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I ate a rodeo burger today and it was awful. It looked like someone sat on it after putting it together It did not look like the picture in the ad. Yet I paid for it and ate it. WHY??
-- Raymond Charron (alienamongus@webtv.net), July 27, 1998
Rodeo burger looks, feels and tastes like Shit! I wouldn't eat it either. By the way, I didn't pay for it either. Stick it up you ass.
-- Freddie Mack (perfectone810@email.com), October 14, 1998.
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-03-09
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-03-09
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-03-09
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
No probability changes from Aug 98, Dec 98, or May 99, because IMHO, the bad news has almost exactly counteracted the good news...
YEAR 2000 PREDICTED CRISIS SEVERITY
Probabilities assessed 1999-07-01
SCENARIO (EDWARDS / INFOMAGIC)
CRISIS SEVERITY
POSSIBLE EVENTS (US)
PROBABILITY OF 1 OR MORE EVENTS OCCURRING (% CHANCE)
AVERAGE DOW IN 2000
TECHNOLOGICAL REGRESSION
LARGEST SECURE POPULATION CENTER
TYPICAL PREPARATIONS
PROPONENT
1/1.0
NONE
power brownouts delays billing errors 100
10000
None
1,000,000+
copies of records
2/2.5
MILD
power outages 1 day stock market crash run on banks severe recession 1,000 deaths 99
8000
1995
1,000,000+
cash
Yardeni, deJager
3/4.0
MODERATE
power outages 1 week martial law depression 10,000 deaths 80
6000
1990
100,000
precious metal
4/5.5
SEVERE
power outages 1 month rioting severe depression 100,000 deaths 60
4000
1980
10,000
stored food & water
Hamasaki, Yourdon
5/7.0
CATASTROPHIC
power outages 6 months large cities become war zones economic & social collapse 1,000,000 deaths 40
2000
1950
5,000
firearms & ammunition
6/8.5
APOCALYPTIC
power outages 1 year fall of US government nuclear war 10,000,000 deaths 20
500
1850
remote location
non-hybrid seeds
North, Milne
7/10.0
UNIMAGINABLE
power outages 10+ years collapse of civilization foreign takeover 100,000,000+ deaths 1
0
Dark Ages
remote location
farm equipment
Infomagic
-- a (a@a.a), July 01, 1999.
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