Here are two songs I thought folks might like. (We need all the laughter we can get these days.) These are just for humor! Please no trolling. (Additional verses welcome, however.)

POLLY, TROLL, AND DOOMER By Titania Baildon TTTO (to the tune of): Polly Wally Doodle

Oh, I read a post, said well all be toast. (Singing Polly, Troll and Doomer all the day!) The Doomers boast bout who hoards the most. (Got to get more stuff to store for Y2K!)

Chorus: Fare thee well, fare thee well, Oh, I must go buy some more For I feel that I must feed All the DGIs in need Who come knocking at my Doomer fortress door.

Oh the Pollys claim theres no need to fear. (Singing Polly, Troll and Doomer all the day!) It will be the same, just another year. (Got to get more stuff to store for Y2K!)

Oh, the Trolls will flame every one in sight. (Singing Polly, Troll and Doomer all the day!) So protect your name with all your might. (Got to get more stuff to store for Y2K!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR MONGOL SONG: Y2K STYLE Started by David T. Okamura, to the usual tune with some more verses by Lee Gold

Hackers wailing in despair; LG PCs crashing everywhere.

Chorus: Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

ATMs refuse to vend; DTO I have zero cash to spend.

Embedded systems go awry; LG Watch the ER patients die.

Banks go under, one and all; DTO Wall Street takes a nasty fall.

People who have hoarded gas Find their homes will burn up fast. LG

9-1-1 can ring no more; LG Burglars go from door to door.

FAA computers die; DTO Airplanes plummet from the sky.

When the cooling systems crash, LG Nuclear power is a blast.

Doom, destruction and decay, DTO All because of Y2K.

-- tania Baildon (tbaildon@yahoo.com), December 01, 1999