The Lawn Mower

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There once was this pup name Lilly,who was your average Jack Russel Terrier.Ever sice she was born,she had been the runt,the smallest one in the litter.When she was about three months old,she was already used to staying outside in the evening.All of a sudden,through the gate rolled in a lawn mower.It was way bigger than her and she wanted to see what noise it made.When it started,she started barking as loud as she could to let it know who was boss.She started barking and hopping back in forth to try to fight it.Ever since then,she got her nickname,Grasshopper.

-- Jen Leatherwood (jhleathr@pop.flash.net), July 08, 1998

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