- tfisher (shadow24@usa.com), March 03, 2001.

Well hang me high from from my own fuzzy nuts.

Fuck you. Lick the mayo! BK will rise again.

-- Lousy FKN. Lush (furryballs@assfart.net), March 08, 2001.

I worked off and on for BK for three years (appears to be the general time span).

I liked the old fries better myself, but that is an old argument.

There were assholes where I worked, and there were hard workers. I worked drive-thru and had people tell me to hurry the fuck up, and some drunks at 2AM would just try to BS some free food out of you, but I kept my smile on as much as possible.

If you do have troubles with your order, -watch once-. Look to see if your food is up on the chutes and if not, you know it's the cook. Special orders almost always go in the top corner chutes.

If you get food off the chutes, then look to see which number (1-12) is dashed. It's the minute hand of when it was made plus about 10 minutes. If you get food at 10:30 with a 3 marked (made around 10:05, expired at 10:15) you were given 'expired' food.

If you get crispy edges on your burger, or ANY pink, the manager SHOULD be grateful that you tell them, because this is caused by a miscalibration of the broiler.

If they make a mistake on a special order, check the wrap. If you got it no onion and the onion is dashed out, it's the cook's fault. If the onion isn't dashed out, it's the order expeditor fault.

If someone treats you badly, notify their superior. if you get 'to the top' and you're not satisfied, call the franchisee. Typically, the franchisee will take care of you. If they don't, mail the Miami headquarters.

Burger Kings are typically understaffed. The minimum wage workers sometimes work 60 hours a week to get money, and there are good people working there. Try to make friends with an employee (not personal friends) and good ones will remember your usual order as they are trained.

Cashiers are told to always smile, but it's impossible. If you find one not smiling, try to make them smile. Drive thru is the hardest, with taking speaker orders while expediting the current order while sodas (or pops) are pouring, while yelling at the cook to get this certain sandwhich.

If you see computer screens, they got it easy. But if they use a speaker to 'call stuff back' to the cooks, it gets complicated. Errors occur much more.

You're not paying much for the food (at least in the US) at most BKs that are not on interstates. The people making and giving you your food are getting very little of your money (though you are the reason they're there). The managers do not have unilateral power.

Basically, we're all human.

I now work for a dot-com that hasn't died in this economy. I ripped apart cash registers and reprogrammed them where I worked in Meadville, PA. I worked the drive thru, front counter, and kitchen.

BK Guidleines: From the time you _join_the_line_ until you get your food - 3 min That includes inside and Drive Thru

How to make things go faster: -Remember, good cashiers get ahead of themselves!- If you are ordering a meal: I would like a number one with cheese no tomato no onion with fries for here. That is much faster than: A Whopper with cheese meal -- fries or onion rings? Fries -- for here or to go? oh, can I get that with no tomato or onions? -- [Cashier Deletes sandwich and reenters] -- for here? yes.

The meal is the most important, followed by cheese, then bacon, then 'no this' then 'add this' then 'heavy that'. Tell them with fries or onion rings, and if you want a shake, tell them this.. Do this all in one sentence. Unless you get a trainee or a less-than-great cashier, they'll be happy for the fast order,and you'll get yours faster too.

This ordering technique works at most restaurants, including normal ones (non-fast food). It also goes a LONG way in Drive Thru..

If you notice someone ahead of you taking their time, or someone after you while your order is being made, then you know where some (most if I was working there) of the time it takes to get your order went.

A joke order I pulled on all week-old trainees was calling back this order:

A Double Veggie Whopper Plain

In our area, Veggie Whoppers did not have fake-meat patties, but were just the mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, and onions. Therefore, a Double Veggie Whopper would be a logic puzzle, while 'Plain' would indicate 'just a bun'..

Some got a bun ready then stared at it wondering 'What the hell do I do now?' (the funniest) While others did a 'false-start', getting it before they sent the bun through the toaster.

One last thing.. In my case, and in my coworkers cases, it was typically the jolly fat man syndrome. Anyone overweight were more likely to be nicer. This has been the case at most fast food places I've gone to. Maybe it's the euphoria over getting to work where you have your favorite thing in the world (food) but hey..

I trained to do management duties and trained many the trainee. I welcome any questions about complaints over BKs as a former employee (and therefore fearless about job security). I live less than 30 miles from BK HQ.

Note that my email is labeled junkemail... I do receive and read emails to this account, but just have it ready in case someone decides to spam me..

Herb Riede

-- Herb Riede (junkemail@7-10.com), March 14, 2001.

I think that burger king is a good place to eat at! there fries are okay but i love the hambugers they are a good restruant to eat at but sometimes they just mess up its not really there falt but they still do there best at keeeping there customers happy!!! so on my grading scale form 1 -10 i give them a 8. thanx for your time

-- amber cicotte (m00nbaby16@hotmail.com), March 14, 2001.

Shit dog, dem fries be wak yo, i be eatin dem one times and i said hey man, them here fries be tastin like shitfuck, you know shitfuck, man dem fries be trippin, you know what i mean. These fries be chillin illin and grillin wit da stinky ass.

-- phildochilldog (phildochilldog@yahoo.com), March 14, 2001.

Damn, I thought it was the BK in my area. My complaints are pretty much the same. They ALWAYS get the order screwed, Food is usually cold after waiting a half hour for a couple burgers. The fries aren't really to bad but I prefer Mcdonalds. The last time I was at a BK was two months ago and I vowed never to return due the shitty service. I had to wait about 20 minutes for my order the they screwed it up, They took the bag back and checked everything like I stole something then told me to pull up after already handing me the bag once and taking it back. I did as they wanted then another 20 minutes later they bought me out the same food they handed to me earlier. I told them I want new food but they said they couldn't do it. I refused to take it and went to get my money back. They really didn't like it either. so BURGER KING SUCK MY D!CK! I will NEVER-EVER go back to another BK ever!

-- Nestor Naz (big_train54678@yahoo.com), March 17, 2001.

philo mahn, the bk he rule the tastey fries. he the king with the drippy mayo. the queen has the drippy mayo cummin off her thighs. all you crazy fuckers want to grovil down near her huge clitoris and suck the mayo off her steamy buns. philo knows the shitfuck taste of the rotten frenchy frie. we all know the subjugation of wantin to kneel in front of the huge moosey tits of the burger queen and lap and lick at the tasty mayo drippin there. we all have the groan in the bone for the pussy on the queen. but she all tied up for the burger king. its time to take him out for good. to blast the bk hisself with hot grillin flamnes and them filet and eat him on a nice bk bun. slice him into thick slices and put on the drippy mayo and suck him down with an order of shitfuck fries, a coke and a apple pie.

its time for us all to covet the burger queen. to lick the crack of her ass the drippy mayo. to tongue her massive clit and bury our heads in her huge huge cunt where all the good little bk boys and girls go.

mayo mahn

-- to philo (shitfuck@tasteslike.net), March 23, 2001.

BLOW ME. YEAH. FUCK YOU. YEAH. FUCK YOU. BLOW ME. ASSHOLE FUCK YOU. BLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU

-- Robert Safford (robert256@aol.com), March 23, 2001.

My beef with these fuckers is the BK in Moab Utah. I'm disabled and applioed for a job there. I have previous training at a BK. The only thing I ask for is a part time job because my disability make full time work impossible. That was TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN I APPLIED. Yet in the mean time they have hired numeroud new and unexperienced teeny-bops from the local high school to work there. Then today I was told that I would get hired if I was willing to work at a new BK 60 miles away. So I drive up there after being told the manager knew I was coming. Well, he told me that he had no idea who I am and wanted me to fill out another app. I asked him o call the manager at the Moab BK to verify what I told him, and he said he wouldn't do it. So upon my return, I go in and confront the manager. She calls him and says he's sorry and that I should come back in a few days to call the manager for a telephone interview with the manager. Yippee. Hey, I'm disabled and don't have much money. Am I supposed to get the fuel for such a trip out of a rock? The money has to come from somewhere.

If my memory serves me proper, this is a Americans with Disabilities Act issue. I'm looking into it.

-- (dustyut@lasal.net), March 28, 2001.

In response to my previous post, I was finally hired, and I want to apologize for the comment I made about the Moab BK. They explained the situation, and now I'm employed. I like the people at both BK's, but the manager at the Green River BK sure does seem a bit arrogant. His problem, not mine. I just work there. Burgers are ok, as for the customers that ain't satisfied, go somewhere else. I won't listen to your bitching. I understand and empathize with you, but why bitch when you control where you eat?

-- (dustyut@lasal.net), April 01, 2001.

bite me

-- Karl Walters Sr. (kblues420@hotmail.com), April 13, 2001.

Tonight I visited the local Bk in a small town. I was the only one in the drive through, and there was no one inside as well. You would think that good service could be somewhat expected. The ignorant teen the worked the drive through couldn't make change from a five dollar bill when all he owed me was exactly three dollars. Ok I ve worked with equal opportunity employees but c'mon where the hell do they hire these morons from. I ordered three items to get home and find that they had shorted me an item. I know I am no genius but seriously. What the hell is wrong with these people. I called the manager to voice a complaint and she gave me the typical white trash Bk attitude. Anyhow I think some sort of customer service should be posted and known by All members of management. This company is going down hill real fast. All Id like to say is good luck to all the white trash employees that wont be able to find a job......;-)

-- Corey Higgins (luckycorey@hotmail.com), April 17, 2001.

I was a shift manager for this Bullshit company, worked my ass off for fucking $7.00/hr, got blamed for money shortages all of the time, the restaurant manager stole it probably. I got sick off their food once. They had me cover for all their dumbass vacations. Treated the employees like shit, which I treated them like human beings, who cares if were not perfect, i even let my employees have cigarette breaks, why, because I know how stressful this place is, and i smoke too. Of course, I pulled stupid pranks like opening up the store stoned, but at least I did everything right, no one ever knew. haha Burger King sucks cock, i'll never eat there again, or work there for that matter.

-- Jeremy Whitman (zapsterx2001@aol.com), April 21, 2001.

I dont think burger king is wonderfull but i dont think its fair slagging them off like that. I used to work in a food place and its difficult to get everything looking as it does in the picture. if everyone took your view then no one would eat anywhere. And another thing what about all the other fast food places why are you only slagging of burger king and maki dees.

-- emma (simmsemma2000@yahoo.co.uk), April 21, 2001.

hi if anyone wants to chat to me e-mail me at the above address

thanx alot

luv ya

emma

-- emma (simmsemma@yahoo.co.uk), April 22, 2001.

hi everyone i have just been reading through your comments and found it really stupid that most of them had people using fowl language to get there point across.

i totally agree with some of the points raysed but no one will lisen to you or take take your comments or webpage for that matter seriously if you use that type of language. you would be much better of sticking to the point and putting f*****ing in to every sentence.

-- emma (simmsemma2000@yahoo.co.uk), April 22, 2001.

Hello. I am a shift manager at a burger king in england. I can not speak for US BK's but if you come into my resturant you will get good service, at least standard spead of service (3 Mins) and good quality food. IF you're sensible, polite and dont order a special burger.

If you come in at peak time on a saturday, order 5 meals (all special) and try to use coupons not accepted at my resturant (read the back of the coupon, it'll say where it can be redeamed) of course it will take a little long.

If your food is wrong or cold, tell me and I will replace it. I want my customers to be happy.

On a final note, to all of those who say our burgers are not flame grilled/broiled, that we microwave them and have a fake grill smell, our burgers are always flame grilled, then stored for a maximum of 10 minuites in a steamer. If they are not used in this time they are discared. When a burger is make, it is removed from the steamer and prepared, for beef this DOES include time in a microwave (differnt times depending on the burger and what condiments are to be placed on) chicken is never microwaved, neither is mayo, lettuce or tomato. The burger is marked when a ten minuite discrad time and placed in the heat chute. if it is not used within ten minuites, it is discared.

Thanks for your time

David

Feel free to mail me any comments (but not abuse) to my address below

-- David (stacks2000@hotmail.com), April 23, 2001.

the one thing that everyone has to understand, ok, for one, yes i am a manager there. 2 is i do value my employees. i have not forgotten where i came from and the shit that i put up with. But when i was promoted the first thing i did was ask questions. Sure our customers are important, but what about the crew? They are constantly ignored. They make the food and are rarely indiviually thanked. a 'good job in the back guys' did not cut it for me. if you want employees to work harder, notice there individual efforts. I dont know why though, that BK keeps employees that do not do a good job. Sure minimum wage is not something great, but lets put in an effort. i am going off track here. What i mean to say is that alot of the shit that employees put up with all come from the head office...there is labour costs that we have to watch, i myself do not like leaving one guy in the back to get killed. I was there and i did not like it. They dont deserve that for the money they make. I dont believe labour costs from the head office are fair...they do not see what everyone does and the crap they put up with so the big guys can put an extra dollar in their pocket. I would like to see (though it would never happen) a head office guy try a close by himself in the back and have it busy so they can see what they put others through. To people who get attitude from these employees, remember, some do know they are being mistreated and unfortunately are taking it out on you. People are not logical but emotional. And then there are managers who decide that now that they are managers that they dont have to 'get there hands dirty' anymore. So they leave all the crap jobs for the employees. That i dont think is fair. I still want to be considered one of the guys. So i will do sometimes the garbage, to let them know i may be a manager but i am still on there level. To them i think, i get more respect for it cuz they see that i know what they put up with. granted i do act like a mgr when necessary, i know where to draw the line. In all i think that working there is not the greatest if you can't open your mouth and make change...ie the employees. If you dont enjoy what you do, it will always show in your work. If anyone actually read all this and wants to talk more...i would gladly accept an e-mail.

-- russ chmelnytzki (codarc@hotmail.com), April 25, 2001.

i have never eated at buger king and the nearest one is 1200 km away

-- john luwhisky (hippie joe28@hotmail.com), April 26, 2001.

this website sucks

-- sfdsg (bigboobs@aol.com), May 07, 2001.

burger king - home to a bunch of arrogant, greasey no mark loooosers who spit in your burgers ans god knows what else. fuck em

-- (mind your fucking business@hotmail.com), May 13, 2001.

i am a current BK employee in the UK. i hate my job with a vengeance, mainly because of my fat manager. but there's sweet FA i can do about him. when the customers piss me off, however, then i can have a little fun. here's what i do. if i get an especially arrogant customer, i get one of my specially prepared 'BK cuntywhoppers' from the fridge out back. these whoppas taste special, because they have a unique blend of specially prepared spices. you see, every morning, before any else turns up, i take time and trouble to prepare my tasty snack. i arouse my prong with a vigourous helping of warm bbq sauce, before fetching a thick warm helping of my own special mayonaisse over a whoppa. this is then lovingly garnished in preparation for the unknowing a-hole who gives me grief.

beats spitting in em doesn't it?

-- towgey (mindyourcuntinbiz@hotmail.com), May 13, 2001.

hi everyone hope you are well i think what you are all saying is a load af rubbish you all wanna get a life and have some fun

if you dont like it dont eat it thank god i dont live in america i couldent cope with all your whinning

-- emma (simmsemma2000@yahoo.co.uk), May 15, 2001.

BLOW ME. YEAH. FUCK YOU. YEAH. FUCK YOU. BLOW ME. ASSHOLE FUCK YOU. BLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU

-- Robert E. Safford (Littlestpeckerinthewest@LPITW.net), May 16, 2001.

I just went to a Burger King in Hartland, MI at 10382 Highland Road about two hours ago and got my food THROWN at me through the window. It started out I ordered two kids meals that's it. My family sat at the delivery window for more than five minutes with nothing handed to us other than the kiddie milks. I finally turned off the car and waited several more minutes before I asked what the hold up is and her reply was that they needed new fries and she was the one that had to go drop them in the fryer(this was the only person that was "working" the window. You know, she had the headset. I asked how long that would take and she said she had just dropped them and it would be another minute or so. The fries come out and got bagged and promptly rushed out with the rest of the order to the person behind me. This moron was serving the person their food that was behind me. At this point I had felt that this was out of line to serve the car behind me before me. Can't you agree? Then this girl gets the next order of fries and gives it to someone at the counter. I had already been waiting at least 8-10 minutes at this point and there were now more than about five to seven cars in the lot. Surprising for being next to a freeway That was it I had had it. I asked this girl " hey why the hell are you serving all these other people instead of me? I want my god damn fries right now! Little miss must have had a bad day because I got her rushing over to me and screaming "WELL JUST TAKE IT THEN!!!" Then through the food through the delivery window into my car and ran away. Well half of it made it the other half was in the parking lot. Nobody came to the window for about thiry seconds after I started demanding my money back her name, and her supervisors name. Burger King you ought to be ashamed! Corporate you will be hearing from me.

-- David Z (bearclawd@yahoo.com), May 19, 2001.

I work at burgerking and we do some NASTY shit. Don't ever be worried if someone spit in your food if so that's minimal here's some of the things we do: 1.) Shoe lettuce... We'll rub the lettuce on the bottem of our shoe and plop it right on to your meal 2.) penis burgers... use the bathroom, don't wash hands and cook food 3.)stick our nasty fingers into your drinks and then give them to you there's alot more i'll tell you some other time untill then ENJOY your meal at burgerking!!!

-- to protect my job call me ben (zpud@sirius.com), May 19, 2001.

hi you peolpe make me laugh, not being nasty or anything but dont you think there are more interesting sites to comment about then weather burger king is value for money or not.

im really sorry but you wanna get a life osme of the points are nessessary but the rest of ya wanna learn how to read that way you will widen your vocabulary and fu***ing wont appear in every sentence.

peolpe will take u alot more seriously

-- the wicked witch of the west (simmsemma2000@yahoo.co.uk), May 20, 2001.

BK Sux, and people should know that if you have worked there enough times or have eaten there. Burger King can suck my dick!!!!!!

-- Jeremy Whitman (zapsterx2001@aol.com), May 20, 2001.

I happened upon this site as I was looking for the corporate office address of BK to write a complaint letter about a situation that happened to our family yesterday, and I had to put in my comment. The burgers at BK are just okay (Wendy's is much better), the fries are HORRIBLE - always cold and cooked too hard, but the real problem I have is with the discourteous unhelpful people who take your order. Never a smile, never a hello, never a thank you - they act like they're doing you a favor when WE'RE the ones handing over the money to THEM. The horrible attitudes is what I cannot put up with, if you don't want to work there - DON'T. Find a job you like, don't make the innocent public pay for your unhappiness. How would you like to be treated the way you treat us when you go out to eat????

-- Max Miroko (Mirokomax@yahoo.com), May 20, 2001.

BLOW ME. YEAH. FUCK YOU. YEAH. FUCK YOU. BLOW ME. ASSHOLE FUCK YOU. BLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU

-- Robert E. Safford (Littlestpeckerinthewest@LPITW.net), May 16, 2001.

-- Robert Elwin Safford (Tinypud@safford.net), May 21, 2001.

hi just thoguht i would drop aline to say hi to all of my american friends. how are you all doing still writing in to the same site i see, never mind.

hows evryone doing then has anyone had a bk recently i have and it was lovely full complements to the chief. i htink thats how you spell it.

oh well beter go now got a life to lead, no doub i will be speaking again

if anyone wants to e-mail me feal free

-- british babe (simsmemma2000@yahoo.co.uk), May 23, 2001.

I used to work at BK. NEVER eat there late at nite. I dropped a burger on the floor and was told to put it back and wrap it up because it was to late to make new fresh hot ones.

-- say (uh@uh.cant), May 24, 2001.

I've been working at Burger King for 2 years now. I haven't called off once, i've came in everytime they have asked me to, and I have stayed late everytime they've asked me to. One time I cut my fingers on the tomato slicer. I was 16. You are not suppose to cut tomatos till you're 17. I could have sued but I didn't. I've never spit in anyones food or done anything gross to them. You would think that I get paid a lot right? Wrong. FOR ALL THIS I STILL GET PAID 6.25 AN HOUR!!! I fucking hate that place and I don't know why I ever stayed there. The won't make me a manager because "I'm too goofy." I hate them all. The costumers are the rudest people in the world too.

-- Andrew (minoritessuck@hotmail.com), May 25, 2001.

I am sorry to hear that many of you dislike Burger King. Don't go there and you will have nothing to complain about. I live in New Zealand and find American franchise food fine. Moreover, the people that work in our franchise fast food stores are friendly and accomodating (we are like that in this country, aren't you?). I am sure many of you disgruntled people will take offence to what I am writing and submit some angry rambling to this site, well, why not represent your country with a little decorum (pride) and forget about some stupid fast food joint. Isn't your government still building nukes, trying to figure out who actually won your election, and telling you all how great you are? Grow up America, you are not the be-all and end-all, we get all your bullshit foreign policy and you sit at your computer complaining about burgers. Go figure...

-- Proudly unAmerican (gates@microsux.com), May 28, 2001.

I have worked for Burger King company owned Restaurants in the UK for almost 5 years now.

I have spent a good hour reading the comments by customers and staff alike.

The subject here is that the you are saying that Burger King does not deliver what is advertised.

However in my experience (as a crew member and now as a restaurant manager) I have never heard of any of the issues that have been raised here.

The staff that I have worked with, and now manage, have always tried to consistantly deliver the best service their is. Assistant managers and supervisors are employed to ensure that service is fast, the food is fresh and hot, and that restaurants are clean.

We have mystery shoppers monthly who are not known to any of the restaurant staff or management who come in and purchase a meal, and gives us marks on, food quality, cleanliness, speed of service and staff friendliness.

Further to this, twice yearly, we get an operations standard audit, where a company auditer comes to the restaurant unannounced and ensures that procedures laid down by the company are being followed.

This becomes part of the C.S.I (customer satisfaction index) which shows us how many of our customers come away satisfied. In my restaurant, our current year to date C.S.I is 90.36%

All restaurants in the UK complete temperature checks of all equipment twice daily, perform cookouts on all beef patties prior to opening, evey three hours and one during there peak load. (A cookout is to ensure that all the beef is cooked on our flame grilling broiler to temperatures laid down by the UK health and saftey act of 1997). All other products from coke, fries, all chicken products have to be checked twice daily.

