Are you gay, or what?

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Hey, Yo! Jesus! I saw Terence McNally's play about your life, "Corpus Christi". I have to say, you came off as a little gay. Not that I'm prejudiced, but are you hiding anything from your fans? Signed, Drama Queen.

-- Drama Queen (queen@aol.com), July 27, 1999

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Dear Drama Queen, My philosophy is that a celebrity's private life is nobody's business. Coincidentally, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce my engagement to Rosie O'Donnell. Love, Jesus.

-- JC (christ_almighty@mailcity.com), July 27, 1999.

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