I AM AFFRAID THE COMMUNISTS WILL RETURN IN Y2K.

I INTEND TO BLOW THEM ALL AWAY LIKE THIS: RATTAKALBLAM! BANG! DIE YOU ROTTEN COMMIES!! BANG BANG RANKAPOWABANGPOW POW KABOOM! BANGG BANG BANG BANG EAT HOT LEAD YOU FILTHY MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDLY COMMUNISTS!! DIE YOU FILTHY REDS BANG BANG BANG!!!

-- Martin Prince (jj@jj.jj), March 12, 1999

Answers

Had your 10th birthday yet? <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), March 12, 1999.

-- Martin Prince (jj@jj.jj),

Cool! Straight body shot is best!

If it is a night assault figure 30 degrees above target...that is, view your target by looking 30 degrees above target. Works really good for shooting and gutting commies. Practice this nights.

I've got some extra commie bashing ammo. Need some?

-- Mark Hillyard (foster@inreach.com), March 12, 1999.

MarTin PrInSKy!!! You moRoN StupId HyEnA JacKaL CoMMy!!!! LeAVe ThiS WebSiTe RiGhT NoW!!!! YoUr MoMmY WaNtS You!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), March 13, 1999.

BE SURE TO TRY FOR GUT SHOTS, IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE GODLESS RED BASTARDS TO DIE AND YOU MIGHT GET ANOTHER SHOT ON THE FELLOW COMRADES WHO RUN TO HELP. TANGLEFOOT AND PUNJI STAKES ALSO WILL EVEN UP THE ODDS, UNLESS THE LIBRALS BAN BAMBOO BEFORE THE FUN STARTS!!!!

-- Joe McCarthy (onlygoodredis@deadred.com), March 13, 1999.