Further to this, checks are made out on the burgers we sell to ensure they are built properly, as laid down by confidential company operations.

I believe that burger King serves the best burgers out their, and would like to apologise to any of our customers out their who have had a bad experience in their local Burger King, and hope that if you try Burger King again you have a better experience.

To those staff who have had problems with their managers, why didn't you try speaking to your human resources department in your head office to complain about them. The managers in my team (and myself) are always on the floor lending a hand to the staff to ensure they give great service, and to ensure they all know what they are doing.

The staff who are the ones who take our money so if they aren't happy, the customer won't be.

Burger Kings food quality in my experience is the best their is, so go put, ask for a whopper of the broiler and you will get the best burger there is.

For those working with the company, remember you live to work and work to live. If you aren't happy at work, you won't be happy in your life.

-- Richard (whiggy2000@yahoo.co.uk), May 31, 2001.

what a cretinous and naive statement at the top of this page! anyone with any sense in their skull knows that every company worth their slat pays top dollar for a good photographer to capture their product in the best possible light. it's called marketing you moron! get a fucking life

-- towg (ucantspamme@wank.com), June 03, 2001.

i am a current BK employee in the UK. i hate my job with a vengeance, mainly because of my fat manager. but there's sweet FA i can do about him. when the customers piss me off, however, then i can have a little fun. here's what i do. if i get an especially arrogant customer, i get one of my specially prepared 'BK cuntywhoppers' from the fridge out back. these whoppas taste special, because they have a unique blend of specially prepared spices. you see, every morning, before any else turns up, i take time and trouble to prepare my tasty snack. i arouse my prong with a vigourous helping of warm bbq sauce, before fetching a thick warm helping of my own special mayonaisse over a whoppa. this is then lovingly garnished in preparation for the unknowing a-hole who gives me grief. beats spitting in em doesn't it?

-- a right cunt (twattybollocks@hotmail.com), June 03, 2001.

BLOW ME. YEAH. FUCK YOU. YEAH. FUCK YOU. BLOW ME. ASSHOLE FUCK YOU. BLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU

-- Robert E. Safford (Littlestpeckerinthewest@LPITW.net), May 16, 2001.

-- Robert Elwin Safford (Tinypud@safford.net), May 21, 2001.

-- Bobbin'again you asshole (Still Bobbin@Apples.cum), June 04, 2001.

I think the burgers are good. they make me horny. The fries really suck though, thats why i go to mcdonalds for the fries, they sell the best in the world. but the burger from burger king makes my junk bigger, thats why i eat it.

-- D - Rock (tatro@hotmail.com), June 04, 2001.

I agree with the previous writer that the Whopper extends the size and girth of the male penis. I myself have been eating whoppers every day for last 20 years. I started with a penis a 1/32" long and 1/4" long. I now have a penis 46' long and twelve' in girth. My girl friend hates anal sex, but what are you gonna do.

Kudos to that slipery King whose always lovin' the licking of the mayor offen' the burger queens three inch clitoris.

Behave children

Bob

-- Robert Safford (Biggerdicks@BK.net), June 05, 2001.

My sister pulled off interstate I-40 in Newport, TN. She was having a mild heart attack and went into the Burger King for help. The man behind the counter would not let her use the telephone and told her to use the pay telephone outside. She asked the man for change for the telephone and he would not give her any change. Finally, a man in the line let my sister use his cell phone and telephoned an ambulance for her. I will probably never eat at another Burger King again. I would sincerely like to get ahold of Burger King headquarters and report this situation. You should always help someone if they are ill - my sister could have stood there and died for all this man cared.

-- Yvonne Smith (ysmith@atincorporated.com), June 11, 2001.

I think BK can go to hell.

-- Jeremy Whitman (zapsterx2001@aol.com), June 13, 2001.

Burger King is a white trash institution. To prove this all one needs to do is read the above posts. You people deserve what you get for eating in places like Burger King. Complain all you want, but each and every one of you know you'll have your big fat butts back in there tomorrow, slopping down some more of the Burger King Lie.

-- Completely Disgusted (whatyousay@allyourbase.com), June 13, 2001.

Yes you will be back at the BK suckin down the sloppy mayo. Lickin' it off the horrendously huge nipples of the burger queen. The queen with the six foor clitoris just big enough to hold the burger king's forty foot by eighteen foot "Whopper".

Be lookin' for plenty of sauce when the king's blows his wad. What you think you eatin when you sloppin' off the mayo from those bk buns.

-- Robert F. Safford (saffboy@ok.net), June 14, 2001.

Simply put, America and it's inhabitants blow ass.

-Ler (Someone who won't travel to a foreign country and order a BURGER AND FRIES simply to feel 'at home'. What's that? I'm a Canadian! That's right! Keep drinking our beer you losers - we make it special for "y'all"!)

Does this have anything to do with Burger King? Well, no. But it was a chance to demean you poor yankees so I thought I'd jump at it.

-- Ler (arualcerridwen@hotmail.com), June 19, 2001.

i rite liked the burgers actually!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- jodie green (jodiesastar18@hotmail.com), June 20, 2001.

Now don't this personal but you limp wristed fags up there in canada couldn't get a damn thing thought or done without taking the lead from us Americans. The "eh?" stuff and "abote for about" besides making you act and sound like a country full of retards, is shameful in origin and reflective of a poor gene pool. canada is just a cheap imitation of the real thing. ya'll know you want our power and world respect and domination. But all ya got is a bunch of drunks and frenchies fuckin up the place. Pure wannabes.

Eat at the Bk you assholes and while you make talk big, we know you's is all a bunch of pussies and skags.

-- Robert Safford (saffland@boyyo.net), June 21, 2001.

I agree completely with most of the comments submitted regarding taste (or lack thereof), rudeness, etc. Well, my main complaint with the Burger King near me is that 2 times this week the person waiting on me at the drive-up window never gave me my change! This absolutely AMAZES me!!! When did it become "okay" to keep a person's change when they pay for something? Do people just assume they deserve a tip of some sort? I know I was born in 1959, and grew up with different values, perhaps, but I just CANNOT believe that people take it upon themselves to do such things! I mentioned something to the girl this morning who kept my "2 cents" - in other words, I got my 2 cents from her and gave her MY 2 cents in return. Her reasoning was that "she thought is was the exact change (bullshit) - and she had four customers in the drivethrough and did not HAVE THE TIME to count the money I had given her (I will admit, it was all in change, but 4 dollars of the 5 I gave her consisted of QUARTERS - so I must say BULLSHIT yet again!) I told her that she needed to be giving people their correct change and taking the time to do such things. She did not seem very interested in my thoughts on the subject. Let me just get it off my chest once and for all by saying: The advertising lies, I can handle - but ripping off the consumer blatantly is A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRAP!!! I cannot even find a place to call and complain about this! There is no 800 number listed for complaints, and of course there is nothing on the Burger King website. Figures - when you don't want to be confronted, I guess it is always best to HIDE your ass!!! Sheila Freedle, Atlanta, GA

-- Sheila Freedle (smf579@msn.com), June 22, 2001.

i feel that this whole cite is a waste of time and if you would jsut smoke pot and then go to buger king i dont think anyone would be complaining

listin to you people ... oh i dont like the fries they make me feel sick. Well then dont eat the fuckin fries. if u dont want to u dont have to but u decided to go online and make a complaint on line to some u herd of web cite... please everyone stop being so damn ignerent and just smoke some pot

-- jon (jono4050@yahoo.com), June 27, 2001.

I have worked for a bk for 3 years. It is not are fault if the fries are new and they taste bad. So stop yelling at us. Also for those customers who keep complaining to corporate about their order being hurried in drive-thru get a life. You complain your order takes to long then bitch when we go to fast. I thought this was fast food. Another thing is we do accept most coupons, but read the back of them. Some are only part of certain regions. So don't yell at us because we don't accept them. Besides the bk I work at accepts all coupons expired or not.

-- karen (kanei81@aol.com), June 29, 2001.

WHO CARES HOW THEY ADVERTISE THE FOOD! OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE GONNA MAKE IT LOOK REALLY GOOD...EVERY PLACE WOULD! EVERYTHING TASTES THE SAME, AND YOU SHOULDN'T EXPECT MUCH FROM FAST FOOD ANYWAY!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANNA EAT MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING, GO MAKE YOUR OWN BURGER! GEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- adskjf'akjdf (uallstink@stupid.a;lk), July 03, 2001.

Everyone who says Burger King sucks is a fucking RETARD... you dont like it? shut the hell up and go to mcdonalds!

-- megan c (megs101@usa.net), July 05, 2001.

You know i like burger king,BUT,there is a little place called wendys were the resterants are clean,the food is awesome,and the service is good at the drive thru,and they come out with burgers that are really good,so if you hate mcdonalds or burger king,just go to wendys,you will be glad you did,burger king and mcdonalds are good,but wendys is king.

-- Justin J Thomas (jthomas14@netzero.net), July 10, 2001.

I like taken the burger apart. I take the little pieces and cram them down my pee hole. I then aim at my girl friend's head when she ain't lookin' and blast her with some hunks of chow plus a nice hosin' of piss. Contemplating stuffing a whopper up my ass and blowin it out the car window at another driver, but can't figure the balistics without much testing. Girl friend tried it with a whopper junior, but failed in the priliminary blast, just a dribble really. Will report when the kinks are worked out.

til then, watch your backs,

Bobby Safford

-- Robert E. Safford (saffboy@roberte.net), July 13, 2001.

Ya know . . . we tried that little explosive thing with the whopper jr again. This time we crammed it in through a funnel with a wooden spoon handle. It held it consistency, even those little chunks of fat and whole pickle slices. The secret was the laxative. Two tubes of some break neck stuff and she was loaded for bear. Went out on the expressway and aimed her ass out the window at old lady in a Pacer. We counted down until her face was so red from holdin' it I thought she was gonna die. Then she let's fly and this stream of intact whopper jr. blasts out and gets plastered with lumps of shit all over the windshield. The old lady veres off the road and hits a pole. The car bursts into flames and we high tail it out of there.

-- Roberto Safford (saffpube@wadsofmayocum.net), July 13, 2001.

to the dumb fuck that had to reach his arm out the window in the cold DONT PULL UP SO FAR AWAY FROM THE WINDOW WE DONT HAVE GO GO GADGET ARMS NUMB NUTS

-- fallen hero (fallen_hero_54@hotmail.com), July 19, 2001.

this is too poor dan mathews looking for his .99 cent chicken sandwich before you get your pantys in a bunch burger king doesnt lie you just cant fucking read the fine print AT PARTICIPATING RESTAURANTS there is a difference between corp stores and franchise

-- it doesnt matter (fallen_hero_54@hotmail.com), July 19, 2001.

to peptak your gonna get bombed talking like that you fucking dot head

-- burgerkingpro (burgerkingpro@visto.com), July 19, 2001.

hey corey higgins if you got an order with 3 items you couldnt tell if you were missing one item CHECK YOUR BAG BEFORE YOU LEAVE YOU DUMB SHIT

-- pro (burgerkingpro@yourinferior.com), July 19, 2001.

i just wanted to add to the fact that cedric bush is a complete shit for brains. what the hell do you think that huge piece of equipment called a broiler is for FLAME BROILING HELLO you think we just have a piece of equipment shy of $10,000 sit in the kitchen for nothing??? they go in the microwave AFTER being cooked through the broiler and out of the steamer to melt cheese and to ensure proper temp to make sure crack smokers like you dont get sick

-- burgerkingpro (burgerkingpro@bku.com), July 19, 2001.

hey hardy the english guy that bitches about us americans go to a fucking english site instead you fucking wanker WE OWN YOU!!!!

-- eagle9 (americaneagle@bombu.com), July 19, 2001.

And I can't believe some loser has a whole page dedicated to people who like to bitch about burger king??????

-- kelly (kmrrt@hotmail.com), July 25, 2001.

OI YOU FUCKING GEEKS, ALL BURGER KING LOSERS SUCK ASS BIG TIME AND YOU ALL SHOULD GO TO HELL.

-- JENNY FREZZER (COLDWOMAN@HOTMAIL.COM), July 25, 2001.

After having been a regular customer of Burger King for several years, I have recently decided to end my patronage perminantly. The recent price hikes and diminishing quality of goods and service have led me to the conclusion that I'd be better off purchasing a burrito from an illegal alien. A double cheesburger that 3 days ago went for $.99 now sells for $1.99? Does'nt that seem a bit excessive to anyone else? Not only were they twice as expensive but they were also served to me cold! To make matters worse I had purchased a chicken tenders sandwich only to find an inch and a half long chicken bone in it!! If I were distracted at the time I ate it I may very well not be writing this note right now! In any case I think everyone on this bitch board has a valid reason to be pissed, given the fact that when I called Burger King to complain about it they hung

-- fishgod (Erock23175@aol.com), July 25, 2001.

I don't understand why everyone complains so much.

It's fucking FAST FOOD, for god's sake. Get over it.

Not to mention, BK doesn't care about your complaints. I've worked at 3 different Burger Kings, and I know how they're run. THEY. DO. NOT. CARE. They employees could care less about screaming, insane customers, because they get paid, WHETHER YOU COME BACK OR NOT. Why would I be upset in the LEAST at the fact you are screaming that your food is cold and you're never eating at a BK again, when it doesn't even matter to me? In my mind, the less customers the better. Less work for me.

What do you really expect from a bunch of overworked, underpaid teenagers, anyway?

-- lissa (lissa@whopper.de), July 26, 2001.

Picture yourself kneeling naked in front of the mayo drippin' hole of the burger queen. Clitoris the size of a grapefruit. Your tongue rough as a cats. then, ever so slowly you give a big ol lick up the middle of that snatch and taste the drippin mayor steamin off that clit, holdin' on to the buns with your grubby little hands and then more licks as the queen she starts to cummin' and when she does she sprays your whole self with a blisterin' blast of hot mayo and BK piss.

You shoot straight back and the pastey slippery slime hardens on your body you holler for glory and cum all over yourself. Not the usual stuff or buxx, buy great lathery batches of hot steamy mayo just like what squirted out of the burger queen.

you have arrived, you have been transformed, you are one of us. . .

Bobby the Saff

-- Robert Safford (bobbyboy@saffnut.okc), July 26, 2001.

robert.. are you insane.. i think you need help.. please do so..

-- Pat` (nope@grr.com), July 29, 2001.

Dear Pat,

Your the man or woman as the gender may make you. The one, maybe the only one, who has a rats chance of graping the importnace of the steamy buns and the hot hot mayo. Just imagine the tantalizing liberation of slippin and sliding up and down the horrendous crack of the burger queen's slippy slidy pussy. Like the warm water slide of creamy cumm mayo transporting you to estacy and rapture. Violent squirts will you issue, spumes of your own juicy mayo slathering and lathering your bodice.

Bring a friend, pump the queen then the king, There's plenty for all.

Bob

-- Robert Safford (robbysaffy@holeyqueenclit.cum), July 30, 2001.

I hate burger king, hate it... i hate it not because of the food mainly, but the service, there are so many dirty mexicans and beaners that work there and they stink everything up. Why cant they just stay in mexico where they belong or sweep the floors and clean up garbage. I also hate all the nips there to, they smell like fish. They should gather up the nips and deep fry em to make better fish sandwiches. The worst is the niggers, they are so rude. I dont think im ever going to eat there again.

-- marcus le (marcusle@usc.edu), July 30, 2001.

BLOW ME. YEAH. FUCK YOU. YEAH. FUCK YOU. BLOW ME. ASSHOLE FUCK YOU. BLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU

-- Robert E. Safford (Littlestpeckerinthewest@LPITW.net), May 16, 2001.

-- Robert Elwin Safford (Tinypud@safford.net), May 21, 2001.

-- Bobbin'again you asshole (Still Bobbin@Apples.cum), June 04, 2001.

-- Roberto Clitoricus Saffordicus (Bobbyboobybobobby@bananafannafofuck.org), July 31, 2001.

BK is a good place of bussiness just because some of you stupid ass no brainer coustermers come in with your crappy ass attitudes that is the reason that we employees get crappy attitudes with you all. if you know what we have to put up with all day long you would feel the same way. So if you don't like our service please do us all a favor DON'T COME BACK because the fact of the matter is we get paid even if you don't come!

-Bryan

-- Bryan (wildcrazy_16@hotmail.com), August 12, 2001.

I work for Burger King. And all you people that complain about how the food doesn't look, the food on the Ads. Well i got one thing to say to you. Do u wanna come back and make a PERFECT lookin Burger. While you have 8 other orders comein in at once. And things beepin around you. So don't yell at me or my co-workers. when ur burger bun is a little soggy. or some bull shit like that, and don't yell at us and call us stupid and every other word in the book. Do i come to ur job and critasize you? Do i come to ur work and knock the squegy out of ur hand? NO!! I let u do ur job. So if u still don't like BK food. Suck my cock and go eat McDonald's "AIR PRESSURED" steamed burgers. In stead of good flame broiled burgers.

-- Marcus Bolton (metallica422@hotmail.com), August 20, 2001.

I like bk's food, yum yum yum

-- Michael Lksfd (www.angusanarchy2@aol.com), August 20, 2001.

To whomever is reading this, this is my story of my 3 months of working at Burger King: I was 15 and needed money then the thought popped in my young and fresh mind "Hey! There's a new Burger King in Ankeny! They hire 15 year-olds, bitchin'! And when I'm 16 in three months, I'll get paid $6.25 an hour!"

God what the hell was going through my mind?

Yep, they were hiring all right. They will hire ANYONE. Charles Manson could get a job there, easily, seeing how they don't give a shit about aplications anyways. So I get the job, get my uniform... minus the pants. First day on the job I have to wear jeans, not to mention shave off my goatee. The old bitch asst. manager yelled at me for not wearing my pants... that's right, first day on the job and I get yelled at. The whore 'bout had me crying. For the next month I went without my uniform pants. Why? Because the people who wear s'posed to send me my uniform pants were obviously hit in the head repitedly with a tackhammer as children. Now on the first day, keep in mind I wasn't exactly in the prime of my life, I was 210 pounds. I was out of breath and needed to sit down when I asked..."Hurry it up!"

Bitch.

A month later I was transferred over to the new Burger King, where I had another wonderful manager, a 1,500 pound bitch with beady little eyes that were behind evil looking glasses. One of my fond little memories was: I was washing trays, had one thing left of them to do when... "Kyle! Go out and sweep the dining room!"

I just did it a half hour ago... anyways

"Okay, but can I just finish this last..." "NOW!"

Bitch.

Another memory was when I told them a month in vance that I was going to be gone for a week with my family on vacation. We get back to have my older brother tell me that they called all week to know why I wasn't at work. Apparently the fat bitch wasn't the brightest of the bunch, so my vacation was scheduled the week after I told them. They cut my hours terribly. Then on my 16th birthday I asked for my purple uniform and my pay rise. Apparently the $6.25 an hour only happens if you qualify as more than a register jockey and also a cook, burger maker and all that stuff. I quit a week later... my last paycheck was fifteen dollars, at most. They treated me terribly, cut my hours, customers yelled at me because I wasn't for sure how to run the register fully, and I was sick of coming home smelling of tomatoes and french fries. This was my first job... I never wanted to work again. I'm just glad that I work at a better place... and never have to return to that hell hole ever again. Please, never have your children work at Burger King... just look at what it did to me. Thank you for your time

-- Kyle G. James (SuprK90@aol.com), August 21, 2001.

Now Kyle! Kyle Kyle Kyle Kyle Kyle,

I understand how ungrateful you are being 16 and all. None of yunz at 16 has any smarts, and from the 210 pds you're haulin' around you sound fat and morose. But you had the chance of a lifetime. You had it in the palm of your sweaty little fat hand. The very opportunity to slip deep in that juicy mayo crevice of the Queen her self. 1500 pds. my eye. The Queen weights in at half the weight of the world. Spawning new gushers of hot hot mayo for us all to lick off our puckered assholes. The groovey slimey slippery hot hot mayo dripping off the Queen's steamy cushy buns.

And Kyle, you threw it all away. Fuck the money boy. It's not about about money. It's about transendence, about the holy grail of human experience, the pan-ultimate pandenominational, pan fried cataclismic adventure into the balls and clitoris of universal nirvana. The hot hot mayo, the rivers of cum flowing over the mountainous titanic tits of the Burger Queen, flowing down down over the volkswagon sized clitoris to hose you down in rapturous orgasm. The flow of the beasty buxom busom tit slappin you silly as you cum great fountins of your own hot hot mayo. Torrents of ecstacy, oceans of buns and meat and sauce.

All fixed your way Kyle.

All just for you.

And now, what do you have. Less than the paultry shit scum nothingness than you ever had.

Too bad Kyle.

I'm jackin' off just thinking of the Queen. I'll be there like now man.

Bob that Saff Baff Bo Baff

-- Robert Erwin Safford the Third (robbythesaffboywonder@okc.net), August 22, 2001.

Man... A lot of you people have a whole lot of shit stuffed up your asses.

I've been working at the same Burger King for about 13 months now, dealing with the same people, the same managers, etc. Now, let's address some issues.

1) "The fries suck". So the fuck what? If you don't like 'em, DON'T BUY 'EM. Go to McFuckDonalds and order their greasy slime-coated fries.

2) "The real food doesn't look like the pictures". Think about it asswipe. Chances are, the food in the pictures is crispy fresh, about five seconds off the broiler, plumped and fluffed to look good, and probably air brushed as well. In reality, we're grabbing burgers out of a steamer *where they sit for no longer than 10-15 minutes after being taken off the broiler*, slapping on the mayo, putting on a handful of lettuce from a bag, grabbing two tomatoes, and putting on the rest of the condiments before quickly wrapping it up as we then start our NEXT order. I'd like to see one of you fuckwads make a perfect sandwich within a 1-2 minute time frame when chances are you've got at least four-six OTHER sandwiches to make.

3) You blame an actual store for hunks of bone in a chicken tender? Honestly, I've never come across that, but if you claim to have, why blame us? We're not the manufacturer.

4) Yeah, sure, employees have attitudes. Like hell we do. WE get attitudes because YOU get attitudes. You sorry fucks come through the drive-thru, sit and stare at the menu for about five minutes, and then rant at US for taking up YOUR time??? Uh huh...that makes REAL sense.

