Jesus! What do you think should be done about your Dad, who let those sadistic Italians torture you to death? Signed, Sad Sacko.

-- Sad Sacko (sadsack@webtv.com), July 27, 1999

Answers

Dear Sack, Believe me, the authorities have been on the trail of my nogoodnik Father for a long time now. The problem is that everyone who claims to have seen Him turns out to be a wacked-out nutjob. Love, Jesus.

-- On your knees you sinning bastards! (christ_almighty@mailcity.com), July 27, 1999.