Enough is enough! My husband works for Georgia-Pacific, and the more you buy and store toilet paper means no job for my husband. Rumors of cut backs are already circulating. Guess my husband should get into monitoring sewage treatment plants, people at least never quit sh*tting.

-- Toilet Paper Wife (TPwife@TP.com), March 06, 1999

Answers

Oh please, gimme a break. You're talking as if TP is the only think GP makes. TP is probably no more than 2% of GP's total business.

-- rick blaine (y2kazoo@hotmail.com), March 07, 1999.

And another thing...

The reason I will continue to stock up, besides the fact that TP is a great barter item and it won't spoil if stored for a long time, is that come next year, if the disruptions and breakdowns are severe, there ain't no way in hell I'm gonna wipe my butt with a slice of Georgia-Pacific plywood.

-- rick blaine (y2kazoo@hotmail.com), March 07, 1999.

BUTT I MUST have TP for my bung hole.

Out of corn cobbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Scotty (BLehman202@aol.com), March 07, 1999.

Gee Whiz TPWife....Do I have to stop buying Georgia Pacific Ink Jet paper too? Kleenex doesn't work well in my printer......

W

-- Willis (BANDIT1@ontheroad.com), March 07, 1999.