Art Bell captured by Delta Forces

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Art Bell was not on the air last night. They say he is on vacation again but he just came off vacation a week or so ago. He said nothing about leaving when he was last on Tuesday night. He did say an awful lot though in the way of protesting the NATO action in Kosovo. The New World Order does not appreciate those who do not submit to their powers, especially when you broadcast your protests to 10 million people. Their intention in Kosovo is to convince the world that the World Army needs to be made stronger in order to quell such disturbances. It is my belief that they sent the black helicopters to get Art and take him to a concentration camp. They are probably brainwashing him or giving him a lobotomy as this very moment. He will have much different opinions when he is allowed to come back on the air.

-- @ (@@@.@), April 15, 1999

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You can't give two lobotomies to the same person, @!

Jolly doesn't care for Art Bell.

-- Jollyprez (jolly@prez.com), April 15, 1999.


Speaking of lobotomies.....

-- Gayla Dunbar (privacy@please.com), April 15, 1999.

You think I'm kidding? The truth is stranger than fiction.

-- @ (@@@.@), April 15, 1999.

Actually it was the Grays who came and got him. Art has long had a horror of being abducted.

In the words of one of his favorite songs,

"Oh Lord if I'm abducted

Don't let it be the grays

Funny little guys with big dark eyes

From a galaxy far away... ."

-- (li'ldog@stillontheporch.com), April 15, 1999.


"I'd rather have bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -Tom Waitts

He probably went to the movies.

-- Lewis (aslanshow@yahoo.com), April 15, 1999.



He's just having another one of his out of body experiences... his remote microphone must not be working.

-- Texas Terri (DeepInTheHeart@Texas.com), April 15, 1999.

Well whatever or whoever got him I'm sure he can bullshit his way out of it.

-- Nikoli Krushev (doomsday@y2000.com), April 15, 1999.

anybody ever read the book THE RANSOM OF REDCHIEF, about the little boy who is kidnapped, but he's such a pain that the kidnappers end up having to bargain with his parents to take him back? That's sorta how I feel about Art Bell...

Arlin

-- Arlin H. Adams (ahadams@ix.netcom.com), April 15, 1999.


Come back Art before Hilly has a nervous breakdown - I could feel the sweat coming throught the speakers.

Ot's true though - the nigh before Art certainly went for the throat of Clinton and his New World Army - coincidence?

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), April 15, 1999.


Nyquist was on the night before. Russia's preps for war and imminent atttack on the U.S. uncovered. Skousen contends that Bell's disappearance last fall had to do with his appearance on Bell's show. For what its worth. Nyquist is absolutely worth the listen in Bell's archives.

-- BB (peace2u@bellatlantic.net), April 16, 1999.


Art Bell said on "Larry King Live" (about 4 weeks ago), that he was having family trouble, and expected to periodically have to go on vacation.

As for aliens, don't be silly. It is commonly accepted that in the whole universe (billions of galaxies?) that the only life is on planet earth. If you watch the stars at night, you can even see that they, like the moon and sun, circle the earth!

-- Anonymous99 (Anonymous99@Anonymous99.xxx), April 16, 1999.


Art Bell is a tool of the Tsarist revanchists.

-- Vladimir Kalinen (VK@yakustky.ky), April 16, 1999.

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