After recovering from a fit of laughter and spraying my morning coffee all over the keyboard while reading an earlier thread where this was mentioned, I wanted to ask you all: If you could book just one passenger for this straw-plane that would finally fall from the sky, who would you give the ticket to? It was a tough choice, but I finally settled on de Jager. (*Please note that all the usual legal disclaimers apply. This thread does not advocate violence or the wishing of true harm upon another, etc. etc.*)

-- Wanda (lonevoice@mailexcite.com), February 28, 1999

Answers

Wanda, I would trade my JD Diesel to see air force one crash into some untreated sewage lagoon in flyover country! We can only hope.

-- doktorbob (downsouth@dixie.com), February 28, 1999.

I would say my ex-wife...but that would be wrong...

-- RUOK (RUOK@yesiam.com), March 01, 1999.

I'm not so worried about the plane falling out of the sky, but WHERE THE HELL IS MY LUGGAGE? Answer: In "lost and found" since Jan 3, 1900.

-- A (A@AisA.com), March 01, 1999.