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Hey, Yo! Jesus! Just picked up your latest book and I'm loving it! One question: when you say "The meek shall inherit the earth", what the heck are you talking about? Signed, Confused in Cleveland.

-- Confused in Cleveland (confused@yahoo.com), July 27, 1999

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Dear Confused, That's a misprint. What I actually said was "The meek shall be screwed six ways from Sunday." The *bodacious* shall inherit the earth. My ghostwriter really pounded the poodle on that one, eh? I guess I should have read the thing before I let them publish it. Love, Jesus.

-- Jesus H. Christ (christ_almighty@mailcity.com), July 27, 1999.

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