Guess how my husband and I "celebrated" the 69-day mark. (no text)greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread |
go on, guess!
-- Regular Long-time Poster (fun@nite.com), October 23, 1999
You went to the Korn concert and got down?
-- Am I right? (tell@me.yes), October 23, 1999.
I gander that you probably watched a Little House on the Prarie marathon to get used to living in primitive conditions.
-- I Know (what@you.did), October 23, 1999.
You probably typed a bunch of paranoid messages to the internet about the great y2k media cover-up. This is how it seems most doomers celebrated it.
-- Don't Get It (Dont@get.it), October 23, 1999.
You went out and toilet papered the entire neighborhood?
-- joey z (no@no.no), October 23, 1999.
Nothing. You did nothing.
-- Lazy (days@of.summer), October 23, 1999.
You went out for a night of spaghetti and bowling?
-- Queen of Saipan (Mogrin@aol.aol), October 23, 1999.
I think I know who this is. And since you are such a good person I bet you went down and helped at a homeless shelter. Keep up the good work!
-- Another Longtime Regular Forum Poster (help@the.poor), October 23, 1999.
Did you go see Richard Simmons tape his new video?
-- Richie Simmons Rules!!!!!!!!!! (he@sure.does), October 23, 1999.
You cooked up a heaping pot of rice and beans and then went out to do target practice with the shotgun?
-- Tim the Y2K nut (tmiley@yakko.cs.wmich.edu), October 23, 1999.
I hope you did something fun with friends and/or family that temporarily got you away from all this depressing stuff.
-- Lars (lars@indy.net), October 23, 1999.
Maybe the reverse of what you did for the 96 day mark?
-- @ (@@@.@), October 23, 1999.
I hope you knocked some sense into our pollies heads!
-- !!!! (!@!.!), October 23, 1999.
You looked forward to day 68 so you can celebrate that too.
-- (FartKnocker@butt.com), October 23, 1999.
You threw a party?
-- day@by.day (dumb@thread.thisone), October 23, 1999.
Hopefully you didn't go out drinking and driving.
-- abide (by@the.law), October 23, 1999.
I have a pretty good idea, but could you describe it to us in detail?
-- Larry Flynt (porn@king.sex), October 23, 1999.
Went prepping at Sam's Club?
-- Prep To The Max (A@a.#), October 23, 1999.
So what? Thats pretty sad mentioning it on an internet forum
-- (so ya had sex@yawn.yawn), October 23, 1999.
You had foreplay before and a cigarette after.
-- Jubilation T. Cornpone (ab@xyz.net), October 23, 1999.
You read over all the prep archives on this forum, went over your actual preps, and re-prioritised your list of what's missing. At about 3 am in the morning, you crashed in bed, him at the foot, you at the head, and went into a coma.
-- Yet another regular long-time poster (Angelica@day.com), October 23, 1999.
You told all of your neighbors about Y2K so that they would know where to go when they were hungry on day 7.
-- Dana (A_Non_O_Moose@xxx.com), October 23, 1999.
You watched Monday Night Football, and moved to the Ozarks?
-- dum dum (gossip@gossip.gossip), October 23, 1999.
Did you and your husband engage in 69?
-- Randall P. McMurphy (Iliketo@bang.beaver), October 23, 1999.
Was this your first time? Send me a mail, I got some more stuff you can try.
-- chester (chester@oral.molester), October 23, 1999.
Please delete this thread, as it makes GI's look exciting instead of the crusty old prudes we really are.
-- Crusty ol' GI (muggyw@wuggym.llll), October 23, 1999.
No idea. I however, am a visual learner. Please send pictures of your celebration so I too, may celebrate.
-- Can't (Wait@4.Pics), October 23, 1999.
You sent message to your home plantet Betazar 69 in the Romulin Zone stating all sabotage plans of the pathetic human technology are advancing as planned?
-- Fazers (Set@For.Kill), October 23, 1999.