1) This wine (URL) is just impossible to find. Tiny production, great concentration and too many employees of DotCom firms looking for it. Sorry. 2) We had this wine, but it's now out of stock. Would you like us to alert you when the next vintage is released? 3) We don't have this wine, but we have these other wines from the same producer (URL's to detail sheet) 4) We're sold out of this wine, but it may come back in stock. Should we alert you if it comes back in? 5) We don't have this wine in the store, but we can special order it for you. The price is xxx. How many bottles would you like? 6) Sorry, we don't carry this wine. 7) Sorry this wine isn't available to us.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 1999