5) "You always get an order wrong". Surrrreeeeee...meanwhile we have two-three screens to double check the order with, as well as the register screen AND THE RECEIPT. If we messed up a drink or gave you fries instead of o-rings, chances are it's because you didn't specify what you wanted, or just didn't care if we heard you correctly or not.

6) "The food is too expensive". You all bitch at McDs is better- GO THERE THEN!

Disclaimer: I am in no way defending Burger King because I love the place. I defend what I feel is right- in all reality, I am an underpaid ($6.65) overworked (closing shift; 45-50 hrs. a week) employee. But overall, I enjoy my job, especially the people I work with- that's what makes dealing with idiotic customers who shouldn't be allowed out of your houses more bearable to deal with.

Jenn

-- Burger Whore (ForeverLovingHim@earthlink.net), August 25, 2001.

I like to watch you lick your lips and fingers as you finish one of my very special whoppers I prepared just for you.

-- your average teen employee (skeetingonyourwhopper@jism.squirt), September 01, 2001.

i am a 13 year old kid + i come from the uk. I have read alot of the storys and things and i have to admitt that i dont think Ill eat at Mc Ds or BK again. In the past Ive heard loads of horror storys about what gois into the food and where its been, but I just thought they were storys. After I herd that thing about rats, IM NOT EVEN GOING IN THE RESTRANTS AGAIN. And for anyone that works in Burger King or McDonals you are really sad. Im telling all my mates about this and how sick it is......

-- Jo (josieself@hotmail.com), September 05, 2001.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Of course theirs hot hot mayo squirted on the jiucy juicy whoppers. Of course the hot drippy mayo has to cum from somewhere. Those pimply punks behind the counters are poisoned with testosterone. They produce gallons of the stuff on a daily basis. Their balls are bloated with that hot hot mayo.

Just where the fuck do you think it all cums from you naive spectator. Them boys are whackin' and spankin' them hot dogs all day and night for the burger king. Why do you think they call it Burger King. Cause of the torrential flow of hot hot mayo.

Just lick it off the buns like good puppies and shut your yaps. Your all on your knees anyway suckin' and fuckin' in the back alleys anyway. Eating and slurpin' this shit is your destiny.

Already donated my share,

Bob "the donator" Safford

-- Robert E. Safford (SaffBlaff@bobaff.cum), September 09, 2001.

yeah, lick up the thick milk shake spunkwad off the queen's pissy bacon hangers. you like,yes? watch his messy white spunk muck flow down in torrents over your yellow tongue ....

-- towg (towg@towgtown.cum), September 10, 2001.

I just attempted to pick up a breakfast sandwich. It was 10:25 am When I placed my order the snot on the intercom came back with a nasty toned reply of "we're not taking breakfast orders any more" I replied with "my clock reads 10:25 or do you mean you've stopped selling breakfast altogether?" She replied with "MY CLOCK reads 10:32 and we're finished serving breakfast THIS MORNING" What a brat! This is the third time in the last few months this has happened. I won't be going back. Not so much because of the attitude I recieved this morning but due to the fact that management of the Burger King corporation obviously have no desire to hear feedback from their customers. I cannot find a single way in which to actually speak with the owners of this establishment to register a complaint. People who want to market a product learn very quickly that bad press is in deed worse than no press at all. One single complaint will generate up to 250 people hearing about the incident as it passes from person to person. By the looks of this site there are a great number of people unhappy with this company. Management should take a heads up on this and reevaluate their policies and procedures.

-- Judith Grill (grill@fakeid.com), September 20, 2001.

Yeah,

Yeah I would be pissed off too man if they didn't have no breakfast for me when I went to the burger king. I would say to that snotty little bitch that I was going to have to come in there and slit her little fucking throat. Your Know? And then I would have to go inthere and slit her little funcking throat or get my breakfast up there pronto.

Of course I would settle for a blow job. She could suck on my sausage crousant until I blew some hot hot mayo in her eye. That would due for me. Hose her right the fuck down.

Then I'd eat her lunch.

BobbyboBobby

-- Robby Saffyfordy (BS@BSOCK.ORG), September 24, 2001.

Boy, is that guy pissed off or what? Whew!! I mean, it's just a breakfast right? I croussaint thing, a little sausage, egg and cheese. Not worth hurting anyone, . . .ya know? I like breakfast too. I eat it eberyday. And I like Burger King Too. Most of the time. I had a hair in my fries once. Made my wife throw up. But what the heck, eh? That's not the end of the world. It's just a hair, right? Short little curly bugger. But what the hay? Maybe it was a pubic hair. I don't know. I'm no expert on hairs. I still like eating whoppers and stuff. When I'm not starving I eat a whopper junior. I tell them to go easy on the mayo cause of the cholesterol. But they always say okay. Usually nice people too. Cept this fat black lady once. She must have been having a bad day. Was all cross and mean and stuff. But I was okay with her. I mean what's to do, right? But that pube, making my wife throw up was a scene I'll tell you. Chuck of whaopper all over the table and splashing down my pants. I love her and all, right? but the puke made me sickly feeling. I kinds wanted to slap her. But that pube, or whatever it was, (hair being I mean) was just more than she could handle gag reflex wise. She looked at that hair and yak yak, up it came. Man what a gusher too. And she was so embarrassed. The guy in the Burger King hat comes over with the mop. We're standing there wiping ourselves off with the crappy paper napkins. The stink of bile and whopper coming off us. The people looking at us like's we was dogs. I even pulled a little chuck out of my mullett. That my hair, short up front, long in the back. the old 7. The wife's skinny with the big hooters. There was enough barf drip on her shirt to make her nipples stand out. The BK mop guy looks at em and I swear he sprouts a woody. I just kind a laughed and pointed at it for my wife to see. Non shallant like. He noticed and turns red. But that how I fell for her. She's a little ugly, ya know, not too bad though. But those titters really make up for it. She don't mind the bag now and then over her head. I guess we should get a burger king bag, huh? Well the bk guy ends up at our house fucking the wife while I pound off into a sock. She likes that and it turned out he was hung like a donkey. KInda busted her up. Hung her jaw up, but what the hell.

-- BSS (SlowBOb2@bigstufferings.net), October 02, 2001.

while i fucked your mom the other night I noticed a big maaa no a whopper laying on the floor, so as i says hold on bitch let me get off your forehead and she says "when are you going to give me my shit moustace and I say ahhh baby let me turn my condom inside out first! So with my left hand I pull off the condom punch the bitch in the face then I grab the wopper, lick the contants out and spit them in the condom. She really wasn.t bleedin yet so I stab her and get a squirt then combining condom with rest of wopper I donkey punch the bitch as hard as i can followed up by a dirty-sanchez. hmmmmmmm redrummmm

-- redrummm (redrummm@anarchist.com), October 05, 2001.

Burger King Workers Burn Feet

The Associated Press Saturday, Oct. 6, 2001; 3:34 p.m. EDT

MIAMI –– About a dozen Burger King marketing-department workers burned their feet when they walked over white-hot coals at a meeting intended to promote bonding.

One woman was taken to a hospital emergency room, and Burger King brought in a doctor to treat others whose feet were blistered. Some workers used wheelchairs the next day when they went to the airport to leave for another company retreat.

More than 100 employees at the Ocean Reef Club in Key Largo participated Wednesday in the firewalking, a ritual with origins in religions of the Far East.

The Burger King workers had to sign a waiver acknowledging they might get hurt. The injured employees suffered first- and second-degree burns.

Mildred Morse, a Burger King administrative assistant, was the most seriously hurt. She was released from Baptist Hospital on Thursday.

"You're walking over hot coals, and something can happen," said Robert Kallen, owner of The Achievement Group, which ran the event. "The majority of the people get through it without a nick or a blister."

A certified instructor, Kallen has led thousands of participants over coals that can be as hot as 1,200 degrees.

Dana Frydman, vice president of product marketing for Burger King, was injured but had no regrets about the event she helped organize.

"It made you feel a sense of empowerment," Frydman said, "and that you can accomplish anything."

-- ljdsfokjvs;lksbj (yoodle@bs.hjfdosai), October 07, 2001.

I'D NEVER WALK OVER HOT COALS FOR A BK.

-- HORSEMAN (hORSEHUNG@LITTLENUTS.NET), October 10, 2001.

Lookin at the whopper and eatin' a whopper is two things. I don't look at it. I eat it. How do you expect these low rent low paid trailer homies to make something pretty back of the bk. It can't and won't be done. Wake up America. The salami is slappin'. Don't piss and moan about the littel things, eat and be happy you ain't in afaganistan.

-- Huge Loogie Boys (peacheykeen@fuzzynuts.net), October 11, 2001.

Funny story about when I was a night porter quite a few years ago between high school years in the summer. Once I got to work and they told me the fryer had been shut down because the people were returning the fries. They had been saying they tasted like "plastic". When I cleaned the fryer I discovered a metal button; penny; and two foil tops to syrup containers from the french toast sticks. Of course all was left was the foil, since the plastic was long disentegrated into everyone's food. YUCK! And the 5 gallon buckets of pickles had been pissed in MANY TIMES by those ever so loving employees on thier last day of work when they quit.

Think about that when eating your next burger there. Do people just NOT believe all this goes on? Are they in a fucking dream world where the food and middle class people really co-exist at BK?

I laugh when I walk by Burger King on my way to work. I laugh even harder when I see some fat pig at work with a burger (Mc D's or BK). Usually I just tell the to save time eating it and just stick it right up thier ass, because that's where it's going anyway!!!

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-- Mr. Fuck you (fuckyou@fuckyou.net), December 06, 2001.

To all you whiners. If you dont like the food DONT EAT THERE! As if people dont have enough things to worry about. My BK makes good food, has good service, and cares about the customers. I would like to thank them. You whiners need to get a life!! Make your own food for heavens sakes!

-- Kevin (kevin@spearnet.net), December 15, 2001.

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-- Osama (dustybin@hotmail.com), December 17, 2001.

For real. If you're just going to sit at home in front of your little computers and bitch about the food, then don't eat it. You can make your own food. But you'd prolly bitch about that too. No one gives a fuck about what you think. The Bk's around here make good food. I mean damn. Go work at BK and then you can bitch about it. Get a life.

-- Jessica (TopazWonder@Aol.com), January 02, 2002.

I like puttin my Jizz on my Whopper. Slop up the pecker with slimey sauce, work up a good steady rythm, imagine gettin my asshole licked by a huge titted amazon, and then blow a blast of jizzy jizz into the top bun. I then put the sandwich back together and feed it to my brother.

HE LIKES IT!

You will too. Just give me a call at 814-749-3371. I'll jizz up your Whopper anytime.

-- Gallon's O Jizz (selfjizzer@wanksalot.net), January 03, 2002.

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-- tird (pinchshit@asshole.com), January 03, 2002.

OK, i just started working at BK a few months ago and i know that we dont give a shit if you think our burgers suck or our service is slow. All i know is im getting paid and thats all i care about. if you think it sucks then go somewhere else - its a fast food restaraunt and everyone that works there is between 15-18 so what do you expect we dont work here to make good whoppers we work here to get money so we can get pissed on the weekends so go to hell and make your own damn whoppers if you want them that bad

-- Christy (sugar_69@crazysexycool.com), January 11, 2002.

LOOK I LOVE BURGER KING EVERYTHING TASTES GOOD EXCEPT THE FRIES I MEAN THEY DONT TASTE GOOD MCDONALDS FRIES ARE BETTER YOU GUS FROM BURGER KING GOT TO MAKE BETTER FRIES AND I BET YOU YOUR COSTUMERS WILL BE SATISFIED!

-- DESIREE FIGUEROA (SEXYCIELITO692002@HOTMAIL.COM), January 13, 2002.

I TAKE THE FRIES AND STICK THEM UP MY ASS. THEN I SHIT THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH CATSUP. THEN I TAKE MORE FRIES AND STICK THEM DOWN MY PECKER. THEN I PISS THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH THE SHIT OUT FRIES. THEN I PUKE IT ALL UP AND FEED IT TO MY BROTHER.

HE LIKES IT!!!

THEN I DO IT TO YOU.

ME THE FRENCH FRY UP THE ASS GUY

-- Loves French Fries Up My Ass (Friesupthe@ass.NET), January 14, 2002.

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-- Jizz Jizz (jizz@jizz.orgasm), January 15, 2002.

BURGER KING false advertising. When I approched Port Angeles Washington I saw a billboard that read Crousant witch $ .99. I stopped to buy and they said they were $1.69. I asked why the sign said they were $ .99 and they told me in a sarcastic voice, [we are not a participating Burger King.] They are the only burger King in this town, so it seems to me to be misleading advertising. So I told them I am not a partisipating customer. Also their fries are awfull, at lease Micky D's has decient fries.

-- Russell Parsons (morrparsons@earthlink.net), January 22, 2002.

I THINK BURGER KING IS REALLY YUMMY SO SUCK ON THAT.........................................

-- Cherry Jade Dixon (binanze@hotmail.com), February 08, 2002.

Burger King it's really funny.. I worked there for 7 and half months yeah it sucks...But hey it was really fun... I mean the food wasn't the greatest but if you don't like it go somewhere esle.. I worked at McDonald's too and they really sucked i mean, When i worked at Burger King they made me feel special and McDonald's like a number .. I hated it at McDonald's ... I got a long with the crew a lot better at Burger King and those Rodo Cheese Burgers are the best.... From Burger King in Cape Girardeau Missouri

-- Sean (sean63701@yahoo.com), February 12, 2002.

I took my girlfriend to burger king to perpose to her and when i did that there she said no through her cherry coke slushy on my croch and it was cold and i blame you for all of this!!!!!!

-- frank frankfurrder the third (drumlineboy2001@yahoo.com), February 15, 2002.

those sayin negative things about burger king are extremely wrong. Burger King has one of the best burgers iv ever taste in my life.you eat at the street sidewalk vendors!! you criticizers!!!!!

-- (ning12@smart.ph.com), February 18, 2002.

where in the hell are all u from im from indianapolis and owr fries are wonderful and they are fast here there is two windows and u drive up pay pick up at other window, burger king im sorry about these people there just not getting owr good stuff here in indianapolis there must be quacks where there from maybe u need to higher some other people think about that. ;)

-- leslie johnson (cherryflavor25@aol.com), February 19, 2002.

I quit eating at McDonald's a long time ago. SSSsssoooo, the next step on the fast "food" ladder to Hell is Bunghole King. My family and I stopped at the BK on E 14th, in San Leandro, Calif. today. Well BK.....you have succeded if creating another "Corporate Hellhole" out of what was once a perfectly good burger joint !!! I ordered a Double Whopper meal (among other things) with cheese, NO mayo, mustard or catsup..... And just what did I get ???? A double whopper w/ no cheese and lots of mayo, mustard and catsup. I took it back to the counter and after bein' ignored for 10 minutes got another........ A single whopper w/ no cheese and plenty of mustard and catsup... Off to the counter... this time I got an almost edible "burger" but no f'n cheese again.......... By this time my wife was ready to rip the heads off every single incompetent, zitty faced, grease lovin' moron behind the counter....... She jumped up and nearly had a conniption- fit but did (finally) come back w/ what I ordered (in addition to a round of fries that were warm). It took an HOUR to get my f'n food in a "fast food" establishment.... As far as I'm concerned, Bunghole King is on the same peg as McDumbass and I will not eat there again.... I realize that sometimes "things" happen, especially when It's overwhelmingly busy......BUT .....they weren't busy and it shouldn't take 4 F'n times to get something so simple CORRECT !!! If BK would just make a smidgen of effort, they could easily turn things around......1)Cease and desist w/ all the fuckin' greed!! 2)Get rid of the bullshit, lying ad campaigns and put the money into the food and yer' employees!!! 3)Quit being such a bunch of pussy's and get rid of all the "illegals" and those who don't speak English Immediately. All yer doin' here morons is jumpin over a dollar to pick up a dime !!! Until further notice... Screw Bunghole ("Burger") King; screw store #2152 on E 14th,in San Leandro, Calif; and last but not least Your New Fries SUCK !!!!!!! I'd rather eat my own toenail clippings......... F.U. BK from the "Gay Bay" in Calif.....

-- jc (krosbonz@yahoo.com), March 03, 2002.

yo Bk is cool if you have cool co-workers and some cool managers its not r fault that the food sometimes taste bad or maybe it is? i gusses we will never know or maybe we will its just bk its fast food what do you inspect if u dont like return it most bks will make you an other one if you dont eat the whole thing THE BEST THING YOU SHOULD DO IS ASK FOR IT TO BE DROP FRESH THATS WHEN IT TASTE THE BEST BUT DONT GET AN ATTITUDE CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SOME OF THESE PUNKS THAT WORK THERE WOULD DO TO YOUR FOOD "SOME SECRET SAUSE" SIKE! BK IS COOL " GET IT YOUR WAY AT BK" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR MAYBE ITS "MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY" I SOMETIMES FOR GET, HAHA

-- (Gozzie10@hotmail.COM), March 03, 2002.

Burger King my ass! I'm not waitin a fuckin hour just for some styrofoam fries w/ no salt! The burgers r flame broiled! Big fuckin deal!

-- nicole shaw (naughtyhottie18@hotmail.com), March 04, 2002.

You all are proburly Eating a Burger King Burger and wishishing you were getting fucked by a King so shut the hell up and find something else to bitch about get of the king you know you like it find you a Doctor to complain and bitch to and get off of BURGER KING

-- sill (syldav 32@hotmail.com), March 05, 2002.

why are you all criticising BK for being a fast restaurant which they are?????? they don't pretend to offer posh food so don't expect it!!!

-- jamestodd (99008947@napier.ac.uk), March 09, 2002.

I'm writing to bring your attention to a problem > with the experience at Burger King. The restaurant > I'm referring to is at 51st Avenue & McDowell In > Phx,az. > > Hi, this afternoon my parents & I went into the > Burger King at 1210 N Scottsdale in Tempe, Az There > was a man on the register joking around with an off > duty female employee & I finally was asked to have > my order.According to the receipt, this was at 14:08 > After I gave my order I returned to the table where > both my parents-who are both elderly & both on canes > were sitting. I am physically disabled & not at all > well. After getting the ketchup,napkins etc I went > up to the counter to see our food was finishing > being put on the tray among with others which two > employees-one being the manager was taking to the > drive thru. The cashier was taking orders-one being > the off duty employee who ordered a breakfast item > that they quickly prepared & gave to her, but she > changed her mind & reordered nuggets-meanwhile I > asked the cashier if that wasn't our order sitting > there & he said "Probably" & continued to take > orders & joke around with this off duty employee. My > father came up to see what was the problem & I > loudly stated that I guess we needed to get our > money back because we weren't getting our food. > Still the manager & this other employee only served > the drive thru & no one else besides this off duty > employee was getting any attention. So I again > stated loudly that we would like our money back & > this is when this off duty employee started making > remarks to me about they're only two employees & > they're busy. Now I felt that this wasn't her place > to remark, but I responded by pointing out that she > had ordered after me & had gotten her food, that the > drive thru was getting their food & we would like > our food before it got cold. She then preceded to > cuss me out & when she was at the door she was > telling me to come outside & meet her for a fight! > AS I stated,I'm physically disabled & not well & the > manager stood there & let this occur without saying > a word. Never were we given an apology or anything. > When I asked to speak to the manager I was told she > was too busy by the cashier whose name is Louis. I > was quite ill all during lunch & still not very > well-my mother as we left approached the manager & > was given the name of Elizabeth as being the off > duty employee & the managers name is Linda. I felt > the manager was very imcompetent & no employee > should behave this way to any customer-on or off > duty while on the businesses premises. The manager > even allowed this cashier Louis to leave with the > lobby filthy & 3 garbage cans overflowing..this > manager has no business having this position & > neither does these employees have the right working > among the public.If they behave this way to us, what > will they do to someone else? > > I am uncertain whether I would consider dining in > your restaurant again. Also, I might continue to > recommend your establishment. > > Here is how I would like you to address my > complaint: This manager be relieved of her duty & > these employees fired before a member of the public > is harmed!. > > Thank you for your attention to this matter. I hope > to hear from you very soon. >

-- annette Lake (annetteaaa@yahoo.com), March 12, 2002.

Not one of you morons know how to spell. If you did, maybe your comments would be answered by the Burger King corporation. Instead of complaining, take an english class.

-- Joe (Joe @ yahoo.com), March 13, 2002.

joe-you arrogant little prick

-- towg (joeisatosser@joewank.com), March 17, 2002.

A few things id like to note. First, Burger King is one of the worst corporations in America. Bin Laden apparently had been looking at his map upside down. Instead of the pentagon, he surley had to wanting to take out the BK national offices. Not only do they have the worst food, service, quality, prices, and the rest, but they are they most disgusting, revolting, and dispicable places to enter. They are dirty, infested, crawling with God knows what, and overall illiterate. If you are a restaraunt in america, with English being the countrys primary launguage, then shouldnt you have at least one thats ONE employee that knows English? How insane does the fast food world have to be to undermine the entire country? Again, Bin Laden, please make your next attemt at destroying out economy, at least semi bennificial to our means. Take this business out!

-- crystal c (gurumassacre666@yahoo.com), March 18, 2002.

I know that all the fast food restaurants suffer from false advertising, but perhaps Burger King is the biggest hypocrite of the bunch. I happen to live next door to a Burger King and not only do they make bad food they make bad neighbors. Last night at 2 AM I was awakened by a deafening cacophony of noise (louder than a jackhammer or a tornado siren), which was caused by Burger King doing some "cleaning." Not only did they wake my wife and I, but they also awoke the whole neighborhood (including school children) on a Monday night. After trying to ask them to do their cleaning at a different time I was given the run-around and corporate stonewalling. They all were surprised that anyone had woken up, but no they couldn't do it any other time, or they weren't responsible! Apparently they don't care about anyone in my community, only slinging dead carcasses. The final kicker comes from their website and I quote, "Whether it's performing valueable community services, funding scholarships, or through simply donating food, Burger King and its franchisees take pride in being a part of the communities we serve." Hypocrites? You decide.

