The Polly's will save us from Y2K! : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

If Y2K is an 8 to 10, and every American has a years's supply of food, we all would sit home and do nothing to rebuild.

However the Polly's who have not prepared, they will have to scrounge for survival and MUST work in order to save themselves from starvation. The Polly's will be the ones who will help rebuild!

-- freddie (, September 08, 1999


* * * 19990908 Wednesday

{*sigh* }

Sitting on deck, dancing to "millennium" music while lowering empty lifeboats...

Regards, Bob Mangus

* * *

-- Robert Mangus (, September 08, 1999.

Freddie, You are truly one of the original thinkers of our time. Of course, many of the Pollies are pointy-haired manager types. Other than plugging the machines back in, I'm not sure what they will be able to "rebuild."

-- Puddintame (, September 08, 1999.

There ya go. Polly slave labor.

{whip crack} Get back to work you. One can O' beans, for every computer fixed. Har Har Harrrrrrr. Quit 'cher whinning! No more Spam till ya get me VCR workin'!

-- Bokonon (, September 08, 1999.

Polly die-off should begin along with 99% of the population within about 2 weeks and should be complete within 6 weeks. That leaves the rest of us with all unused resources - surely enough for several years.

-- Pollies (, September 08, 1999.

I think Info-magic's de-evolving spiral is going to be a power dive on full afterburners. Get ready to punch out or ride it in.

-- guy (, September 08, 1999.

.......Arrrrrrrr, ya scurvy dogs! Me garage door op'ner's embeded chip still dun' work. Get to it, ya sacks O' meat, or it's the grey water for the lot a ya, tonight!

-- Cap'n Bok (, September 08, 1999.


The pollyannas will work to pry open your back door, raid your garden, siphon your gasoline, break your windows, and steal your provisions.

Yup, those dear pollyannas will finally break a sweat and rebuild their muscles!

Are you ready?

-- Randolph (, September 08, 1999.

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