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Here are the Top 5 reasons pollyannas are rejoicing:5. John Koskinen has changed aftershaves and has now started to blink.
4. Bumfuque County, SD has bought a Pentium with Windows 98 and is distributing copies of "Y2K Compliant MIS for Dummies".
3. deJager's "Promises Kept" page now boasts 3 entries, one of which started less than 5 years ago.
2. rumor has it Bill Gates is testing "silver bullet" near Area 51.
and the number one reason:
1. gee my stocks look terrific!
-- a (a@a.a), January 04, 1999
ROTFLMAO - like number 4, anywhere near Shelby County???
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), January 04, 1999.
You guys!
-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), January 04, 1999.