John Butler Bloomington Indiana

-- John Butler (patchdevil@yahoo.com), March 19, 2002.

I TAKE THE FRIES AND STICK THEM UP MY ASS. THEN I SHIT THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH CATSUP. THEN I TAKE MORE FRIES AND STICK THEM DOWN MY PECKER. THEN I PISS THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH THE SHIT OUT FRIES. THEN I PUKE IT ALL UP AND FEED IT TO MY BROTHER.

HE LIKES IT!!!

THEN I DO IT TO YOU.

ME THE FRENCH FRY UP THE ASS GUY

-- Loves French Fries Up My Ass (Friesupthe@ass.NET), January 14, 2002.

-- Phuck You Assholes (Phuck@you.net), March 22, 2002.

I will never eat at a Burger King again. I am a pharmacy technician at Walgreens, and one night a gentleman came though my drive thru window going to pick up his perscriptions whereing a Burger King uniform. He was the rudest man I have ever met. When I tried to fix his insurance, he jumped out of his car and started screaming that "I did not know how to do my job" and "if I could not handle the heat, to get out of the kitchen." I can understand that working in a fast food place is hard work, but when you get off, yes you care tired, but there is no excuse for his behavior. If Burger King allows their employees to behave this way in their uniform, they have lost a customer. I'm sorry, after a hard day at work, I know how he feels, but if I am in my work uniform, I still have to follow company policy about being polite to others. If this is how I am going to be treated when I am trying to explain to him about his insurance, then he can take his medication elsewhere because I will not serve him. I will not serve those who scream and cuss at me.

Christy Degenhardt

-- Christy Degenhardt (slickychicky@yahoo.com), March 24, 2002.

Burger King?- Burger Wimp!!! What a total crock of B.S. this co. is! One day over cooked, next day under-cooked.. Meal is slop on a bun. Everything is thrown together, as to let the customer know he or she ain't sh_t!! But not to get ahead of myself, the first whopper I tasted was in Ann Arbor,Mich. in 1969. They were great. Food actually was the best fast food out there The fries were pre-cooked in veg-oil. Today they are pre-cooked in animal fat for the so-called flavor.. Damn, must be some bad-a_s animals!!! Last but not lease, > have you ever once gotten a burger, that looked anywhere close to the way its pictured on menu sign
-- Ken Roberts (rkr1@airmail.net), March 25, 2002.

If you hate the food and service so much, why keep going? It never fails to amaze me that meat eaters slop the same crap into their mouths day after day, yet when questioned about my vegetarian diet (which is vastly more diverse than yours) I'm asked, "but what do you eat!!?!?" My answer: Not that fast-food crap that you complain about day in and day out...

-- Philip Wright (nospam@nospam.org), March 25, 2002.

The Burger King in WILLOUGHBY, OHIO SUCKS. I pulled up to drive-thru, asked for a "Chicken Tenders Kids Meal with a Dr. Pepper" They then ask me...do I want 4 tenders or 6? I told them, I want the "Kids Meal" not the "Big Kids Meal" with a Dr. Pepper. So this bitch comes back over the speaker telling me, she knows that the "Kids Meal" has four tenders...she just wanted to make sure THAT I KNEW! Then she sarcastically tells me what the price is...The Blood started to come up to simmer now...So, I pull around, and sure enough, it's some bitch that BK hired to take her off welfare...(I won't say what color she was - I think you get the picture) So, she opens the window and I ask her, "Did you not understand me through the speaker"? She say's, again sarcastically, I heard you just fine! (with the head bopping back and forth) So, then I asked her, "Oh, so you were just being a smart-ass then"? I then told her, that I could tell she was talking smart-ass through the speaker and that's no way to treat customers...she then starts ranting and raving about how she has to "ax" the customers if they want 4 or 6 pieces. Again, I explained the difference of the "Big- Kids Meal" vs. "Kids Meal" and that I understood. I then spy this fat, pimple faced geek in a blue shirt salivating over the fresh batch of fries and ask, "Is that the Manager"? and "Could I please see him"? She calls him over, and I tell him my story and can't believe that they hire someone like that. (Secretly though, I think she gives him a hummer every day after work to keep her job and he does it, cuz no good woman is going to go out with a loser manager from BK, let alone would one ever give him some sort of sex). He then starts defending this bitch and explaining how the customers don't know the difference between "meals" and then starts in on me for asking her if she was being a "Smart-Ass" and telling me that I can't swear in his drive-thru. I then tell him, that if they can say "Smart-ass" on TV, then I can say it there...and further, the 1st Amendment gives me that same right. (of course that was wrong to say, cuz I know this dumb-ass doesn't comprehend that fact, cuz if he did, he wouldn't be a friggin Manager at a BK) Then he tells me he's gonna call the cops cuz I swore and that he wasn't going to serve me and not to ever come through his drive-thru again. I told him to go ahead and call the cops, they couldn't do shit (BTW, I'm in the Law Enforcement field, so I know something about these things). Anyway, what was worse, I've got a 5 year old who had to hear me argue with losers from BK in a drive-thru, he hears they are calling the cops, and we're getting kicked out and we are not getting any food. He started crying and that's when I knew I had to get out of there for his sake. If my son wasn't with me, I would have probably kicked this losers ass and gotten myself arrested.

Anyway, that's my experience....and this brings up a point, maybe BK shouldn't have caved into jesse jackson a few years ago...and maybe I don't mind paying some extra taxes, if it would keep some people away from the Service Industry...Some people just belong on Welfare!

-- Pissed off Customer in WILLOUGHBY, OHIO off Rt. 90 and 306 (BKSuks@Willoughby.OHIO), March 29, 2002.

Why doesn't the Burger King Web site let you send emails? Below the page there is a link to customer feedback, but when you click on it it doesn't take you there. What are they afraid of? oh no! negative feedback, we can't deal with that, screw you, the customers.

Well screw you too Burger king, and your fries that taste like shit.

-- mike cooper (michaelc00@hotmail.com), March 31, 2002.

Burger King came out with the Chicken Whopper last week and this weekend in Boston a women took a bite and found the foot of a chicken. The first thing she did was call Fox 25 News Boston.

Enjoy the toe nails.

-- Jack in the Box (makeyurarsh@hotmail.com), April 08, 2002.

I think burger king restaraunts are the dirtiest fillthiest food chains in the country. The workers are the sloppiest dressed usually dirty themselves. The tables are disgusting always greasy, sticky and never cleaned. The workers act like they would rather be dead then at work. The managers are as goofy as the employees. I feel the workers could care less how their restaraunts are maintained. Ive been to burger kings all over the US during my life and their all the same. With the exception of maybe a few. I used to think they were better then Mcdonalds but not anymore. The fries are so nasty and always cold right after you get them. The sandwiches are always just thrown together and noway appetising. Like everywhere else I guess. Burger King used to be great years ago but but now they are down right horrifying. I hope this does not insult any Burger King fans. I just saw this sight and had to let out my frustration. Hopefully Ill come across a Mcdonalds sight too.

-- donna claypoole (dmclaypoole@att.net), April 08, 2002.

I have worked in a BK store for 2 years now. I'm 22 and I support my family with this income Anyways...You as the customer you have to remeber that, Yes, this is a coporation, so yeah u'll get crapy food sometimes...also being a coporation that means the 'minions get a shitty deal at times , Second, they are mostly teenagers working here to get work experiance Three, cusotmers have to remember that being nice and polite, when your server is, you should be to, Four, we all bring are problems everywhere we go, so your not the only one having a shitty day, Five, even if it is 'just some burger joint'... U! ate there, U! choose the place to dine, and U! paid for the meal...What I'm trying to say here is BK employees' are HUMANS!!! U as a customer is a HUMAN!!! So lets be humans and be nice an polite ones!!! Except for the occassional Asshole!!! Be that a customer or an employee :)Have a nice day!! :) P.S. we the employees get threats, treated shitty by customers, get called everything under the sun adn still have to be nice to U I think not!! do u agree?? Would u be nice to someone if they just treatend U???Would u want to sever someone who just called u some mean name?? Would u want to sever someone that just made u feel small and little?? cuz they had a bad day...I think not!!!! Thanx for your time and I hope I brought some new understanding to some of these issues!!!

-- BK Employee of Canada (nuru3@hotmail.com), April 08, 2002.

Im sick of people bagging teens working at BK. I fucking work there and people come bitching about it taking 2 1/2 minutes for a burger that has extra or minus something. Id like to see them make a fucking hamburger in under 5. So why dont the hater shut the fuck up and get a life.

-- Employee (rat@localbar.com), April 09, 2002.

Im writing in response to a few of the comments on this web page regarding Burger King staff, especially their supervisors and managers. I myself am A Burger King Supervisor and work very hard to ensure that my staff are providing an excellent level of service, with high quality products.

The people that work in fast food establishments are only human, as everyone is, and it is not fair to criticise them for making a few mistakes. We work very hard for a little wage and are expected to perform our jobs to perfection. I will ask this to anyone who challenges me on this point, 'how can you criticise a human being for being what they are? We all make mistakes, we are only human, do you perform your daily duties without a hitch?'

I understand that when mistakes are made, customers get angry, but in bk we have specific procedures to handle complaints. The L.A.S.T. system has proven effective. Listen, apologise, solve and thank. If you have a problem, approach the member of staff with your below standard product and your receipt, treat us with respect and we will do our best to help you, but if your still unhappy, ask for a supervisor and we'll deal with it, and perhaps offer a refund where applicable.

I wont say we're all enthusiastic, believe me i work with a few half wits, but give some of us a chance, and we'll prove up to standard, and restore your faith in BK.

Thanks and ill be happy to respond to any questions ar feedback from others.

Cheers, Nick

-- Nick Gribben (nickygribben@aol.com), April 14, 2002.

Anyone got an email address for BK's Head Office Complaints Dept.

-- (Iakhurst@aol.com), April 15, 2002.

Ya'll dont like my burgers?What in the hell's wrong wit ya's?I betchyas I makes the best bergers in the entire worlds!I challengez all of yas to a cook off,bring all your burgers to the Burger king on Route 17 in Rutherferd,New Jersey!Let the gamez begin!I will give yas a free burger king burger if yours is good enuf!Just mention free burgher contest at the drive thru winder!

-- MR.KING (BURGERKING@BURGER.COM), May 04, 2002.

I HATE BURGER KING AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR THOSE NEW CHICKEN WHOPPER COMMERCIALS ARE DRIVING ME OVER THE EDGE I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EAT ANOTHER THING FROM BURGER KING AS LONG AS I DRAW BREATH!

MARIA

-- maria santos (honey_bunch02@yahoo.com), May 04, 2002.

i like bk! the food is good and i know what itis like to work at fast food places it suks!!! but n-e-ways if u dont like it shut the fuck up and eat some where else

peace the fuck out ReAsOnS

-- reasons (reasons@aol.com), May 12, 2002.

What a bunch of whiners- if you don't like it- don't go back. Opinions are like armpits- everybody has two and they usually stink.

-- UWhine Toomuch (wtf@compuserve.net), May 13, 2002.

If you don't work at Burger King or any Fast food restaurant then Shut the fuck up. You have no room to complain about it until you've experienced it from the inside. So if you've got a fucking problem with fast food then try and work there for a month and then talk about your fucking problem. Do us all a favor and fucking jump off a bridge because your fucking useless. The world doesn't need ignorant people. This isn't directed toward anyone in particular, this is just the feeling I got after reading most of these messages. To anyone who as ever worked in fast food and has had to deal with so much shit coming from each direction, I feel for you.

-- Quit your bitchin (fredfenstermaker@yahoo.com), May 15, 2002.

I've worked for Burger KIng for about 10 months now. You all had reseanable complants. I'm not going to back up the restraunt or the custermers. personally i belive that it is a great place to work . I have to tell you that none of my fellow employees or management has controll over the food or prices, you will have to complain to the corperation for that. Even though I work for burger king I can't get in touch with the Bosses from corp. If anybody can, please get in contact with everyone else and go after the people that need to hear the complants

-- mike Schraf (Schrafy@aol.com), May 16, 2002.

This is in response to the comment made about the 4 piece/6 piece chicken tenders Kids Meal, on March 29, 2002 by the Pissed off Customer in WILLOUGHBY, OHIO. I've been working at Burger King for nearly 9 months now. We are obligated to ask our customers which they want in order to prevent any problems with the orders later. You cannot assume that all customers know and understand the BK menu. We get customers that have never been to a BK before, or perhaps gone only once or twice. It was unnecessary for you to explain the difference between the Kids Meal vs. Big Kids Meal. They know that; after all, they work there. They just need to make sure the customers do, so they don’t tell us AFTER we‘ve given them their food and taken their money, that they meant the Big Kids meal. This holds up the line because we would then have to figure the difference so they may pay for the Big Kids Meal and then change the size of the drink and give them the extra chicken tenders. We’ve had customers that have done that. ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED! So please help us help you and answer our simple questions.

The same goes for value meals. If a customer asks for a Whopper, for instance, we are required to ask if they want just the burger or the value meal. More often than not, they mean the meal. Again, this extra questioning serves to avoid any problems with the customers’ order later on. Is it so hard to answer a simple question? We make the effort to ask, so please just cooperate with the cashiers and expeditors so we may get your order right.

-- Lindy (LindyMe12@msn.com), May 17, 2002.

i work at burger king in blackpool and i think that burger king is fucking ace apart from the fries!(they suck ass) on my break i always eat a burger or two and then i smoke a nice fag at the back door! i love my life at burger king!BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHY BURGER KING DOES NOT SELL BEANS, CAKE OR CORN! I LIVE CAKE

-- SUPERVISOR (Sorry @NOT_A_CHANCE.COM), May 20, 2002.

hi i work at burger king and i love my job i always do as i am told by the best supervisor in the world john couzins. i hate to say this but i have got a meatball head! all of the staff hate me and sum1 called ross mann, he is a beanburger face.

I wud like to tell you all that i love you all!!

-- dean moxon (moxon_dean@hotmail.com), May 22, 2002.

Hi my name is john couzins I would like to say that the blackpool store is immense and I luv all the male staff

-- John Couzins (couzinsjohn@hotmail.com), May 22, 2002.

i had somthing to eat the other day at burger king blackpool and i wud like to say that it was ace. i was so happy with the meal that i took it 2 the bog and made love to it. i have still got burger in my jap, until i eat it!

-- Stu bradbury (grabbi@hotmail.com), May 22, 2002.

I love you all

-- Adam Blakey (adam_blakey@hotmail.com), May 22, 2002.

Hi my name is robbie slater and i look like james moore. We both work at burger king and i luv james's ass its beutiful. I kiss all the males i see.

JAMES MOORE WILL U SUCK MY ASS FARTS

robbie is a gay shit

-- Robbie Slater (JamesMoore@gay_and_proud.com), May 22, 2002.

i would just like to take this moment to say that i love adam blakey i always go round to his house.we always say that we are doing things to my car but thats not totaly true, first he takes me upstairs then he Slowly goes down my leg and touches it then he ribs his hands up and down slowly pulling my pants down. When my pants are down he then puts his mouth all the way round my cock then he starts to suck do the same to him but a rib his rippling 6 pack. Then I force my throbbing cock into his arsehole.

-- Jamie sykes (Jamiesykes@hotmail.com), May 22, 2002.

My name is adam blakey and I would just like devote all my love to John hyde.

John I LOVE U

-- Adam Blakey (Adamblakey@hotmail.com), May 22, 2002.

I love to have animal sex with monkeys

-- James Robinson (james_robinson@apeworld.com), May 22, 2002.

Hi my name is ross i luv the fact that i fuck the ass of my cat on a daily basis i live in a big house because of my mum she makes alot of money beging the queen whore of blackpool and the fylde coast. oh if anyone wants anal sex e-mail me may be we can get together

-- Ross Prestwich (rossprestwich@hotnail.com), May 22, 2002.

hi my name is ross and ive got a confession to make, i work at the blackpool brach of burger king and i just wanted to say i really like one of my fellow employees! john couzins if ur reading this i really just want to meet up with u sum where like the waterfront(oops no i 4got i carnt get in there) how bout the flying handbag! cya soon sexy! hope 2 smel ya farts soon! and your lame jokes!!!!

-- ross de dick prestwich (ross@ill_neva_pass_my_drivin_test.com), May 22, 2002.

hi my name is adam blakey and i just saying that i love my car, and it night it put my dick in the car window and then put the windows up and down

-- Adam blakey (adam_blakey@hotmail.com), May 24, 2002.

I have only got 1 tinted window becuaes im a dosser

-- Jamie Sykes (jayster5@hotmail.com), May 24, 2002.

i have got 1 window tinted and i think that i am so cool.everyone whats sum of the jamieTron

-- jamie (jamie_sykes@i_love_mens_arses.com), May 24, 2002.

i luk like a monkey and i love 2 eat my toe names. i also eat monkey butt. and i am a virgin

-- james ribinson (puzzer@hotmail.com), May 24, 2002.

I TAKE THE FRIES AND STICK THEM UP MY ASS. THEN I SHIT THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH CATSUP. THEN I TAKE MORE FRIES AND STICK THEM DOWN MY PECKER. THEN I PISS THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH THE SHIT OUT FRIES. THEN I PUKE IT ALL UP AND FEED IT TO MY BROTHER.

HE LIKES IT!!!

THEN I DO IT TO YOU.

ME THE FRENCH FRY UP THE ASS GUY

-- Loves French Fries Up My Ass (Friesupthe@ass.NET), January 14, 200

-- You Are A Piece of Shit (Fuckinthrobber@fuckyou.net), May 25, 2002.

Picture yourself kneeling naked in front of the mayo drippin' hole of the burger queen. Clitoris the size of a grapefruit. Your tongue rough as a cats. then, ever so slowly you give a big ol lick up the middle of that snatch and taste the drippin mayor steamin off that clit, holdin' on to the buns with your grubby little hands and then more licks as the queen she starts to cummin' and when she does she sprays your whole self with a blisterin' blast of hot mayo and BK piss.

You shoot straight back and the pastey slippery slime hardens on your body you holler for glory and cum all over yourself. Not the usual stuff or buxx, buy great lathery batches of hot steamy mayo just like what squirted out of the burger queen.

you have arrived, you have been transformed, you are one of us. . .

Bobby the Saff

-- Robert Safford (bobbyboy@saffnut.okc),

-- Lickshit Doc Shitlick (Satt@locknuts.net), May 25, 2002.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Of course theirs hot hot mayo squirted on the jiucy juicy whoppers. Of course the hot drippy mayo has to cum from somewhere. Those pimply punks behind the counters are poisoned with testosterone. They produce gallons of the stuff on a daily basis. Their balls are bloated with that hot hot mayo.

Just where the fuck do you think it all cums from you naive spectator. Them boys are whackin' and spankin' them hot dogs all day and night for the burger king. Why do you think they call it Burger King. Cause of the torrential flow of hot hot mayo.

Just lick it off the buns like good puppies and shut your yaps. Your all on your knees anyway suckin' and fuckin' in the back alleys anyway. Eating and slurpin' this shit is your destiny.

Already donated my share,

Bob "the donator" Safford

-- You Suck (yopuddin@sloppycunt.net), May 25, 2002.

Boy, is that guy pissed off or what? Whew!! I mean, it's just a breakfast right? I croussaint thing, a little sausage, egg and cheese. Not worth hurting anyone, . . .ya know? I like breakfast too. I eat it eberyday. And I like Burger King Too. Most of the time. I had a hair in my fries once. Made my wife throw up. But what the heck, eh? That's not the end of the world. It's just a hair, right? Short little curly bugger. But what the hay? Maybe it was a pubic hair. I don't know. I'm no expert on hairs. I still like eating whoppers and stuff. When I'm not starving I eat a whopper junior. I tell them to go easy on the mayo cause of the cholesterol. But they always say okay. Usually nice people too. Cept this fat black lady once. She must have been having a bad day. Was all cross and mean and stuff. But I was okay with her. I mean what's to do, right? But that pube, making my wife throw up was a scene I'll tell you. Chuck of whaopper all over the table and splashing down my pants. I love her and all, right? but the puke made me sickly feeling. I kinds wanted to slap her. But that pube, or whatever it was, (hair being I mean) was just more than she could handle gag reflex wise. She looked at that hair and yak yak, up it came. Man what a gusher too. And she was so embarrassed. The guy in the Burger King hat comes over with the mop. We're standing there wiping ourselves off with the crappy paper napkins. The stink of bile and whopper coming off us. The people looking at us like's we was dogs. I even pulled a little chuck out of my mullett. That my hair, short up front, long in the back. the old 7. The wife's skinny with the big hooters. There was enough barf drip on her shirt to make her nipples stand out. The BK mop guy looks at em and I swear he sprouts a woody. I just kind a laughed and pointed at it for my wife to see. Non shallant like. He noticed and turns red. But that how I fell for her. She's a little ugly, ya know, not too bad though. But those titters really make up for it. She don't mind the bag now and then over her head. I guess we should get a burger king bag, huh? Well the bk guy ends up at our house fucking the wife while I pound off into a sock. She likes that and it turned out he was hung like a donkey. KInda busted her up. Hung her jaw up, but what the hell.

-- BBS (SlowBOb2@bigstufferings.net), May 25, 2002.

A yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah. You want the fuckin' slop, eat the fuckin' slop. And whata bout the Burger Queen? She a he in Drag? She got the Whopper? The Whopper you want.

You bet she does. And your just droolin' to get at it. Lick the drippy mayo off the buns. That's you you fuckin' pigs. Pigs lickin the mayo offin the meat steamed buns. You fuckin' pigs.

Shame on ya and all you fuckin' children. You mamas too.

Wholo

-- Wholo the MoleHole (Jazzyassy@mingya.net),

Hey Wholo!!!!

Whataya know we read the same beautiful Burger King Pages! What da ya know meetin' like this on the Burger King Page?

So Wholo? You the King? You see these babies pursin' their lips how they got screwed by the Burger King? Ah poor poopy babies gettin' screwed by the Burger King.

