Now we know why Klinton has attacked Kosovo! Read on!

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As reported last week, a National Guard truck was stopped by CA highway patrol. Inside they found tattoo equipment and secret documents, signed by President Clinton, "authorizing their use in y2k". The documents were written in English and ... ALBANIAN! Why Albanian?

Well, today it was announced that the US is taking in Albanian refuges from Kosovo. These are refuges that Clinton created by bombing their defenseless country. But, of course, these refuges don't know that, so they are completely thankful and loyal to Clinton. This means they'll do ANYTHING for him!

So we see what is happening. The Albanians will be shock troops for y2k. They will be Clinton's special forces, ready to round Americans up and take their guns come y2k. Note that the Albanians aren't even Christians. They're muslims. This way they won't have any conscience against doing whatever Clinton orders them to do against Christain Americans.

The tattoo equipment, obviously, will be used by the joint Clinton/Albanian forces to mark people for tracking and for the concentration camps that the US Army is building for us. Yes, the Mark Of The Beast! Soon gangs of Albanians will be showing up out your door and you'll be left with a nice number across your forehead! Better fall in line with the New World Order!

Where will Clinton and the US Army stop? Everyone should be aware of this conspiracy and take the appropriate preparations! All Christians must be ready to take back this country come y2k and expell anyone who denies us!

-- JC (jc2@hotmail.com), April 04, 1999

Answers

Wrong forum for this stuff. Take some Valium and try elsewhere.

-- Lobo (gott@hide.xxx), April 04, 1999.

JC Please go back and further explain. Are the Albanians bring their own black helicopters or will they be flying ours?

-- copterboy (copterboy@conspiracy.com), April 04, 1999.

Bubbling right up over the edge tonight.....Is the moon full yet?

Please don't grace this debacle in Yugoslavia with the essence of conspiracy. Conspiracy implies forethought and planning. This mess in Yugoslavia has neither.....Incidentally, according to the Iraq Arms Inspector that quit, (I think his name was Ritter) Clinton's advisors warned him that bombing would only increase the "clensing." He ignored them.

Kosevo is about the size of Conneticut. For the price of one Stealth Bomber, we could have brought ALL the Kosevars over here, and put them in the middle of the government owned lands in the west. Saved a lot of lives, especially those of our servicemen now at risk.

Anyone who thinks we need to send ground troops in has no knowledge of the history of that area, or the military tactics that would be required to take and HOLD it.

And those of you that think its OK to advocate the ground troops because you and yours are safe from the draft, just remember that in WWII, they took them up to age 45, and married.

-- Mary (CAgdma@home.com), April 04, 1999.

no, full moon was last week - methinks this is simply a garden variety troll with a few beers under his belt.

Arlin

-- Arlin H. Adams (ahadams@ix.netcom.com), April 05, 1999.

People in the pacific northwest have nothing to fear from elbonians flying their own black (actually dark brown) helicopters because they are made of mud and will fall apart in the rain.

Southern californians better worry though, the fruits and nuts in northern california hate your guts, and they got guns too.

-- foo-bar (ffo@ffoo.com), April 05, 1999.

Whoa there! Calm down and please switch to decaffe. Listen to early Tangerine Dream and take a chill pill. Trust me, everything's going to be alright. Remember that there are trained professionals to help you cope with anxiety and paranoia of this intensity.

-- coprolith (coprolith@rocketship.com), April 05, 1999.

WHy DO YoU JAckALS RESPOnd tO THis idiOT MOroN???????? CaN YOu nOT SEe thAT HE iS a LonELy hyENa buNGHOLe????? JACkaSS!!!!!! hUh????? DO yoU NoT SeE ThaT hIS NamE OF "JC" StaNDS FoR "JEr-CoFF"??????

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), April 05, 1999.

Wow,..ten years ago I LOVED Tangerine Dream! Are they still around?

-- Donna Barthuley (moment@pacbell.net), April 05, 1999.

Right on, Deiter!

-- Nabi Davidson (nabi7@yahoo.com), April 05, 1999.

Hey JC you moron, Click here!

-- jcspambrain (itsuckstobeyou@iknowiknow.com), April 05, 1999.

Tangerine Dream 10 years ago Donna!!

I remember them from 20 or 25 years ago. The album was called Phaedra.

Very strange synth sounds but really liked it.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), April 05, 1999.

JCspambrain, was you java script virus scare supposed to be functional? You couldn't even get it to properly display without java-script errors sprouting up. BTW, how long have you lived in Alberta?

-- spratabrata (spambrain@loser.lala), April 05, 1999.

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Try a combination of St. John's Wort and chocolate. It makes you smile.

-- gilda jessie (jess@listbot.com), April 05, 1999.

Concerning the site above, scroll down past the letters to the index at the very bottom of the page for all the other tantalizing topics available on this site.

-- gilda jessie (jess@listbot.com), April 05, 1999.

gilda, though usually I'm happy to assist with hot links, I prefer not to ease access to that particular site.

-- No Spam Please (No_Spam_Please@anon_ymous.com), April 05, 1999.

Why not, No Spam, it gets them out of here. I hope? Maybe?

-- gilda jessie (jess@listbot.com), April 05, 1999.