we all fart...it's not a big secret, and if you don't, well, there's something wrong with you, so let me know your most embarrassing gas related story, even if it's about someone else. Okay, I'll tell you mine...I remember having to do sit ups in sixth grade, where someone had to hold my feet down. The teacher paired us in groups of two, and I started doing the situps and out came a fart...which was totally embarrasing. Another story...well, we all know when my grandmother farts because she begins laughing really hard...I dont know what it is..but she just finds it very funny....perhaps she's overcome by the fumes or something.

-- Greg Barber (gbarber@gbdesigns.com), December 01, 1999