I bets on ya Wholo if they was tied down, they lick the mayo off the buns lickety split. Tickle their gones and off to the lickin' the mayo they go. Oh Boy would they be lickin'! Like dogs on ice cream ya know Wholo? Just like the dogs lickin' on the ice cream.

Well Wholo, gotta go go. Glad to see ya here writin' to all the babies crabbin' about the screwin' Burger King. That bad bad Burger King. Jeese, ya think the Burger King's got it out just for them. Burger King to baby. But you and me Wholo, we know about the slurpin' down of the mayo off the buns they want to be doin, don't we Wholo.

And yeah, they're a bunch of fuckin' pigs Wholo. Just a bunch of squirmin' fuckin' pigs waitin' and wishin' they was gettin' the chance to lick that mayo off the Burger King's buns. Ya fuckin bunch of pigs.

Molo

-- Molo Loves Blowlo (Molo@jissport.net)

Heys brothers Wholo and Molo!

I's amazed at the coincidence of the both of you's readin' on these Burger King pages. The blessed pages of da Burger King. Yessar I need to be readin' bout the little babies squirmin wishin they was spermin' over the steamy buns drippin with the squishy squishy mayo. I see them there. See them Wholo? See them Molo?

Reading the Burger King pages wishin' they was lickin' the mayo offin the moisty buns of the Burger King's whopper. Droolin' and squichin' in the pants. Dry in their throats at the thought of just one tiny little lick of the white drippin' mayo. The mayo drippin' off the Burger King's buns.

So Wholo, So Molo? What we do bout these perverted little shambos? Eh? We send them message of grief. Message that say the steamy buns no longer for you? No more lickin' like the dogs on the ice cream? No more lickin' like the baby on the lolly POP? No more lickin' the mayo off the steamy buns like my cat at his nuts?

I don't know Wholo. I don't know Molo.

Shame, shame, shame on these perverted upset babies sniffin' up the buns of the Burger King. Shame, shame, shame on them wishin' they was tied to a chair in their skivvies with the buns drippin' mayo just an inch from their face.

Jolo

-- Jolo Wholo Molo (Jolo@mayobuns.net)

-- Yeah Well Fuck You (Molehole@molehole.net), May 25, 2002.

Mingya,

If it was me, I'd be on my knees beggin for mayo.

Mingya

-- Mingya (mingya@if it was me.net), May 25, 2002.

I THNK BURGERKING IS THE BEST FAST FOOD RESTAURANT ON THIS PLANET. THE STAFF THERE IS FRIENDLY AND EVERYONE IS CHEERFL. THE FOOD WE HANDOUT THERE IS GOOD AND IS WORTH THE MONEY. IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS OR COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS E_MAIL ME AND I WIIL TELL YOU THE TRUE STORY

-- ROBERT HOOGERVORST (ROBERTHOOGY@HOTMAIL.COM), May 26, 2002.

hi my name is john couzins and ive got a confession to make i work at the blackpool branch of burger king and i love the burgers especially the ones that have got the runny mayo! when im on my break i love to ring john hyde and get him down 2 the store, then we wud have anal sex with the whopper burger!

cya soon!

stu

-- john couzins (john@lame_joker.com), May 29, 2002.

I cannot believe this! For some dumb reason, I decided to do a search on the internet for my name and, low and behold!!! there is this long-winded comment I made ONE YEAR AGO TO THE DAY in this website! TOO FUNNY!!! Have had no bad experiences since, I would like to report... :)

-- Sheila Freedle (smf579@msn.com), June 22, 2002.

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Hey my name is paul visser i used to work at the blackpool burger king. I no john couzins in fact i first remember when he first saw me it was luv at first sight. We had anal sex over the deep fat fryer and i ate a burger off his cock.

ps. James moores mum was the best assfuck i ever had

-- BIG GUMS JAMES MOORE GOT A FAT MUM (Paul_Visser@The_Teeth_A_Tron.com), June 26, 2002.

Record season-ticket sales near ^top

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-- (jay@bolton_till_i_die.com), June 28, 2002.

hello out there in burger king land.

this is allan, your resident bk "service expert" I hate my job, it sucks ass; but so does chris, but he is okay sometimes ;)

danny braggington has a small head dean moxon loves rats ross mann fancies elanor (so garwood tells me) chris garwood wants to be a chippendale darren boyce loves men peter armitt also loves men, but in a deeper sense carl ireland wants to get joe whatmough from peter's grasp john couzins works far to hard chris ricardson doesn't work at all melanie dodds fanny farts carl denby has crabs i need a shit and a biffter.

bye.

-- Allan Blackstock (nooooo@robe.com), July 01, 2002.

all of you who think that buger king sucks and would like to destroy one, this is for you. I am an ex-employee of burger king north in hastings nebraska store number 10579. this is a standing invitation to help me. wait at the corner of east side blvd. and 5th street and honk 5 times and i will join you, along with 36 "friends" that i have made. My only questoin is if any one hates that fuckin' corporation as much as i do. if there is and youre reading this i hope that i'll see you soon

-- Paul N. (bonerhole@hotmail.com), July 06, 2002.

until u have worked in fast food u will never see why the sevice can be crap.

-- i love anal sex!!!! (uwish@ntlworld.com), July 14, 2002.

One thing the Burger Kings loves is another dead fag from AIDS. All you anal sexers, welcome to reality. Can't wait to hear you have HIV, can wait to know you're dying from it.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. When you know you have it, leave those condoms at home boys. Spread that virus left and right.

Best ya'll,

Die Fag

-- Fags For HIV/AIDS (Fags@loveaids.net), July 18, 2002.

I'm a Assistant Manager in a store in Edinburgh Scotland, I've worked for Burger King Corperation for four and a half years and I love it, I've had a few other jobs but, I'm sticking with this one, the works fine the money's good and my staff are amazing, great guys, great times. It's by far the Hornest company (well Legally) everyone sleeps with everyone (and no, no-one has sex on the boards) Our restaurant delivers great food and friendly service to those of you pathetic consumers that deserve it and any staff member trying other wise gets his ass kicked, which brings me to my next point any "customer" that things "the customer is always right" in my store, thinks their fat ass is right of a fully trained member of staff, thinks shouting and abusing my staff will get you free food or a discount is very, VERY much mistaken. In my store you treat us right we'll treat you good, if not you'll get thrown into the door on your way out(its happened before and it'll happen again) All we ask, All any BK employee asks for is a little curtisy. Did you know we only have 3 bloody minutes to get you your food from the time you join the back of the cue, where McD's has 10. in that time we have to serve gold standard coke fries and whopper, each with its weights and restrictions. GOLD STANDARD WHOPPER- 21grams of mayo 21grams of lettuce 2 slices of tomato not over lapping 14grams of ketchup 14grams of onion 4 slices of pickle not over lapping And must be prepared in 30, yes i said 30 seconds. AND YOU GUYS ARE COMPLAINING THAT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE SCREW YOU.........................

-- Neil Arundel (airhandle@hotmail.com), July 22, 2002.

BURGER KING BLOWS GOATS...AND THE ONE IN LEDUC, ALBERTA, CANADA BLOWS EVEN MORE...CAUSE PAUL SARLIS DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSSINESS !!!

-- Pissed BK Employee (printer400@hotmail.com), July 24, 2002.

Me and a couple co-workers decide to go with Burger King today for lunch. Big mistake. While their food appeared to be the same as always (crap), my choice, the new "Homestyle Griller" was just a piece of shit. It's basically just a burger with 2 patties, lettuce, tomato, pickles and ketchup. You would think that even BK could get this right. I was wrong. The burger patties were not flame-broiled at all. If anything, they were poached. The black lines that appeared to be drawn on with magic marker did not fool me one bit. Are burgers supposed to be light grey? I don't think so. Remember the old salisbury steak dinners from Banquet? That's what this crap tasted like. I was not satisfied one bit.

Why can't the King make a decent burger? Fuckeleheads.....

-- DRC (No@way.com), July 26, 2002.

i live on long island, ny. the bkk food here is untouched by human hands. some how bk has trained what appears to be chimps to work all the stations at our bk's. i enjoy passing gas that i get from bk burgers and the way it smells. bkk burger meat must be some poor quality shit. my wife complains that i eat bkk burgers but i wont eat her pussy. she has a good point.

-- mike (mjtess@optonline.net), July 28, 2002.

My answer is I love Burger King so much because the burgers like the whopper is very, very, very, very, very, good.

-- Kevin King (pwrpffgrlb@aol.com), August 24, 2002.

I found this web site looking for a place to complain about my local BK. I went to the BK web site and found that they don't have an 800 number or an e-mail. In fact if you mail them it says your e-mail will not be read and will be returned.

I live in BEAVER DAM, WI and our BK has not been able to make a strawberry shake for over a month because they seem to be out of it. I never heard of such a thing. Also, as long as I've lived here (8 years) they haven't had hot water in the wash room. I'm surprised no one has ever gotten seriously ill! The employees seem nice enough to customers and the place always seems clean.

I've noticed they hire a lot of mentally challenged ppl and they are NOT always very kind to them. They are stuck with sweeping, changing the trash and probably cleaning the restrooms.

I'm wondering if they are having money problems because I know they owe the last bread man hundreds of dollars and instead of paying him they switched to a new company. How very nice of them. I know the owner owns several BK's in our area and probably owes everyone and his brother money. Maybe they are running low on supplies because they are low on money.

Just my 2 cents, Vampyra

-- Vampyra (Never.U@mind.com), August 26, 2002.

I forgot to add that Beaver Dam's BK has admitted that ALL BK's burger patties come from Brazil and Mc D's does the same thing. Would any of you BK Managers like to deny this ? How can meat come from Brazil and be cheaper for you ? What kind of standards are in place for this meat ? Does the chicken come from there too ? You may not believe this but I was reading the ingredients on a can of beef stew (from Aldi) and it also said the meat came from Brazil. How can this be happening ?? Too damn scary!

-- Vampyra (Never.U@mind.com), August 27, 2002.

At my office we eat out for lunch almost everyday. Today we chose to eat at the local Burger King. What a mistake!!!! I ordered a cheese burger and french fries. The fries were terrible!!! The meat had a funny smell, and tasted even worse. A rancid sour smell of meat left out in the sun too long. Is that the new method of flame broiling, out in the parking lot under the hot California sun??? After reading a few of the responses on this site, I decided to contribute my two cents worth. However my lunch cost me more than two cents, and my stomache will not stop reminding me that it is not happy with my choice for lunch. PUKE!!!

-- Cindy Evans (hotboxdotcom2@yahoo.com), August 28, 2002.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed are you?? Here is an age old secret that everyone should know about fast food and if you have not already figured it out then you should be dragged out of your home and beaten to death in front of your children. ALWAYS SPECIAL ORDER. Hello people...its pretty fucking obvious that if you special order your burger or whatever will be fresh. Extra Mayo, no pickle...no salted fries. Think of something. I eat at Burger King all the time and very rarely do i have a problem...why you ask...because I special order my food. And for the Love of God people...please check your food before you drive off...who cares what the people behind you are thinking...fuck them...you want good food. This way, if something is wrong, you dont have to get your lazy ass out of the car and go inside and complain. Now if you people would have already figured this out then half of you would not be here complaining now would ya. Goes to show that Americans are stupid, lazy and cant think for themselves. Why the rest of the world has not eliminated the US yet is beyond me. And why is there a website for people to complain to about their fast food restuarants. If all you people would take these complaints to the company...not the restaurant...instead of wasting your time here...maybe you could make a fuckin' difference. Didnt think of that did ya??

-- Nannette (earth408@cs.com), August 29, 2002.

Like the food I just don't want to work there. Not an "I wouldn't" work there, I know I might well do but if I did work there I'd want to give customers good food. Personally I agree (sorry guys) that burger king is certainly the best main stream burger chain we have in the UK.

-- Benjamin Hughes (Lurline@ Lycos .co.uk), September 06, 2002.

Well i might as well get my two cents in. I have never had a ptoblem with Burger King until today. I stopped in on myway home from shopping in Ashtabula , Ohio at the Burger King on Prospect Avenue. I wanted to order 4 of the King Supremes that are on special for 2 for $2. I figured I could eat 2 on the way home and have 2 later for supper. . i ordered 4 King Supremes from the casheir w'o the sauce . She informed me that her manager had instituted a policy that all King Supremes had to be sold with the sauce on them. I said "but i buy them at all the other Burger Kings since they come out with this sandwhich without the sauce". I then said, to her , while looking behind her at the sandwhich rack,which was empty, "then you must have them already made up". She said no , we have to make them up. I asked her "then why couldn't I have them w/o the sauce since it was not already on them". She turned to the lady sanding behind her , who was evidently the manager and said" it's your call". this lady said "it's our policy that they must have sauce on them in order to get them. i said ok put the Sauce on them "and then the Geico commercial crossed my mind where the guy says to the waiktress "oh, i didn't want Mayo and she takes the sandwhich bread and scrapes it off on the table", i'll just scrape it off on ytour wall, which i had no intention of doing. anyway they made the sandwhiches, put them in a bag and I paid and left. End of story, right . Well not exactly. See, I am a diebetic, and the sauce has to much sugar in it for my body to be able to handle it. I could not eat any of them on the way home an d i knew that they had put the sauce on the buns, so I had to stop at a grocery store and get a packagre of buns. Then i went home disassebled the now soggy sandwhiches and threw the sodden buns lettuce , which there was only a little of and the lonly slice of sodden pickle and one oniopn ring away and used my own items to rebuild them. Now i ask you should I have had to do this? Hasn't their motto and jingle been for years "Have it your way". I was so disgusted that i came on the internet to see if i could find the name of their CEO to send him a registered letter of complaint, but find I am unable to do so yet. I hope that not to many others of you have to put up with not having it your way, even though it may make you seriously ill.

-- kenneth van kirk (kevk1939@suite224.net), September 07, 2002.

did you bother to tell the cashier that you where diebetic, NO, you didn't did you. well theres your answer! our rules state that we can only change 3 items on a product and if its on speacil(which yours was) we cant change it at all cos to do so would change the promotion (was the promotin "any" 2 for $2, no it was 2 for $2 on King Supremes)

and as for this guy...

-- DRC (No@way.com), July 26, 2002

you try working an 8 hour shift in front of a flaming broiler and then try and tell me the burgers are not flamed grilled, that thing is about 500 degrees in the centre.

Nannette (earth408@cs.com), August 29, 2002

"Goes to show that Americans are stupid, lazy and cant think for themselves. Why the rest of the world has not eliminated the US yet is beyond me." I think I love you for this quote.

where are you from?

-- Neil Arundel (airhandle@hotmail.com), September 07, 2002.

We are sorry about our burgers and fries tasting so bad but unfortunately we dont have any energy to work hard so there a few staff because to get our energy back we go in the kitchen behind and suck on each others cocks coz the toilets are too small.

i know its not a nice thing but everyone at burger king has to do it, man or woman suck cocks all day under the table where customers are being served thats why we look awfull with no energy and the food tastes bad

-- Andrew Pitzwereltz (manager@burger.king), September 12, 2002.

Where am I from? Well, I just happen to be one of those stupid, lazy Americans who can't think for themselves. And pretty soon we may just get what we deserve from the rest of the world yet. No one is going to be worrying about their burgers from Burger King so much since good ol' Bush has opened his big mouth, spewing his ignorance. We may soon find ourselves in the midsts of a very real war. So, who cares about your BURGERS. Feel lucky that you have fast food restuarants and your not eating a cold can of beans that was dropped from an airplane 3 freakking years ago.

-- Nannette (earth408@cs.com), September 13, 2002.

Im gay

-- John Couzins (johncouzins@hotmail.com (My New Email)), September 23, 2002.

i love paul vis, i want to lick bbq off his mouth. there is some1 at work called danny brag and i love him to i want to suck the farts out of his ass hole

-- ross "bross" (ross@little_ugly_fat_women.com), September 23, 2002.

hi i used to have one tint but i had to take it off cos my boyfriend james moore told me he would not screw my ass unless i got it removed p.s if you have never sucked off a horse you dont no what u r missing if u done belive me ask ross-a-tron he knows what i am talking about

-- Jamie Sykes (one_tint@i_fuck_horses.com), September 30, 2002.

I luv maccy D's

-- Big Sloth (Gary_the_sloth@McDonalds.com), September 30, 2002.

What the fuck is the matter with you fucking idiots?I am a Buger King employe.Why are u stpid ass people gonna bitch about your food.I think you people should learn how to order.I always repeat my orders and sometime people go well i didint get this.Well I DID REPEAT I TO YOU TWICE SHALL I SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.YOU ARE A CRACK HEAD!Buger King at least the one I work at,it the cleanest fast food place around!Go Bitch about,aww the fries are nasty and so is the food.I paid to much!How bout all you people who bitch about buger king,and i have to take all thier shit.Go Fuck your self!Im so tired of taking all this shit!GO SUCK A DICK!

-- Unknown (platinumprp9@aol.com), October 05, 2002.

UMMMM PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE A CLASS CALLED <(*HOW TO ORDER 101*)>

Stop bitching!ummm i said no pickels!Um I REPEATED IT FOR YOU!How about You go play hide and go fuck yourself!

-- (PLATINUMPRP9@AOL.COM), October 05, 2002.

i work at burger king in northern ireland and i love it. burger king is cool

-- Aark Alcorn (splurbus@hotmail.com), October 08, 2002.

FOR YOU SPINELSS WEEPING FUCKS DISSIN' THE USA, WATCH THE FUTURE UNFOLD. YOUR SPINELESS FUCKS WOKE THE SLEEPING GIANT WITH 9/11. WE BAILED YOU EURO FAGS OUT TWICE WHEN THE HUNS HAD YOU ON YOUR KNEES. NOW ALL YOU DO IS SPIT AT US. YOU'D ALL BE GOOSESTEPPIN TO A NAZI FLAG IF IT WASN'T FOR US. NOW THE SAND NIGGERS ARE KILLIN US, AND YOU CALL US AGRESSORS. IF YOUR NOT OUR FRIENDS, YOUR OUR ENEMY. WE'RE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND NOW WERE GOINF TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. ASK IRAQ A YEAR FROM NOW IF THEY THINK WE'RE LAZY. GET READY FOR A POUNDIN' MATES. THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

-- KILLER (GIJOE@YOURASSISGRASS.GOV), October 11, 2002.

Maybe I'm confused here, but I thought this was a hate bk site. What the hell are you people talking about? Do you people understand the whole proof reading concept? I don't think you do. You people suck. All of you. BK rocks! Yeah!

-- Louisiana (bk_rocks@hotmail.com), October 11, 2002.

I Love Burger King-seriously, I do.

-- rock (ilovebk@yahoo.com), October 11, 2002.

I like stickin the french fries down my pee hole.

hey BK

-- pee pee face (pee@hole.net), October 11, 2002.

FOR YOU SPINELSS WEEPING FUCKS DISSIN' THE USA, WATCH THE FUTURE UNFOLD. YOU GUTLESS FUCKS WOKE THE SLEEPING GIANT WITH 9/11. WE BAILED YOU EURO FAGS OUT TWICE WHEN THE HUNS HAD YOU ON YOUR KNEES. NOW ALL YOU DO IS SPIT AT US. YOU'D ALL BE GOOSESTEPPIN TO A NAZI FLAG IF IT WASN'T FOR US. NOW THE SAND NIGGERS ARE KILLIN US, AND YOU CALL US AGRESSORS. IF YOU'RE NOT OUR FRIENDS, YOU'RE OUR ENEMY. WE'RE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND NOW WERE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. ASK IRAQ A YEAR FROM NOW IF THEY THINK WE'RE LAZY. GET READY FOR A POUNDIN' MATES. THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

-- EAT SHIT SOON (EDIT@FUCKYOU.NET), October 11, 2002.

Ive worked at bk for 19 yrs, and Ive either heard or seen it all, and yes Im a manager, I dont know about other bks, but at mine we have had the same employees basically for years,and Ive seen some of you at the dt window , Ive taught all my employees to smile and respond properly, and to just THINK ( you know you are an arrogant bast--d)it sure helps when the UGLIES COME THROUGH!!

-- Darleen Kemp (lupine@gulftel.com), October 15, 2002.

Ive worked at bk for 19 yrs, and Ive either heard or seen it all, and yes Im a manager, I dont know about other bks, but at mine we have had the same employees basically for years,and Ive seen some of you at the dt window , Ive taught all my employees to smile and respond properly, and to just THINK ( you know you are an arrogant bast--d)it sure helps when the UGLIES COME THROUGH!! !

-- Darleen Kemp (lupine@gulftel.com), October 15, 2002.

A Forum about Burger King french fries???? No wonder that Americans have the reputation to be the most ignorant people in the world.

-- John Miller (netcentre50@hotmail.com), October 21, 2002.

I've been working at Bk for alomst 4 years and a lot of crazy shit has happened to me and other crew members. Like one time, I was closing and working DT..right in the middle of a rush, this drunk guy decides to stand in front of the window and pull a gun on me and another girl who was helping me at the time. This guy was mad cuz we wouldnt serve him without a vehicle. Luckily, nothing happend cuz a customer waiting for his food in the DT called the cops and that scared him off. What the hell is wrong with people these days?? Is it really nesessary to pull guns on innocent people and threaten their lives just cuz you want a whopper?? Give me a break..

-- Steph B. (babygurl_690@hotmail.com), October 23, 2002.

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-- steve (mutz_nuts@hotmail.com), October 27, 2002.

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-- steve (mutz_nuts@hotmail.com), October 27, 2002.

My complaint is to a specific Burger King. At the "unit" on Iron Springs Road in Prescott, Arizona, my son was served french fries that had staples in them. We retuned to the store and found out that they were aware that this could have happened because one of the employees was chasing another shooting staples with a staple gun but they didn't know that any got in the food. I have returned to this store and also called approx. 5 times now only asking for an apology, not asking for money or free food, just wanting someone to say "gee, that sure should't have happened, I'm sorry". I've spoken to three managers so far and they all told me that this complaint had been sent to the "big guy", some boss in Phoenix, and that even a simple apology was out of their hands and that they were sure someone would be calling us soon. To that end my comment is that I'm blown away that a complaint potentially this serious would not have been addressed in some way.

