One can Spam One Onion, chopped Two or Three cups cooked rice Soy Sauce Dice Spam and fry with onion till browned. Add rice and sprinkle Soy Sauce to taste and fry a few minutes longer.

My kids love it...use a bit of ketchup on it.

-- Sheila (sross@bconnex.net), May 15, 1999

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This reminds me of last Xmas and the "ex" and myself were bugging my daughter about having spam rather than the turkey. Her mother and myself were both northerners and no stranger to spam and everthing, but she had never had it. Cultural differances. I don't know of anyone that has spam in a "normal life"

Up north spam and onion sandwiches. What a flash back....

-- Brian (imager@home.com), May 15, 1999.

Yuor posts reminded em that a lot of people have stocked up on Spam. Just for curiosity I put Spam AND recipes into Alta Vista and it came back with 12,310 hits! Here are the first five:

http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?pg=aq&kl=XX&r=spam+recipes&sear ch=Search&q=spam+AND+recipes&d0=&d1=

1. Spam Recipes - Spam Recipes. From Hormel's "Spam Quick 'n Easy Recipes" Back to the Spam page. Breakfast: Enchilada Breakfast Casserole. Fritatta. Lunch. Country Rice... URL: www.pitt.edu/~blair1/spam-recipes.html

2. SPAM RECIPES - Spam Recipes. Smokin' Spam Appetizers. Arrange some Ritz brand crackers on a cooking sheet. Place thin slices of SPAM of desired size on crackers. Layer... URL: www.rsi.com/spam/spam-recipes.html

3. More SPAM recipes - New SPAM recipes!Last updated 4/6/97. Back to the Spam page. New Recipes: Open-faced SPAMburgers. SPAM Wellington. Basic Baked SPAM. Spambalaya. SPAM and.. URL: www.pitt.edu/~blair1/new-spam-recipes.html

4. Spam Recipes - SPAM RECIPES. Spam a L'orange. One Box Macaroni and Cheese. One Can SPAM. One Cup Tang. Cook one box of Macaroni and Cheese (not the box... just the...

[Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just WAIT one minute. SPAM A L'ORANGE???]

URL: www.stampo.com/spamrecipe.html

5. Mililani Interactive!/Community/Recipes: Spam Soup Mililani Interactive... URL: www.opihi.com/mililani/Community/Recipes/spamsoup.htm

[Spam SOUP?]

My goodness, the mind is well and truly boggled.

-- Thankfully Vegetarian Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), May 15, 1999.

Only a matter of time before the totally predictable Python reference.

Ooooops.

-- Unc D (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 15, 1999.

Old G.

[Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just WAIT one minute. SPAM A L'ORANGE???]

Not my first choice for spam. Maybe just fried and with mustard in a sandwich.

-- Brian (imager@home.com), May 15, 1999.

Just the thought of SPAM makes me glad I'm a vegetarian. I ate a some of that stuff fried when I was a kid, and it was like eating fried grease.

-- gilda (jess@listbot.com), May 16, 1999.

And now for something totally predictable: Man: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Man: Well, what you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. Or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm manor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

-- no spam for me, thanks (mcdixon@konnections.com), May 16, 1999.