Simple y2k Fix Found by Blond Secretarygreenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread |
The cute blond secretary received a memo from Headquarters, instructing that the "y2k date problem" had to be fixed. Being a conscientious soul, she sent the following memo to her boss: TO: My BossFROM: Blondie
RE: Y TO K Problem
I have finished the conversion of our calendars to fix the Y to K problem. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed. We have changed the months to comply with y to k as follows: Januark Februark Mak Julk
I have changed the days of the week as follows:
Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak
WE ARE NOW Y TO K COMPLIANT!
-- Scarlett (creolady@aol.com), August 03, 1999
The hec with this crap, go away you dumb blond!
-- Rooster (Gotitlate@wow.com), August 03, 1999.
Was funnk the first 20 times I heard it. Sorrk, creoladk.
-- CkgnusXI (noburnt@toast.net), August 03, 1999.