-- Russell Hoover (cvmaggie@northlink.com), October 27, 2002.

I have worked at Burger King for 15 years. I am a General Manager. I have some things to say. First the fries, yes it was customer opinion that changed our fries. In fact we changed them, changed back to the original ones, then back to the new ones again because customers complained when we reverted back to the original ones. It was a pain in the butt for us, we had to throw away our stock, watch every employee to be sure they were using the right color boxes to ensure you the consumer got the product you voted was the best. Speed of service, we have 3 very little minutes to serve you. Have you ever tried to prepare a perfect 10 ounce whopper? It is something you must learn, it truly is a skill mastered by few. While you are thinking about geting that Whopper right, you must remember to throw away the old fries so you can dump and salt the new one (4grams of salt per pound). Now remember peak lunch you are serving 500 customers every hour, your kitchen is 90*, the person standing behind that broiler is exposed to the 375* broiler for about 6 hours straight. I might suggest the next time you go to Burger King you leave whatever has already pissed you off in the car. Try telling the person waiting on you "Thank You", wether you believe it or not they have earned it.

-- Nicole Newton (Prissie95@qol.com), November 02, 2002.

Yanks are fat and they complain about everything. "i ate 400 whoppers and i got fat, i hate you burger king" "my fries were cold and it almost killed me" "i ordered a shitty whopper but i was to fat and lazy to return it" "WE'RE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND NOW WERE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS" - what a tough young man...dont hurt me please....please...

-- Fucky McFuckwank (getfucked@fuck.fuck), November 03, 2002.

i love it when people who dont work there say things like "i know for a fact burgers are not flamed grilled because an angel instilled the knowledge into me one time when i had a dream". if you worked there you'd know there is a Flame Grill and also Mr Brazilian Meat Man..if you read the sides of the boxes the meat is packaged in, they clearly read "100% Pure Australian Beef" (yes i work in an australian resturant) so how about thinking about the fact that you dont even friggin work there and perhaps MAYBE...POSSIBLY...the employee might just know a little bit MORE about what goes on behind the front counter.. dickheads

-- .. (...@...com), November 03, 2002.

Fast food is not good for your health but it is good for our business.Burger king lie about there burgers ad , anyways we know you all will come to eat our food anyways ! so keep coming and we will lie more and moren to promote . Thank you ..

-- Sleeping Star (scooby2uesday@yahoo.com), November 04, 2002.

BIO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, NUCLEAR WEAPONS, FIRE BOMBINGS, DEAD CHILDREN: IT'S ALL FOR YOU EURO TRASH. CAN'T WAIT TO GUT YOUR MOTHER.

-- Professor Pain (Professor@university.edu), November 04, 2002.

I used to work at a burger king and I know exactly how they treat their customers.I have seen them drop burgers on the floor pick it up dust it off and cook it anyway. I also understand it can be hectic work during lunch rush but if you can't handle it find another job. Every one is ot suited for working with the public. So if you dont like working and getting bitched at for getting an order wrong find a new job there are always paper delivery but if you can't make a sandwich right or a drink right what makes you think you can remember what house and where on porch to put the paper or then remember to collect hteir payment and hterefore your check. but all fastfood restaraunts are bad about screwing up an order and instead of saying i am sorry her let me make it right they cop an attitude like they are right and we are wrong. i still work with the public and if our service isnt right or they don't like it, it is free or we make it right.

-- APRIL (reynol695@aol.com), November 06, 2002.

Get some skills people. Bottom line thus... If you don't like it, don't keep going back. Go into any restaurant (BK or $1000 a head) in a bad mood, and you will not enjoy yourself!

-- Simone (Lucifuge_Rocofal@msn.com), November 08, 2002.

BK does not believe in customer service. When I went in to complain about a bacon cheesebuger that BK omittted the bacon I was told that they are a Franchise and if I had a problem I should have checked before I left the store what an attitude for a $0.10 error,If I want fast food it will not be BK.

-- wayne kol (wfkolar@yahoo.com), November 10, 2002.

THE BURGER KING IN MANSFIELD LA. SUCKS THE SPEED OF SERVICES IS VERY SLOW . CREW MEMBER ARE KIDS AND PLAYS A LOT.THE FOOD IS NASTY.THE BURGERS BE BURNT. THE CREW MEMBERS ARE RUDE

-- Annette Benton (sweetebonii@aol.com), November 11, 2002.

bk rules. and u who say dont smell really bad. and killer if that is his real name and eat shit soon. are great guys or gals.

-- charlie bk rules (aaronme1900@aol.com), November 15, 2002.

Steve Frost is a Paedophile

-- Steve Frost is a Paedophile (mutznuts_@hotmail.com), November 15, 2002.

I must sy that i went 2 burger KIng on tueday and it was generally nice what are you smackheads talkin about you must av fucked up tastebuds

-- smackhead (02fellol@stourbridge.ac.uk), November 21, 2002.

Q. Why dont Burger King have a complaints or suggestions bit on there website?

-- Steve (Steve9091uk@aol.com), November 26, 2002.

Burger King used to have great food, used to have good service and used to get your order right, hell I worked for them 26 years ago. Now they need to just fold up the tent and call it quits. They fail at every aspect of fast food and service. No other chain has failed me like they have. those fries are the worst.

-- Harley Cox (hcox3rd@cox.net), December 02, 2002.

I am working on a report about fast food resteraunts and how they contribute to industial pollution with all their un-needed packaging. I fell upon this site and am truly amazed with how unhappy all you folks are. You probably beat you spouse, lost your job, started doing drugs and need counceling now, and it's all burger king's fault! Meanwhile, atleast BK doesn't get their meat from south america and their chicken fingers aren't pink ang grey marble suprise on the inside. Also I would like to add that why McD's fries are much better and has soup, BK has better food with less fat. I mean, their burgers actually resemble a real burger, they have more sauces including RANCH,and chili. that means you can skip the extra value meal, order chicken tenders w/ ranch, a bowl of chili (off the doller menu) and a water for 2bucks. It's a pretty good meal, you can add some of the ice cubes from your water into the chili, plus it's a lot less fat than a burger anyways. Um, so now that i found my peace, I hope you all find yours. And try bullshitting w/ employees rather than ordering them around, that's what I did, and now I have a really good acid connection!

-- myachi (myachisun@aol.com), December 02, 2002.

They suck period

-- Dustin Mihajlovich (dust488@cs.com), December 09, 2002.

I work at that crap place FOR 2 YEARS and I think that the managers should stop taking drugs and GET ON WITH THEIR FUCKING JOB, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU BASTARDS SHOULD STOP SHOUTING AT ME TO GO FASTER WHEN YOU PROBABLY CANT EVEN SEE ME BEACAUSE YOU ARE SO DRUGGED UP I WORK HARD AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WORK IS YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS I KNOW MY CONTRACT VERY WELL AND AS LONG AS YOU HAVE NO PROOF IT IS ME THAT IS WRITING THIS ABOUT BURGER KING FRIAR STREET IN READING YOU CANT GET ME................ALSO EVERYONE DONT EAT THERE THE FOOD IS UP TO 2 WEEKS PAST ITS SELL BY DATE YOU CANT GET ME IM INVINCIBLE LOVE ME

-- YOU KNOW WHO I AM BUT CANT PROVE IT (nottelling@ANYONE.com), December 09, 2002.

I WAS JUST ANNOYED WITH MYSELF AND TAKING IT OUT ON OTHERS IGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID ABOUT BURGER KING IT IS A GREAT PLACE WITH GREAT PEOPLE I LOVE BURGER KING AND ALL THE PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH IT

-- YOU KNOW WHO I AM BUT CANT PROVE IT (nottelling@ANYONE.com), December 09, 2002.

hi i like burger king it is a great place and the food is very nice

-- 111111111111111111111 (andrewh121212@hotmail.com), December 09, 2002.

STOP COMPLAINING AND JUST DONT EAT THERE IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SERVICE OR FOOD! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER, THAN CREATE A WORLD-WIDE FAST FOOD CHAIN AND SEE IF YOU CAN PUT THEM OUT OF BUSSINESS. BUT IF YOU DONT WANT TO TRY TO BEAT THEM, THAN STOP COMPLAINING.

-- alex pacmer (mysteryman_20@hotmail.com), December 09, 2002.

A PERSONAL CONFESSION OF AN EX BK EMPLOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i had burger fall onto floor at closing, was told by manager to place it onto bun anyway. Did so.

Would YOU eat there?

didnt think so

-- BK XXXXXXXXXXXX (an@ex.employee), December 10, 2002.

i only want to sey that not bk is the only one who have some bad thing every thing in this world is not complieted so don`t all of you be mad life is wonderful so enjoy it

-- jack kilmer (mrz5@yahoo.com), December 11, 2002.

I think Burger King is like most fast food places. There are some that are good most of the time and others that are bad most of the time. I live in Deltona FL and my experience is that the Burger King here is good most of the time. My main complaint would be that the food is cold at times. Last week I was in Titusville and went to the new Burger King on Highway 405. The whopper and the fries were both cold. I travel in a motor home about 6 months out of each year and travel a lot of the country. I find that most of the time the food and service is good but there are those other times. I must say that I have encountered the same problems in family restaurants (Denny's-- Perkins--Shoney"s--I-Hop--Cracker Barrell--Bennigan's--and others). Perhaps there could be better quality control--I believe the local manager is the key to the operation. Bob Williams

-- Bob Williams (wrobert607@aol.com), December 13, 2002.

I would love to share this with the main BK office but have no way of doing this. So many people complain but compliment come on a site like this. We are BK Lovers. My husband loves burgers. We do not like ANY FOOD from anywhere that is OVERCOOKED. I would like to tell you about OUR BK at I-75/US90 Lake City FL. We eat at BK every day for lunch. Since we like our burgers and fries and onion rings NOT OVERCOOKED we come in at 11:00 AM to avoid the Rush. By the way, this is an older but CLEANEST BK we have ever been in. The Owners of this store (as well as at least 15 other stores in this area) want us to have our BK our way. This includes the district manager, Patty, the General Manager at this store, and all the employees that work very hard to make sure that our food is cooked the way we want it.

We get good food (almost) all the time. If it is not good, they are ready and willing to remake it for us. We always tell them how our food was. I ALWAYS TELL ONE OF THE MANAGERS THAT IT WAS GOOD TODAY. IF THEY ARE BUSY I CALL OUT THE MANAGER'S NAME AND GIVE THEM THE SIGN THAT IT WAS REALLY GOOD. We appreciate our BK .

Management has a lot to do with how you get your burger. We get good burgers in other BK's but you can tell when they want you to be happy. We do warn them that if it is not good they will get it back. Again we tell them when it is good before we leave the store. We are kind even when we have a complaint. We treat others as we would want to be treated. I would like to remind the employees that they are working by the hour. Do what your are told to do with a smile on your face. It is not demeaning to sweep the floors and clean the toilets. People see the results of your job more than they see the results from what a cashier does. I do think it is rude of a customer to come in at noon to use the rest rooms and not make a purchase!

We are the couple that gives out Candy4Jesus. We give a piece of Jesus Candy to each employee every day. Keep up the good work BK and remember when someone is giving you a hard time, your smiling attitude may change their attitude to the better. A kind word goes far! In Christ Love.

Candy4Jesus - Jesus Loves You and so do we!

-- Judy Clark (myemail@surfbest.net), December 17, 2002.

THE BK IN MY AREA CLOSED THIS WEEK GOOD THE PROPERTY VALUES MAY GO UP AND FOOD AND SERVICE SUCKED

-- ANTHONY HUNTER (WWW.ROUGHRYDER0000@AOL.COM), December 17, 2002.

To All Those Idiots,

Learn how to order right or even better try to work at BK for a day to see how you make fools out of yourself when you come back to bitch. If I knew where you work then I would come in just to bitch at you about your work and see how you like it !!!!!!

-- megs (mehnaz23@yahoo.com), December 22, 2002.

WHY DO POEPLE SIT HERE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW BK IN RUN, IF YOU DON';T LIKE THE PLACE. NOT GO THERE, SOME SAID THE FOOD IS ALL OFF I WORK AT A BK AND NOT ONCE IN MY WHOLE TIME OF WORKING THERE HAVE WE EVER SOLD SOME THING THAT WAS OUT OF DATE!!JUST BEACUSE ONE STORE IS BAD DOSN'T MEAN THEY ALL ARE, YOU SHOULDN'T JUST JUDGE ON YOUR LOCAL STORE. IR YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN STAY AT HOME AND COOK YOUR OWN FOOD, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME IN TO YOUR JOB AND SAT THERE AND BITCH ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING. AND DON'T JUST YELL AT US THE CREW AND MANGERS WE GET TOLD HOW TO DO EVERY THING BY HEAD OFFICE, SO DONT YELLL AT ME. BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS NOT MUCH, WHAT CAN I DO???? I CAN';T JUST GIVE IT TO YOU FOR LESS, I DON'T THINK SO IT GOSE IN TO THE COMPUTER THEN I PRESS A BUTTON I CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE PRICE ON IT. DON'T BITCH ABOUT THE MANGERS NOT DOING ANYTHING BECAUSE THERE THE ONES ARE DOING THE MOST IN THE PLACE, THEY HAVE TO RUN AROUNG LISTEN TO POEPLE WHO ARE GETTING PAID TO DO THERRE JOBS AND NOT DOING THEM TO TO THERE JOBS, THEY HAVE TO TO DEAL WITH ALL YOUR COMANIES, COUNT THINGS, BABY SIT THE CREW. I THINK YOUS REALLY DON;T KNOW HOW HARD IT REALLY IS TO WORK IN A BK WITH ALL YOU POEPLE COMANIES, I THINK YOUS SHOULD JUST DEAL WITH IT WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, WE HAVE JUST DID 300/500 ODERS BEFORE YOU, SORRY IF WE MIS ONE BURGER, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME BAD AND ASK FOR...

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, SO LEAVE AS ALONE AND STOP COMPANIES, GET \\A LIFE, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME BITCHING AND ACTALLY THINK OF WHAT \PPPPPPOOEPLE LIKE ME ARE GOING THROUGH..................

-- - ('foo@bar.com'), December 23, 2002.

you bitch at us when the food takes soooo long but the bitch at us when it looks like shit!!!

-- eqoiuhfqef (towqeyiryqewi@alo.com), December 23, 2002.

OMG...Did someone just write that working at BK is hard?? LMFAO!!!! That's pretty pathetic. You better play the lottery and hope to God, Allah AND Buddha that you win. I'm worried about the future of the USA because of these kids that work at fast food joints. First of all, their parents and the store managers should be bound and beaten for not teaching these little kids respect. As an employee at any job, you should treat every customer with respect. I was in a Booger King 3 days ago and in a hurry to get back to work. I was one of only 3 customers in the store. I had to wait over 5 minutes to order because the employees were goofing off. It seemed that the girl working the register (let's call her Shaniqua) was more worried about what LaQuanda, Latrell and Tyrone (her co-workers) were doing after work than in selling me food and making money for the company and store which pay her bills. Once she finally got to me to take my order, I got an attitude like I was bothering her. I wanted to slam my Whopper dead in her face, but I'm above that now. 5 years ago, that jigaboo bitch would have had a face full of burger. All I'm saying is that people need to take a little pride in what they do, regardless of what it is. You are representing your company. Pray to God that none of you Burger King employees EVER work for me. You think flipping dead cows on a grill is hard? Oh yeah, and dumping fries & mopping is difficult, too. Once you get a real job, you'll see what I mean. Come put an application in at my company so I can show you what a hard job is. Come work for me. You're working in candyland compared to what I do. If you work at a BK and you think it's hard, you're in for a rude awakening once you hit the real world.

-- (BKsux@aol.com), December 23, 2002.

Oh, BTW... whoever wrote the post a few sections above this one, don't apply at my place of business. You can't even use English properly. Ever heard of context? How about punctuation? Look them up if you don't know what they are. Better yet, have a friend or family member read the definition to you. I wouldn't want to see you waste 6 hrs. of your "busy" day looking up 2 simple words.

-- (BKsux@aol.com), December 23, 2002.

i just wanna say that burger king really stinks their burgers taste like plastic and id rather eat out of atrash can than to go there and have a burger it sucks

-- (jlc724@hotmail.com), December 23, 2002.

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-- (boogie@sherm.com), December 24, 2002.

After an unpleasent experence at a local BK I had full intentions of leaving feedback at the BK Corp. website only to find a rather rude message of not excepting feedback by E-mail. As most of you know they don't even provide a toll free customer service number. It is very apparent the BK Corp. is not in the slightest bit interested in their customers nor improving their business. I have no intention of ever returning to BK again which is to bad for future BK employees. What I would have purchased in future years deducts from someone's wages. BK Corps total lack of balls to take the heat by not excepting feedback is the last straw as far as I'm concerned. Larger companies then BK have fallen.

-- Terry Bullard (t@t.com http://www,terrybullard.com), January 05, 2003.

How is it that BK can run a national advertising campaign for a 99 cent whopper, but when I go to my local BK there is a sign at the entrance saying "sorry, we are not participating in the 99 cent whopper promotion". How do they get away with this? As someone said in a previous post, the BK website does not accept e-mail. I won't do business there any more. There are too many other choices for me to do business with a deceptive company. (just my 99 cents worth :-).

-- Ralph Grubb (wallely@cox.net), January 07, 2003.

i would just love to tell there headquarters what i think of there ashland,ohio puck resaurant. cuz the shit aint made fresh especially with the 99 whopper. so if ony one has there email address let me know

-- rodney (rodneyfowler@zoominternet.net), January 08, 2003.

All of you kids are gay because you dont like "Burger King"!

-- Jack Stone (www.X Danny Poo X@ aol.com), January 09, 2003.

I use to work at burger king, and it is hard to satisfy everyone's wants. so i agree with everyone about that. but i also agree with the people who say that the food sucks. cuz it does, you should see how its made.

-- Nancy Heneck (dababe1602@yahoo.com), January 10, 2003.

i work for burger king and have for nearly 10 years ,now you think i,m sad but the money is good when you get to management , you should try organising a group of children to produce a product that is of a high quality to members of the public who can't waite to see you fail so they can ring and complain and claim a free meal and you receive no thanks for trying .the peple behind the counter are real, althogh we do sound like robots and all have spots from the greasy air so i ask you to direct your complaints at the organisation and not the guy on the front counter as he does try

-- geea storm (geea@hotmail.com), January 16, 2003.

please remember the person that serves you can do anything to you food so please be nice

-- geea (geea@hotmail.com), January 16, 2003.

Burger king has had poor quality food and Very poor SERVICE for over 15 years now. I have known very few people who will even subject themselves to the smell of this establishment. And this is in three states that I have lived in (California,Arizona,& Washington). Why is it that every burger king that you go into you do not get it your way. It seems that they always get it wrong, and the flavor sucks. You would think that after this many years of getting it wrong they would work to get it right. And the commercials suck too!

-- D. Hamilton (donproart@hotmail.com), January 25, 2003.

i just want to get this off my chest. i thought i worked for burgerking of gainesville, texas, 76240. they now tell me that i'm not on the schedule and that they don't know anything else about my status as an empoyee. what happened ? i don't know if i'm fired or what. I haven't been given an explanation about anything other than that " i'm not on the schedule. " can anyone help me ? is there a regional supervisor that can help me sort this out ? i deserve some reply to my inquiries from the gainesville ,tx. branch. will anyone from burgerking corporate help me ? thank you. jamie jenkins.

-- jamie jenkins (maam922000@yahoo.com), January 26, 2003.

BURGERKING SUCKS!!BIG IN THE ASS! THEY HAVE THE WORST FOOD AND THE WORST EMPLOYEES. lAST MONTH I WENT TO THE BURGER KING IN SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA ON 6TH AND MISSION (all the emoloyees were hispanic hoes dum fucks)AND THEY GAVE ME A CHEESEBURGER THAT WAS FRIED NOT BROILED LIKE BURGERKING IS SUPPOSE TO AND I THINK IT WAS A FEW DAYS OLD TO SO I WENT TO COMPLAIN AND THE DUM HO SAID IT WAS BROILED BUT COME ON! I THINK THE TASTE IS DIFFERENT WHEN ITS PREHEATED IN THE MICORWAVE WHICH IT WAS AND IT WAS FRIED WHICH IT WAS ALSO AND NOT BROILED PLUS THEY CHARGE FOR EXTRA SUGAR 15 CENTS! COME ON!!WHAT A BUNCH OF WETBACKS!BUT THAT WAS MY LAST TIME GOING INTO THAT CRAPPY BURGER KING THATS FOR SURE!BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT DO U EXPECT THERE A TON OF HISPANIC DUM HOES WORKING WITH NOT SUPERVISION P.S IMMIGRATION DEPORT THEM BACK TO THEIR PLACE OR ORIGIN NOW!!! AND SHUT DOWN ALL BURGER KING RESTAURANTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF U LIKE BURGER KINGS U LIKE EATING SHIT!

-- john dibbiy (doublebasepedals@yahoo.com), January 31, 2003.

i have worked 4 burger king Australia 4 nearly 2 years now and we get our burgers out in under 3 minutes for every order even though u dick heads who cant take a bit of salad or sauce want off but dont tell any one or tell us when we finished the burger its your fault were slow so pull ur finger out ur ass and get a life knob jockey

-- ????????? (i_think_im_here@hotmail.com), February 02, 2003.

i have worked 4 burger king Australia 4 nearly 2 years now and we get our burgers out in under 3 minutes for every order even though u dick heads who cant take a bit of salad or sauce want off but dont tell any one or tell us when we finished the burger its your fault were slow so pull ur finger out ur ass and get a life knob jockeys

-- ????????? (i_think_im_here@hotmail.com), February 02, 2003.

while the turmoile continues. I have a friend that works at a burger king, and the sign at the door says,(benefits) everyone should read them and ask the employee that is serving them if they are getting benefits.The signs on the door should read (if you are stupid you should apply and serve these stupid people because they are paying me not you the (worker)).no benefits.no sick days.no holidays paid.no vacations. no bullshit.IF ANYONE READS THIS THEY SHOULD RUN THE OTHER WAY FROM B.K.No one should go thruogh a year of being nice to the public and serving whith a smile without BENEFITS!. THANKS FOR READING

-- derek eyre (tracey2derek@aol.com), February 03, 2003.

