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Why the hell does Bill Gates look like a woman? he Sounds like a girl!!!!!!!!

-- Peter Wright (AKA Bill Gates Hater) (j3877@mcb.rmplc.co.uk), February 19, 1998


Bill Gates is a dick because when you have a 20 in. ass you can't be anything else.

-- Jacob Garfield ('Bob@Bob.com'), March 16, 1998.

Looks to me that Peter Wright is the dick.

-- William Henry Gates III (Bubba) (bubbadude@microsoft.com), May 08, 1998.

If you think he looks like a woman then you must think were pretty ugly creatures. He looks like a geek and some females find that very attractive. And he doesn't sound like a girl, he sounds like he should sound, like a small guy on his way to owning the world.

How dare you insult him that way, I should kick your ass!

-- liz K (kami2000@hotmail.com), May 20, 1998.

He's a dick because he can afford to be a dick. He stiffed my cousin for lunch. I don't know if my cousin could afford that lunch, but he doesn't dislike Gates. Everybody's just jealous, and he DOESN'T look bad to women, at least not this one.

-- Debbie Smith (rover42256@aol.com), August 13, 1998.

Is Australian Gun Control a Warning for U.S? Australia: After Gun Confiscation

Read the following synopsis of an interview conducted by Ginny Simone with Keith Tidswell of Australia's Sporting Shooters Association then post your views in the firearms politics newsgroup.

One year after gun-owners were forced to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed, including semi-automatic .22 rifles and shotguns, a program costing the government over 500 million dollars, the results are in...

A dramatic increase in criminal activity has been experienced. Gun control advocates respond "Just wait... we'll be safer...you'll see...".


* Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2%

* Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6%

* Australia-wide, armed-robberies are up 44% (yes, FORTY-FOUR PERCENT)

* In the state of Victoria, homicides-with-firearms are up 300%

* Figures over the previous 25 years show a steady decrease in homicides-with-firearms (changed dramatically in the past 12 months)

* Figures over the previous 25 years show a steady decrease in armed-robbery-with-firearms (changed dramatically in the past 12 months)

* There has been a dramatic increase in breakins-and-assaults-of-the-elderly

* At the time of the ban, the Prime Minister said "self-defense is not a reason for owning a firearm"

* From 1910 to present, homicides in Australia had averaged about 1.8-per-100,000 or lower, a safe society by any standard.

* The ban has destroyed Australia's standings in some international sport shooting competitions

* The membership of the Australian Sports Shooting Association has risen to 112,000, a 200% increase, in response to the ban and as an attempt to organize against further controls, which are expected.

* Australian politicians are on the spot and at a loss to explain how no improvement in "safety" has been observed after such monumental effort and expense was successfully expended in "ridding society of guns". Their response has been to "wait longer".

"...The best organization you've got there, the biggest organization you've got there is the NRA. We don't have an organization that size. We didn't have an organization that size, and as a consequence, we suffered. And we hope that you don't suffer..."

Keith Tidswell Sporting Shooter's Association Australia

http://communities.msn.com/outdoors/magazines/firearms/1/australia.asp <>

-- a (a@a.a), August 11, 1999.

"Let me see your papers." That has been one of the terrifying demands of every police state the world has known. But computers, surveillance technology and other scientific breakthroughs are bringing us ever closer to the day when identification papers will no longer be necessary. One day soon, say the experts, human beings may be required to receive a biochip implant in the hand or head that will limit one's right to buy and sell, travel and work.

Terry Cook, a man who has studied developments in such "biometric" devices, puts it this way: "We are getting closer all the time to that day when biochip implants will be used on human beings. Hitler's Third Reich demanded that all German citizens had to carry identification and could be stopped at any time by either civilian or military people. The day may not be far off when we can be stopped at any time and have scanners waved over us as we approach the final stages of the biochip and ID technology of the New World Order system."

Actually, the biochips necessary for such a program have been around for more than a decade. The technology is already in full use by several U.S. cities and counties in animal control work. Animal shelters and clinics are clamoring for a national ID system linking all government animal regulation and control agencies, pounds and veterinarians across the country. Not surprisingly, the cheerleaders of one-world government have been quick to champion such a system for people, too.

"The technology behind such a microchip is fairly uncomplicated and with a little refinement could be used in a variety of human applications," explains Tim Willard, executive officer of the World Future Society. "Conceivably, a number could be assigned at birth and go with a person throughout life. At the checkout stand at a supermarket, you would simply pass your hand over a scanner and your bank account would automatically be debited."

But don't look for U.S. government officials to be quite so bold -- at least not yet. Americans are naturally skeptical about such Big Brother ideas. To promote national identification as a real priority, there must be the perception of need -- some crisis in need of solving.

Several California officials are suggesting there is just such a crisis in the illegal immigration problem. Democrats such as Sen. Dianne Feinstein and Republicans such as Gov. Pete Wilson agree that the time has come for a national identity card, perhaps including biometric data. Such a card is already in use by the federal government. It's called, interestingly, MARC -- for Multi-Technology Automated Reader Card, and all armed services personnel are familiar with it.

Feinstein recently called on her colleagues in the U.S. Congress to make carrying such a card mandatory for every American citizen. Her remarks, memorialized in the daily Washington journal Roll Call, are stunning in their candor and chilling in their content.

"I believe that a new, phone- or machine-readable card that all job and benefits applicants would be required to present to verify their work or eligibility for assistance deserves careful consideration," she said. "As (the Senate subcommittee on immigration) heard (from representatives of the State Department, INS, FBI, Social Security Administration, Secret Service, state and motor vehicle authorities), counterfeit-resistant cards that incorporate 'biometric' data are available and in use today. Whether the card carries a magnetic strip on which the bearer's unique voice, retina pattern or fingerprint is digitally encoded, or whether it incorporates a digitized photo and signature integrated into the plastic card itself, it is clear to me that state-of-the-art work and benefits eligibility IDs can and must replace the Dinosaur Age documents now being used."

Feinstein urged Congress not to wait -- but to act immediately to begin creating such a system. "Is it really necessary to take three to four years to study the issue?" she asked. "Shouldn't we press forward with a single integrated system now, require everyone (not just immigrants) to obtain the new document within a reasonable phase-in period, and subject that document to annual renewals to minimize the effect of any residual fraud or change in eligibility status?"

Fortunately, some opposition has arisen to Feinstein's plans. But most Americans are blissfully unaware that such dangerous designs are even being considered in the hallowed halls of Congress.

"A national ID database represents the slipperiest of all civil liberty slopes," says Ron K. Unz, himself a computer software entrepreneur. "A system employing tens of thousands of government clerks and administrators and costing tens of billions of dollars to build and operate would surely not remain limited to catching illegal nannies. Why not use it, at virtually no additional cost, to track convicted child molesters as well? Who would dare object? Why not then also track the movements of convicted murderers. And rapists. And drug dealers and felons in general. And fathers behind in child support. And tax-evaders. And 'political extremists.' Members of 'religious cults.' Drug addicts. AIDS carriers. Gun owners. With each turn of the political cycle, left and right would add their favorite batch of social enemies to the surveillance list."

The Bible tells us that in the future a one-world system of government will require every person to receive a "mark" in their right hand or in their foreheads. Without this "mark of the beast," no one will be permitted to buy or sell. Putting in place such a system would not have been possible without technological breakthroughs in computers and biometrics. Is there any doubt that we are well on our way to a Big Brother-style global dictatorship?

-- a (a@a.a), August 11, 1999.

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