At a prophetic conference over the weekend, I heard the best definition of politics. Poli, of course, means many. Tics are small bloodsuckers. Therefore...

-- Mad Monk (madmonk@hawaiian.net), September 08, 1999

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Good one!

Similarly, pro and con are opposites. Progress is good. Congress?

-- Don (whytocay@hotmail.com), September 08, 1999.

The word "congress" can mean "coitus".

Is that bad?

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 08, 1999.

Wow.

-- Don (whytocay@hotmail.com), September 08, 1999.

And the word "progress" can mean "a forward or onward movement".

Do you see where I'm headed with this pregnant conceit?

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 08, 1999.

And the opposite of constitution?

Something to think about.

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), September 08, 1999.

Flint: LOL!

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 08, 1999.