You people are retarded!!!! If you dont like fast food then dont buy it. I think that if you have time to post notes on the internet on how horrible it is then you have time to make food yourself!!!! They call it fast food for a reason morons!! It is common knowledge that it is greasy and fattning. Get used to it!!!!!

-- Pat McGroin (upyourass@sux.com), February 06, 2003.

Whats the deal with the people at Burger King? I stopped by my local BKs this morning - there wasn’t a soul in there & they still managed to give me the wrong order - And to add insult to injury I realized they gave me the wrong change too - I think whats even more interesting is that when you bring back something because its wrong you don’t get an apology for inconveniencing you - in fact I got quite an attitude I know BK's is not a "real restaurant" - but wouldn’t it be nice if they atleast tried to make a decent showing?

-- Peter T (PeterT411@aol.com), February 07, 2003.

first i would just like to congradulate pat on his wonderfull commment... secondaly... i don't know were you guys go to eat burger king but i just hope that your not makeing some steriotype about the crummy service that you get. i worked at a burger king and if you think that being the client at one of these places sucks, just wait 'till you've worked there. maybe when you have 15 peeple waiting to get there special little whopper with extra-mayo and no ognions you wont realy feel like smile to the the persone that comes back with there what ever they got to say that it's not just like they wanted. just because the company makes some bull shit clame that doesn't mean that it's possible for the worker to actualy do it. it's like the company thinks that everone take prozac all day and that every goes on smothly. the truth is that there are so many things that can go wrong in a fast food restaurant ( the grill is fucked, some one didn't come in to work, the heater is busted...) lets just say that it's not as easy as it looks... or even as you think it is. any way why don't you just stop eating there altogether and stop giving your money to these corprate peices of shit and then you wont have to complain about the crummy food... and god forbid you could loose some weight!!

-- paul J (raisin_brand@hotmail.com), February 09, 2003.

THE ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE IN HERE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT BITCH ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES BITCHIN ABOUT HOW BURGER KING SUCKS! AND THIS ESPECIALLY GOES THAT DUM ASS -- derek eyre (tracey2derek@aol.com WITH THIS QUOTE "The signs on the door should read (if you are stupid you should apply and serve these stupid people because they are paying me not you the (worker)).no benefits.no sick days.no holidays paid.no vacations. no bullshit.IF ANYONE READS THIS THEY SHOULD RUN THE OTHER WAY FROM B.K.No one should go thruogh a year of being nice to the public and serving whith a smile without BENEFITS!. HEY IDIOT IF THEY DONT HAVE ANY BENEFITS THEN WHY IN THE HELL DO THEY WORK AT BURGER KING ANYWAYS, IF THEY STILL WORK THERE WITHOUT HAVING ANY BENEFITS AND THEY KNOW IT THEN THAT JUST SHOWS HOW STUPID ALL BURGER KING EMPLOYEES ARE(including you) AND THATS NOT A GOOD REASON TO GIVE BAD SERVICE. derek eyre (tracey2derek@aol.com DONT BE SUCH AN IDIOTIC BASTARD

-- burger king sucks (double_base_pedals@yahoo.com), February 12, 2003.

I have been working for BK for over 10yrs now,,and am now mgmt.If you show respect when you have a complaint then im sure you will get respect back and fix the problem,,dont yell at my staff and make a fool out of yourself,,many customers who see you people taking a fit at the staff actually have apologised that they have to put up with customers abusing them. If you dont like the food then get off your lazy welfare ass and cook your own supper but dont come and abuse us managers or staff !! We make mistakes and are human ,so if you want good service then deserve it dont demand it .Manners go along way!!

-- michi mcsly (michibabe@yahoo.com), February 12, 2003.

UM WHY SHOULD CUSTOMERS HAVE RESPECT FOR BURGER KING EMPLOYEES WHEN THEY HAVE A SHITY ATTITUDE FROM THE MOMMENT A PERSON IS IN LINE AND THEY CHARGE 30 CENTS EXTRA IF YOU WANT ANOTHER PACKAGE OF THAT NASTY CHICKEN TENDER SAUCE OR THEY GIVE YOU A NASTY WHOPPER THAT ISNT EVEN GRILLED AND/OR PREHEATED IN A MICROWAVE.IF YOUR DUM EMPLOYEES HAVE RESPECT INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE THEY HAVE A STICK IN THEIR ASS THEN MAYBE CUSTOMERS WOULDNT SAY BURGER KING HAS THE WORST EMPLOYEES AND MAYBE IF YOU HADENT DROPED YOUR CRAP POT ASS OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL YOU WOULD OF HAD A REAL JOB. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE DOPED UP BITCH IF YOU THINK MANAGING A BURGER KING IS A "JOB" HA!I PITTY YOU:)MANNERS COME ALONG WAY BUT THAT IS SOMETHING THAT YOUR SORRY ASS AND YOUR SORRY ASS STAFF DONT KNOW ABOUT. AND IF YOU MANAGE A BURGER KING?DAM! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN RAISED ON WELFARE!!SO YOU DONT ASPIRE TO MUCH. DUM BITCH!!

-- michi mcsly (michibabe@yahoo.com) sucks burger king dick!!! (michele7720@yahoo.com), February 13, 2003.

OHHH Michele7720,,just had to respond to your comments to the other Michele the Burger King manager that you called uneducated etc. I happen to know fast food managers make very good money and do need a grade 12 to be general manager. Furthermore Michele7720 I counted 4 spelling mistakes in your first 2 sentences to her and not one mistake in Michele-manager. Makes a person know for sure who is the loser here and i know its you. GET AN EDUCATION LITTLE GIRL BEFORE YOU PUT DOWN OTHERS,CASE CLOSED ,,MICHELE7720 LOSES ,,

-- John Soucie (hawks43@hotmail.com), February 17, 2003.

I happen to think Burger King has great food for the amount you have to spend.You get a burger ,salad , pop for 3dollars,,cant go wrong there !!

-- John Soucie (hawks43@hotmail.com), February 17, 2003.

You cant be smart when you think "You get a burger ,salad , pop for 3dollars,,cant go wrong there !!" How stupid are you? and you must be on welfare yourself when you think thats a good deal! dont you know that when you go to burger king and you order a burger ,salad , pop for 3dollars,,you get shit!!so yes you can go wrong! but apperantly you don't have any money to get some real food so have to give your weekly 3 dollars to eat shit!I feel bad for you. And what the hell is pop? looks like you can't spell yourself

-- John Soucie (hawks43@hotmail.com) you must be-- michi mcsly pimp (double_base_pedals@yahoo.com), February 17, 2003.

John Soucie I think the real loser is you. I bet your a bk manager yourself and your just pissed because someone said the truth. I mean, come on all you have is 3 dollers to eat so you cant be earning much. Burger king sucks, their food sucks and their service sucks. Im sure if you save your pennys for being a manager at burger king im sure you can afford real food. Loser!!!

-- Down with burger king! (megs 443(mehnaz23@yahoo.com), February 17, 2003.

did you know that the milkshakes have a sexy secret ingredient? oh yes, chicken fat! to make them so nice and thick, next time your sipping down a nice tasty milkshake think of a chicken on liposuction

-- (mattie85@hotmail.com), February 18, 2003.

John Soucie hawks43@hotmail.com um....the real loser here is you and that other idiot michi mcsly michibabe@yahoo.com you both manage a burger king crap joint so you both have crappy jobs that pay an itty bitty salary therefore, you only have a couple of bucks for a meal, and you dont need a high school diploma to be a manager at burger king!!ha thats freaking funny, Heck they'll make some stupid ass monkey like you and michi mcsly (michibabe@yahoo.com to bee manager after he/she has been working at bk for more or less than 10 years,and as for the pay?lol thats even funnier. I think u spoke for yourself when you said a 3 doller meal was a good value!LOL so burger king ain't paying you to much, and it looks like you cant read either since you didn't notice this is a place to bitch about crappy ass burger king.Go eat a burned whopper. Idot.

-- michele7720 (michele7720@yahoo.com)), February 18, 2003.

You don't even need to graduate middle school to be a bk manager!! HeHe:)

-- **BlackCaliRaver** (great_white_mook@yahoo.com), February 19, 2003.

A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA FOR A MANAGER POSITION A BK??! THAT'S HILARIOUS! THEY'LL JUST HIRE SOMEONE DUM ENOUGH SORRY ASS PERSON AND PAY THEM A LITTLE BIT OVER MINIMUM WAGE. BUT IF SOME MANAGER ACTULLY HAS A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA AND STILL WORKS THERE NOW THAT IS SOMEONE WITH BRAIN SIZE OF A GARBANZO BEAN! IF THEY WERE REALLY SMART THEY WOULD OF GONE TO COLLEGE, TRANSFER TO A 4-YEAR UNIVERSITY AND HAD A REAL JOB INSTEAD OF WORKING AT A ZOO LIKE BURGER KING!!!

-- KisDead (kisdead@freemail.c3.hu), February 19, 2003.

. "I happen to know fast food managers make very good money and do need a grade 12 to be general manager".

LMAO!!THAT IS SO NOT TRUE THAT IS WHY YOU ONLY GOT 3 BUCKS TO EAT!I BET YOUR A MANAGER FOR BURGER KING!MY HEART GOES OUT!

-- burger king sucks (doublebasepedals@yahoo.com), February 19, 2003.

I am amazed at the rude people out there,,,I dont know what the policies in the USA for being a manager but in Canada you do need a grade 12 .As for me eating there for 3dollars its because im a senior citizen ,yes struggling to watch my pennies after retiring from being a General Motors employee for 32yrs(making 70,000 per yr when working ).With aditudes that you Americans have not much wonder other countries blow you people up !!!!!Its a shame though as I know there is a few good Americans out there,,yes just a few!!Michele7720 get hooked on phonics ,case closed once again,your all losers and BK is good food,if you dont like it then dont eat it !

-- JohnSoucie (hawks43@hotmail.com), February 19, 2003.

If you eat burger king food and you think its good? then your the real loser. You old smelly ass fart! no one here actully eats at burger king they just complain but if you were smart you would of already know that!!!!And i highly dought that you made 70,000 a year? HA!If you did you would of had good savings and not watch you pennies so you could eat real food and not eat shit like burger king.Go soak your false teeth old man!!

-- JohnSoucie get your old sorry ass outta here! (smackhead 02fellol@stourbridge.ac.uk), February 21, 2003.

$70,000 A YEAR TO JOHN?WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY THAT OLD GOAT 70,000 BUCKS HE DOSNT HAVE A SENCE GOD GAVE A CABBAGE!!

-- burger king sucks (doublebasepedals@yahoo.com), February 21, 2003.

People People, come on since hes crapadian 70,000 bucks equals about $900.00 in us money so you know that old sticker worked about bk:) canada dry taste nasty anyways!!!

-- (Robert Erwin Safford the Third robbythesaffboywonder@okc.net), February 21, 2003.

Im sorry old man john i meant stincker, Just in case because you know there are such things as typos. Ok now you can go back to eating your 3 day old burned half whopper:)

-- (Robert Erwin Safford the Third (robbythesaffboywonder@okc.net), February 21, 2003.

CASE CLOSED? JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF YOU SOUND LIKE AN OLD STRESSED OUT FART!(which you are)but once again if you think burger king is "good food" or even food if you can call it that, then your the real idiot! AND that is...case closed. And no one here actully eats at burger king exept for a few losers like yourself. So it's preety dum of you to say "if you don't like it don't it"! NO ONE SMART EATS AT BURGER KING IN HERE!!

-- burger king sucks!!! (Michele7720@yahoo.com), February 26, 2003.

Oh and um yea i was talking to John"shit eater"Soucie

-- burger king sucks (Michele7720@yahoo.com), February 26, 2003.

Wow John looks like everybody in here does not likes you:)

-- **BlackCaliRaver** (great_white_mook@yahoo.com), February 26, 2003.

JOHN SOUCIE JUST GO BACK TO EATING YOUR 3-DAY OLD OILY WHOPPER!!K AND DO NOT EVER COME HERE AGAIN, YOU STINK, YOU REEK, YOUR CANADIAN. SO FUCK OFF

-- KICK JOHN SOUCIE OUT OF HERE!! (smackhead 02fellol@stourbridge.ac.uk), February 26, 2003.

lets start and anti-john soucie forum, but wait that old duck is not worth it!!

-- KisDead (kisdead@freemail.c3.hu), February 26, 2003.

What is up I like working at burger king.I wish they would give us a raise instead of $5.50 an hour.It should be $6.50 an hour thank's Matt

-- Matthew (tomcat4u10@juno.com), March 02, 2003.

I havent ever liked burger king, but heard that the food has improved so I gave it a try. I went to the one in Branson missouri and for one it took forever to get my order. The french fries were burnt, hard and cold. The burgers were cold and put together sloppy. Because of this expierience I will never eat at burger king again and will defintely not advise for anyone else to eighter.

-- kimberly paris (paris2120@hotmail.com), March 04, 2003.

BK is Toy Food

-- Bobby Luau (nycbbqzzz@hotmail.comzzz), March 05, 2003.

the worst thing for me is not eating BK food, but what happens afterward in the office when you try holding in the building gas during a conference call. i always let a little seep out in noiseless, controlled bursts, that way it's not as uncomfortable. too much and someone'll be on you like a packhound. the fries are especially troublesome and should just be called instant methane. what i want to know is what happened to the Shaq Attack sandwich? I thought that Shaq was the man who could jam over any man, and then lookout, it's Yao. Ma, what's Hoisin sauce made of anyway?

-- bottybwoi gomez (dan_gomez@yr.com), March 06, 2003.

The Shaq Pack was sis-boom-bangin' the first time i ate it. The processed liquid cheez made the fries taste good for a limited time only. The time that wasnt limited was the oily stool that damn near popped out of my body and ran like an alien everytime I had it. There are claw marks on the porcelain from my after-BK binges... Shaq Attack indeed!

-- Smokey Withers (shaqattaQ@aol.com), March 06, 2003.

O.K.! I admit a little fear at typing this message! I am 27 and married. I have worked at Burger King in Northwest Florida for six years as both employee and what is called a Shift Supervisor. My husband has worked for BK for five years as employee, Shift,Assistant manager and Store Manager.Also, I must add that although this had nothing to do with our original hiring, it does effect our knowledge of BK inner workings, my cousin owns eight BK restraunts. So, I think I might be able to help some of you. First off, rudeness is never acceptable. The rudeness of each individual is to be credited to that individual not the corporation as a whole. That said, you are right in the observation that most employees are sullen, selfish and ignorant teens on their first job. They are paid crap( minimum (sp) wage at best) and have so many labor restriction that they barely WORK. This class of employee is rude and unattentive mainly because they have never been taught social skills; smiling, looking up at the person you are speaking to, pleasant speaking voice, and a helpful attitude. They seem to think that the bored expression they offer their parents, teachers and peers will get them through the rest of their lives. Also, their job is not vital. For adults in this industry,this job pays the bills. We don't work...we don't eat. Not so with teens. Usually their parents make them work.I am not going to even start on the Parents. They are almost worse than their kids. Next, we have promotional inconsistentcies(sp). You are right that the picture of the burger is usually plastic or coated with a toxic paint to make it shine or appear fabulous.We have a target time (under ideal circumstances and with aware management)of three (3) minutes from the time you order your food until the time you are supposed to receive it and drive off or walk away. This means about 30 seconds to make your burger. Not a lot of time to make it pretty. I personally try,but that does little to help those who don't go to my BK. Sorry. Also, you have to remember that each individual BK is owned and operated by different Franchises. Thay have the right to carry different sandwiches or not, different prices and promotions.If the Owner does not want to offer free fries, they don't have to. Again, sorry. Than there is quality or getting the order wrong. First, I have already mentioned the 30 second burger thing. Next, the volume of burgers we make at any time can cause burgers to be missed labeled, rung up wrong or missed bagged. Finally, quite frankly, most people either order wrong or are unaware of what actually comes on the burger they ordered. In either case human error is to blame. Some stores have this problem more than others. Try and find one that gives a hoot. Remember too, that you have every right to get the burger you ordered. Be polite and have your receipt. Make sure that you are ALWAYS given a receipt.Make sure that receipt says exactly what you ordered. Never throw away a receipt until all items have been checked.If you come up with any problems, whether over the phone or face to face,talk only with a Manager. Get this person's name and position. Employees really have no power. If you have a problem. Either call first or come inside. Do not go through drive thru. The manager will be able to dedicate all his mind on you if you are not "blocking his drive". This creates future complaints. The cars behind you willbe getting cold food. If your problem still has not been solved work your way up the chain of command. The Store Manager is the big wig at the store. If they are unhelpful, ask for the district manager, or the franchise headquarters. If this still does not help The BK headquartes are in Miami, Fl. I mentioned franchises before. They have no control over who they order from. So the nasty fries, frying oil, and broiler come from the same manufacturer. If the burgers are coming out too burned they need to turn up the speed of the conveyer belt on the broiler. This runs the frozen meat thru the gas flames. The dripping fat of the burgers causes the flames to flare up. This gives that flame broiled flavor. I personally do not like this flavor. The alternatives are the fried items. Chicken, fish, tenders. I tend to eat a lot of their breakfast. I hope this as helped soem of you. If you need to e-mail me please watch the language. I share this computer with children. Thank you.

-- Rachel Forney (Molinopeach@aol.com), March 17, 2003.

I love the "Western Whopper"

-- Sean (sbagwin@hotmail.com), March 17, 2003.

I HAVE TO ADMIT ... I LOVE WHOPPERS AND THE W-JRS. BUT I CANNOT STAND THE FRIES. WHOMEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO BATTER THEM OR WHATEVER THEY DID, IS SICKENING. THANK GOODNESS IN OUR TOWN BURGER KING & MCDONALDS ARE SIDE BY SIDE, SO I GO GET MY BURGER & DRINK FROM B.K. THEN WHIP THRU MCDONALDS TO GET MY FRIES...I KNOW THAT THEY'RE FRIES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE BAD 4 YA BUT... WHAT THE HAY, WHEN I'M HUNGRY I GET IT MY WAY!!! BY THE WAY BK'S FRIES HAVE A BITTER TASTE INSTEAD OF REAL POTATOES, AND THERE ARE MORE BURGER JOINTS WHO HAVE GONE TO THOSE FRIES BESIDES BK.

-- Dana Holcomb (Dana J Brown @hotmail.com), March 20, 2003.

I think you illiterate monkeys need to stop spending all your time analyzing the "anatomy of a burger", and invest in a few grammar courses....

-- Potsie (toolil2late@msn.com), March 25, 2003.

Last time I ate at Burger King it made me SHIT MA PANTS. I hope you all die.

-- Fuck You (crappants@brownsound.net), April 08, 2003.

I read with amusement your comments about the other writers not applying to your company because they don't know how to spell or punctuate. what are your requirements? blantent racism.

-- mcdonaldsmanager (formerBKmanager@yahoo.com), April 08, 2003.

I try not to eat at Burger King, whenever possible. The Whoppers there give me an upset stomach, more often than not ( I eat them ketchup only !) and will never order the value meals, as I can't stand the "new" fries. They should go back to the original fries

-- Peter Muntean (pjmuntean@cox.net), April 20, 2003.

I read also with amusement the immature people that write to this site.People such as Michelle7720,Smackhead,and others that had the nerve to put down that JohnSoucie for his comments ,they really need to get a life and leave the old man alone.Get to school children!!!

-- Frank (educateslosers@aol.com), April 21, 2003.

HERE IS ANOTHER PROBLEM.. HAS ANYONE EVER NOTICED THAT BURGER KING ONION RINGS AND ONION RING WANNA BE'S. I EVEN CHALLENGED THE CASHIER AT BURGER KING TO FIND ANY HINT OF ONION IN THE ONION RING. SHE PULLED ONE APART AND AGREED WITH ME. IF YOU PEEL BACK THE OUTER FRIED PART, IT APPEARS THAT THERE IS A GELATIN TYPE RING INSIDE AND I HARDLY GOT ANY FLAVOUR OUT OF IT AT ALL. THEY ARE SO PERFECTLY FORMED, YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT REAL ONIONS. IF JACK-IN-THE-BOX AND CARL'S JR. CAN SELL REAL ONION RINGS, WHY CAN'T BURGER KING. IN THE DICTIONARY OF CULINARY FOODS, I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS MISREPRESENTATION. WHO WANTS TO EAT A GELATIN WITH FLAVOURING ON IT. THAT IS WHAT I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT. THIS IS IN ADDITION TO THE REFRIED, REFRIED FRENCH FRIES.

-- Judy Miller (kristibal@yahoo.com), May 01, 2003.

burger king sucks all fast food sucks where the hell can i go online to complain to bk corp. about employees always screwing up order?

-- michael houseman/stockton,ca (acidtrip420ca@lycos.com), May 02, 2003.

mr.burger king needs to give the food away or free coupons

-- leon rafferty (rockymt.preacher@juno.com), May 06, 2003.

I DON'T HAVE A ANSWER BUT I SURE DO HAVE A STATEMENT I WANT TO MAKE ABOUT MCDONALDS. THEIR FRENCH FRIES REALLY SUCK NOW THAT THEY HAVE CHANGED COOKING OILS. BURGER KINGS FRIES WERE BAD BEFORE MAC-D DID THIS BUT NOW I'LL TAKE BURGER KINGS FRIES ANYDAY OVER MCDONALDS. 5-7-03

-- HENERY WETHERBEE (LC@SUBLINE.COM), May 07, 2003.

Aiight Burger King is alot better to me than McDonalds. The Last time I went to McDonalds, i got a sandwich swimming in Mayo to the point where it was soggy. GUAH! Thats sum disgusting SHIT!!! so id rather go to Burger king.

(WENDY'S IS THE BEST ONE OUT THERE!)

-- Charles Jourdan (Mackmastablack@hotmail.com), May 11, 2003.

