Just saw this in our breakroom. Why haven't the utilities used this...

http://www.wdrake.com/shop/product.cfm?icat_item_num=1242201

(Link Impaired, sorry)

-- BH (bh_silentvoice@hotmail.com), November 11, 1999

Answers

Yeah, sure, but if the Squirrel King starts distributing teensy nose clips, this solution won't work! (Besides, the idea that anything can keep squirrels off a bird feeder is even bigger hype than the idea that we're Y2K ready.)

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), November 11, 1999.

Would your break room happen to be in the Walter Drake company?

-- TruthSeeker (truthseeker@ seektruth.always), November 11, 1999.

Nope, just had a catalog...

-- BH (bh_silentvoice@hotmail.com), November 11, 1999.

It is common knowledge that the FBI is tracking those groups that are training "Power Grid Attack Squirrels."

T1

-- trainer1 (squirrels@attack.com), November 11, 1999.

Where is that Squirrel King anyway?? Haven't seen him around here lately, and sort of feel responsible for his welfare .....

-- SH (squirrel@hunter.com), November 11, 1999.

kill the squirrels!!eat the squirrels!!NEVER TO FORGIVE !!!NEVER TO FORGET!!!

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@ayahoo.com), November 11, 1999.

Funny you should mention squirrels. Our electric company, Alliant utilities, is on a campaign to protect the environment. Down in the corner of their last brochure was the picture of a fuzzy little squirrel.

Oh yeah....surrrrrrrrre. Zap those little buggers then use them as your motto to make up for it.

-- (Ohms@zap.com), November 11, 1999.

Fear Not for the Safety of the Mighty One!!!Training an Army to Destroy the Pink-and-Brown skinned Furless Apes takes Time!!!Zoobie!!!Be Forwarned!!!We will Overcome the vile and Insidious Plots you may attempt to Use against Us!!!Our Bretheren will Crush you all!!!Long Live the Rodent Revolution!!!

-- The Squirrel King (StillNuts@upin.Tree), November 11, 1999.

Kitty is ready! He is fearless and will jump to the attack. So long as SQ and his minions are on the other side of the screen.

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), November 11, 1999.