Okay... my complaints are different. I work at Burger King, but I had something happen that I'm just so PO'ed about, and it's a serious situation.

I had a friend who lives down the road from and works at the same BK I work at, and she had a housefire. She was at work at the time, but fortunately though no one was home, the fire department was there. So, naturally, I called her up at work to let her know of the emergency.

I waited for her at the house, and you want to know what she told me about our Restaurant Manager and Owner, who was working that night? He wouldn't let her off work, or at least, tried to get her to stay. Meedless to say, she left anyway. Now... how, in his conscious and subconscious mind, can he justify the fact that he wouldn't let his employee leave because of a very seriously and dangerous emergency? If the firetrucks are at her house, then she should definitely be away from work, checking up on things. How can one individual act so shallow, yet have no remorse about it? How can he even THINK that he has a conscience?

I understand if people have complaints about BK and other places, and such, but this is beyond being a complaint to me. This is serious. And I don't like knowing that I have a manager who is the head of that restaurant that I work at who only thinks of his employees as slaves whose emergencies don't matter. He should realize that it is reflecting really badly on him. And quite honestly, I can't wait to talk to my friend again and see if I can get her to complain about this. But honestly, in your opinions, is there any excuse for this, whatsoever?

-- ellie young (utahraptor_chick@yahoo.com), May 17, 2003.

To all the hundreds of people who have contributed to this page!

It's you! yes YOU stupid fuckin idiots that keep going to BK, McD, etc. in the hope that it will get better.

If people stop going there, things would improve. You go, they sell you overpriced tasteless shit, they make billions of $$$$.

-- Dave Jones (hopeless@freenet.com), May 28, 2003.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS.........WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING EATING THIS DOG CRAP ANYWAY, AND WRITING ABOUT IT. HERE I AM DOING RESEARCH ON AMERICA'S GROWING PROBLEM WITH OBESITY AND ALL I CAN FIND IF STUPID FAT FUCKS LIKE YOURSELVES NOT ONLY COMPLAINING ABOUT FAST FOOD, BUT OBVIOUSLY EATING A TON OF IT.

-- Danny Schmiles (Dschmiles@hotmail.com), May 28, 2003.

I TAKE THE FRIES AND STICK THEM UP MY ASS. THEN I SHIT THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH CATSUP. THEN I TAKE MORE FRIES AND STICK THEM DOWN MY PECKER. THEN I PISS THEM OUT AND EAT THEM WITH THE SHIT OUT FRIES. THEN I PUKE IT ALL UP AND FEED IT TO MY BROTHER. HE LIKES IT!!!

THEN I DO IT TO YOU.

ME THE FRENCH FRY UP THE ASS GUY

-- Loves French Fries Up My Ass (Friesupthe@ass.NET), January 14, 200

-- You Are A Piece of Shit (Fuckinthrobber@fuckyou.net), May 25, 2002.

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Picture yourself kneeling naked in front of the mayo drippin' hole of the burger queen. Clitoris the size of a grapefruit. Your tongue rough as a cats. then, ever so slowly you give a big ol lick up the middle of that snatch and taste the drippin mayor steamin off that clit, holdin' on to the buns with your grubby little hands and then more licks as the queen she starts to cummin' and when she does she sprays your whole self with a blisterin' blast of hot mayo and BK piss. You shoot straight back and the pastey slippery slime hardens on your body you holler for glory and cum all over yourself. Not the usual stuff or buxx, buy great lathery batches of hot steamy mayo just like what squirted out of the burger queen.

you have arrived, you have been transformed, you are one of us. . .

Bobby the Saff

-- Robert Safford (bobbyboy@saffnut.okc),

-- Lickshit Doc Shitlick (Satt@locknuts.net), May 25, 2002.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Of course theirs hot hot mayo squirted on the jiucy juicy whoppers. Of course the hot drippy mayo has to cum from somewhere. Those pimply punks behind the counters are poisoned with testosterone. They produce gallons of the stuff on a daily basis. Their balls are bloated with that hot hot mayo. Just where the fuck do you think it all cums from you naive spectator. Them boys are whackin' and spankin' them hot dogs all day and night for the burger king. Why do you think they call it Burger King. Cause of the torrential flow of hot hot mayo.

Just lick it off the buns like good puppies and shut your yaps. Your all on your knees anyway suckin' and fuckin' in the back alleys anyway. Eating and slurpin' this shit is your destiny.

Already donated my share,

Bob "the donator" Safford

-- You Suck (yopuddin@sloppycunt.net), May 25, 2002.

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Boy, is that guy pissed off or what? Whew!! I mean, it's just a breakfast right? I croussaint thing, a little sausage, egg and cheese. Not worth hurting anyone, . . .ya know? I like breakfast too. I eat it eberyday. And I like Burger King Too. Most of the time. I had a hair in my fries once. Made my wife throw up. But what the heck, eh? That's not the end of the world. It's just a hair, right? Short little curly bugger. But what the hay? Maybe it was a pubic hair. I don't know. I'm no expert on hairs. I still like eating whoppers and stuff. When I'm not starving I eat a whopper junior. I tell them to go easy on the mayo cause of the cholesterol. But they always say okay. Usually nice people too. Cept this fat black lady once. She must have been having a bad day. Was all cross and mean and stuff. But I was okay with her. I mean what's to do, right? But that pube, making my wife throw up was a scene I'll tell you. Chuck of whaopper all over the table and splashing down my pants. I love her and all, right? but the puke made me sickly feeling. I kinds wanted to slap her. But that pube, or whatever it was, (hair being I mean) was just more than she could handle gag reflex wise. She looked at that hair and yak yak, up it came. Man what a gusher too. And she was so embarrassed. The guy in the Burger King hat comes over with the mop. We're standing there wiping ourselves off with the crappy paper napkins. The stink of bile and whopper coming off us. The people looking at us like's we was dogs. I even pulled a little chuck out of my mullett. That my hair, short up front, long in the back. the old 7. The wife's skinny with the big hooters. There was enough barf drip on her shirt to make her nipples stand out. The BK mop guy looks at em and I swear he sprouts a woody. I just kind a laughed and pointed at it for my wife to see. Non shallant like. He noticed and turns red. But that how I fell for her. She's a little ugly, ya know, not too bad though. But those titters really make up for it. She don't mind the bag now and then over her head. I guess we should get a burger king bag, huh? Well the bk guy ends up at our house fucking the wife while I pound off into a sock. She likes that and it turned out he was hung like a donkey. KInda busted her up. Hung her jaw up, but what the hell.

-- BBS (SlowBOb2@bigstufferings.net), May 25, 2002.

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A yeah! Yeah Yeah Yeah. You want the fuckin' slop, eat the fuckin' slop. And whata bout the Burger Queen? She a he in Drag? She got the Whopper? The Whopper you want. You bet she does. And your just droolin' to get at it. Lick the drippy mayo off the buns. That's you you fuckin' pigs. Pigs lickin the mayo offin the meat steamed buns. You fuckin' pigs.

Shame on ya and all you fuckin' children. You mamas too.

Wholo

-- Wholo the MoleHole (Jazzyassy@mingya.net),

Hey Wholo!!!!

Whataya know we read the same beautiful Burger King Pages! What da ya know meetin' like this on the Burger King Page?

So Wholo? You the King? You see these babies pursin' their lips how they got screwed by the Burger King? Ah poor poopy babies gettin' screwed by the Burger King.

I bets on ya Wholo if they was tied down, they lick the mayo off the buns lickety split. Tickle their gones and off to the lickin' the mayo they go. Oh Boy would they be lickin'! Like dogs on ice cream ya know Wholo? Just like the dogs lickin' on the ice cream.

Well Wholo, gotta go go. Glad to see ya here writin' to all the babies crabbin' about the screwin' Burger King. That bad bad Burger King. Jeese, ya think the Burger King's got it out just for them. Burger King to baby. But you and me Wholo, we know about the slurpin' down of the mayo off the buns they want to be doin, don't we Wholo.

And yeah, they're a bunch of fuckin' pigs Wholo. Just a bunch of squirmin' fuckin' pigs waitin' and wishin' they was gettin' the chance to lick that mayo off the Burger King's buns. Ya fuckin bunch of pigs.

Molo

-- Molo Loves Blowlo (Molo@jissport.net)

Heys brothers Wholo and Molo!

I's amazed at the coincidence of the both of you's readin' on these Burger King pages. The blessed pages of da Burger King. Yessar I need to be readin' bout the little babies squirmin wishin they was spermin' over the steamy buns drippin with the squishy squishy mayo. I see them there. See them Wholo? See them Molo?

Reading the Burger King pages wishin' they was lickin' the mayo offin the moisty buns of the Burger King's whopper. Droolin' and squichin' in the pants. Dry in their throats at the thought of just one tiny little lick of the white drippin' mayo. The mayo drippin' off the Burger King's buns.

So Wholo, So Molo? What we do bout these perverted little shambos? Eh? We send them message of grief. Message that say the steamy buns no longer for you? No more lickin' like the dogs on the ice cream? No more lickin' like the baby on the lolly POP? No more lickin' the mayo off the steamy buns like my cat at his nuts?

I don't know Wholo. I don't know Molo.

Shame, shame, shame on these perverted upset babies sniffin' up the buns of the Burger King. Shame, shame, shame on them wishin' they was tied to a chair in their skivvies with the buns drippin' mayo just an inch from their face.

Jolo

-- Jolo Wholo Molo (Jolo@mayobuns.net)

-- Yeah Well Fuck You (Molehole@molehole.net), May 25, 2002.

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Mingya, If it was me, I'd be on my knees beggin for mayo.

Mingya

-- Mingya (mingya@if it was me.net), May 25, 2002.

-- Preppy the Penis (rupture@swogdog.net), May 30, 2003.

One time I took a dump in the salad bags and being a city BK they just hosed it off and served it on the sandwiches. All you angry bastards eating the fecal matter. You stupid ratshit bastards. Fucking mutuant thorn-ass dipshit asswipe stooge motherfuckers.

-- You eat shit fuckface (Pimples@fecalcounts.net), May 30, 2003.

I'm not sure if I'm in the right area for this. If not send me the correct area. I use to love Burger King but not anymore. The reason being is that everytime I go to one and order the cashiers always have a nasty attitude as if we were wrong by coming in to place an order. I ordered tenders witch use to be the best. They were rubbery and ice cold. I asked them to look at them an taste them for themselves and they had the nerve to say I complain too much. I really do believe that my money is paying for this I stated. I asked for the manager and she was worse than the cashier. I asked could they make me some hot ones, take the fries back and give me some hot ones along with my tenders when they come up. I stood there and watched them. The manager put the tenders in the microwave and dumped the old fries I had back into the fry pit, mixed them up and reissued them to me. I said I didn't want it and asked for my money back. They would not give it to me and I did not even eat their food. It never left the counter. I will never go to Buger King again. This is not the first time I've had problems like this with Burger King. I have had enough with them. That's why I said something this time. The Burger Kings they did shut down I was so happy because the service was awful. The one on Collage Drive the manager spit in my burger. She did not know my cousin was working that day standing right next to her when she did that. When the manager gave me the burger back my cousin grabed the bag out of my hand and told me what she had done. She quit right then and there. When we tried to complain about it nothing was done. This business is bad. Why does this have to be?

-- Terrica M. Grimes (Tabou25@yahoo.com), June 01, 2003.

When I stumbled upon this site, I was surprised to see this level of anger at Burger King Corporation. I should not have been.

The problem I have with Burger King, is that they advertise the "fact" that I can have it "my way", and yet all I get when I ask for something simple (like how about a whopper with thousand island, instead of mayo and catsup) I get this stupid look from the help and am told that "We're not allowed to do that"

Being an idiot myself (I don't understand the esoteric ways of corporate reality, I just know what tastes good) I called their Corporate office in Miami to see what it would take for them to offer their whoppers with their "King Supreme" Sauce.

All I got for my time, the cost of a long distance phone call, and my trouble was an answer that ammounted to "Gee, that's too bad, nobody else wants their burgers prepared that way".

All these morons should go to the Los Angeles metro area, to discover that there are maybe a hundred mom and pop burger stands that do exactly that, and they get $3.25 or more for it.

Burger King just doesn't care what their customers want, they are ruled by accountants who wouldn't eat a hamburger.

Let them go back to selling 99 cent burgers. They are almost worth that.

I used to eat their "King Supreme" (also called at one time a "Big King") but they have removed that from their menu, and have lost a customer (who eats fast food 4 or more times a week) for good.

At least at "Subway" you can see what is being done with your food. I'm done with Burger King.

Keep up the site guys, I will refer my friends who still eat Burger King food out of convienience, so they will know the truth.

-- Craig Portwood (craigportwood@lycos.com), June 01, 2003.

Addendum to the previous post:

I just went to the "Official" Burger King site to E Mail my concerns and guess what? They are "Not accepting e mail at this time"!

Small wonder.

I just discovered what millions seem to already know.

I will steer my friends to this site, and see what it does for their appetite.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go toss my Whopper.

-- Craig Portwood (craigportwood@lycos.com), June 01, 2003.

I would like to respond as an employee of Burger King. First of all, before all this ranting and raving is done, would it hurt to do a little spell or grammar check? I am 21 years old and have been working at Burger King for almost a year. I was promoted to crew leader about six months ago, and recently began management training. I can understand both sides of the argument, as a customer and as an employee. I know when I order fast food, I would like to have my food hot, fresh, and prepared exactly as i requested. As an employee, I know what it's like to be allowed only 3 minutes to serve each and every customer. There are a lot of issues that create the problems that many people have expressed. First of all, managers that are responsible for hiring do not conduct thorough interviews to find out if these individuals are capable of conducting proper customer service. Almost anyone who completes an application is hired, and people (i.e. managers) are often more concerned with being nice to employees rather than maintaining high service standards. Also there are proper procedures that have to be followed during food preparation that sometimes does not allow for service to be as quick as we all would like it to be. Conversely, it can be difficult to smile and be pleasant when you've worked 57 hours in one week, and get called in on your day off because someone decided not to show up for work that day. Also, customers could do a couple of simple things to make things easier on themselves: 1.Realize that it's called "fast" food, not "instant" food. We can't snap our fingers and magically make your food appear. 2.Please don't come in the drive-thru with 50 of your closest friends in the car and tell us you need a minute to get your order together. 3.Please don't ask us what the price is for something when it's clearly posted on the menu board. Trust me, we won't try to cheat you. 4.Please don't curse at or throw food at the cashier when it's not prepared properly. We didn't make the sandwich, we only typed the order in. 5.Please understand that we are humans, not robots and we are entitled to have bad days and personal issues like everyone else. 6.Please don't get angry when we explain a policy or procedure to you. We don't make the rules, we just have to follow them. 7.Don't take it personally if it seems like you are being rushed. We have to maintain service times and the other customers would like to be served also. I know that I will do my part as a manager to make sure that customers have a pleasant dining experience at Burger King, and are treated the way I want to be treated. Just try to remember to do your part as customers...

-- Bianca (princessbee21@hotmail.com), June 02, 2003.

I would also like to add that I am not A crackhead, jigaboo, asshole, prick, dumbass, stupid bitch, or any of the other denegrating names that some of you have referred to Burger King employees as.

FYI: I will be graduating from the University of Maryland next May with a Bachelor's Degree in Sociology. ;) ;)

-- Bianca (princessbee21@hotmail.com), June 02, 2003.

Bianca,

There is no reason to curse, nor to be rude to the help, nor to the customers, I agree. However in America, the standard of personal behavior which are considered to be acceptable, have deteriorated along with the standard of education.

The statement that the employees don't make policy is true, but immaterial.

If you work for liars, cheats, and thieves, you will be treated with a measure of disrespect due your bosses.

The Numemburger King defense holds no water. Just following orders or "policy" is not an exculpatory.

I do agree that those who have had enough of Burger King's lies should avoid the place. I do believe however, that they should "trash the joint" by word of mouth.

When your corporate Fuhrer(s) decide that my business isn't important enough to motivate them to "clean up their act", they have also rejected the future customers whom they might someday hope to woo once their bottom line can no longer hold because of their niggardly ways.

Burger King has no future, and only an idiot would have any association with them, including considering an investment in their company.

-- Craig Portwood (craigportwood@lycos.com), June 02, 2003.

I just want to start off saying that Burger King is not the worst but is still pretty bad. About 6 months ago, Burger King stopped offering a "BK Big Fish" whose former size whupped McDonalds Fish Filet's ass. They started offering a noticeably smaller sandwich now called BK Fish. Not only is it smaller but costs the same thing as the bigger better fish sandwich. I guess they needed to have some competition with McD's. Also I went to the Burger King in Highland Park, Illinois one morning to get breakfast. I ordered a large hash brown which was clearly marked "Large" on the menu but he gave me a medium size. I told him I ordered a large Hash brown which was marked on the menu and even saw the container that said Large, but the idiot told me that the large is medium. This makes no sense. Large=Large,not medium. So I asked to see the manager, who told me total bullshit even when I told him another local Burger King serves Large Hash browns. He wouldn't give me a large so I just left.

2 other things that I am totally disgusted about is that 1. at a local Burger King, there is an employee who has a "Coke Nail", that is a pinky nail that is longer than the rest and is used to snort cocaine. I bet the guy never took a drug test. 2. Those cheap bastards have the fucking nerve to charge me for a glass of water. Since when do you charge people for water. Bottled water, yes but crappy Burger King water, no. Water should be free. This is total bullshit!

-- Josh Davis (imn0tacr00k@msn.com), June 06, 2003.

Char-broiled then set aside so after you make your order a hour later you get a fresh microwaved burger.

-- Burger King Sux (spamme31405@yahoo.com), June 16, 2003.

In Hamlet N.C. I recently had a employee tell Me to make up My Dam mine as to what I wanted to eat. I complaimed to the Managers Terry and Diane and now every time I go In there ,The managers point me out to the employee's and everyone gets a big laugh.Todays Biscuit looks like it has a big place on the top of the Egg where someone has Spit. I'm trying to decide If I need to take this down to the Health Dept and imform them of what happen. It's pretty bad when the Managers seem to agree with these employees getting back at the customers.

-- Franklin Troublefield (Spike@bikerider.com), July 01, 2003.

I refuse to eat at a place that uses a MICROWAVE to heat up the burgers with. How do I know. An old friend that used to work there told me. Who likes their lettuce smoking hot. Not me. I AVOID burger King

-- JDP (Don608@aol.com), July 08, 2003.

Basically Burger King is ok. What do you want for fast food? The Whopper is the best burger any fast-food chain has to offer, and the kids that work there are just learning the ropes, as far as conducting themselves in the work world. If you do have to complain, do so in a business like manor to the manager, if you don't feel that the problem is resolved, just don't go back. Profit is the bottom line, like any other restaurant, and if everyone keeps that in mind, management will correct the problem, or go under. Consumers have more power than they realize, ... just go someplace else!!!

-- Sherry G. Robinson (Sherry@pokemon.net), July 14, 2003.

Basically Burger King is ok. What do you want for fast food? The Whopper is the best burger any fast-food chain has to offer, and the kids that work there are just learning the ropes, as far as conducting themselves in the work world. If you do have to complain, do so in a business like manner to the manager, if you don't feel that the problem is resolved, just don't go back. Profit is the bottom line, like any other restaurant, and if everyone keeps that in mind, management will correct the problem, or go under. Consumers have more power than they realize, ... just go someplace else!!!

-- Sherry G. Robinson (Sherry@pokemon.net), July 14, 2003.

Answer? No I have no answer to your problems BK. The reason I say that is if the COMPANY places a 1-800 phone number that is fake. Needless to say more! Other than the fact that I will take my business somewhere else. KING! No your NO KING!

-- jimwalker (jimbo0759@aol.com), July 15, 2003.

Hi everyone. I live in New Zealand and I would like to say that the BK's here are amazing. I agree that the burgers never look the same as those advertised, but they taste great and they are very filling. And the staff are always friendly and obliging. WAY TO GO BK NEW ZEALAND

-- Nadine (tabby.cat@nzoomail.com), July 19, 2003.

i am an ex-employee of burger king uk and I have witnessed the production of all the burgers. What I dont seem to understand is why the vegetarian society claim that the veggie whopper is 100% vegetarian when its products are associated with bacon and beef. The contents of the veggie whopper are suitable for vegetarians but when it is prepared on the same board as the meat products and when the same maker of the meat products fails to wash their hands and makes the veggie whopper it fails to become 100% vegetarian.

A vegetarian alternative to the veggie whopper is the spicy beanburger. Although Burger King claims that its spicy beanburger is suitable for vegetarians when the cheese is elicited, it is not. How can It be suitable for vegetarians when it is fried in animal fat (fried with chicken)?

I recommend that vegetarians do not eat from burger king

-- anonymous (shibs786@hotmail.com), July 23, 2003.

my local burger king in Ashton_u_Lyne is disgusting! it shames the title of fast food, i have never seen so many ppl doing nothing, the whole place needs cleaning, they are constantly running out of supplies and the place is a germ breeding ground. The coke machine has been broken for at least a month so they serve you flat, warm coke from a 2ltr bottle with no ice. I just hope the staff are on minimum wage it's all they deserve in fact they should pay me for eating there!

-- kimberley greenhalgh (kimmi3uk@yahoo.com), July 23, 2003.

SO WHAT U STUPID FAT AS BIANCA YOUR STILL A CRACKHEAD/WHERE! SO HA!

-- -- Bianca (princessbee21@hotmail.com your still a crackhead/whore (doublebasepedals@yahoo.com), July 25, 2003.

DOUBLE-BASED PEDASTAL ,YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND STOP PUTTING PEOPLE DOWN YOUR A RACIST AND IM SURE BIANCA HAS MORE EDUCATION THEN YOU EVER HAD!!!WHY NOT GO ON THE ROAD AND GET RUN OVER YOU FUCKING PREJUDICE WELFARE CASE,THE WORLD DOESNT NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU,I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BIG WHOPPER YOU FUCKING MONGLOID ,,EAT SHIT AND DIE FUCKER

-- Fred (laughs@losers.com), August 03, 2003.