my biggest complaint about a food storage program : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread

I'm putting on weight! WOW do I ever have a fantastic selection of cookies, chocolates, nuts, and pretzels. I also have lots of snacky things. ;)

SLAM! (chzcake off to top up his pantry after 2 nights of playing cards)

-- chzcake (, December 05, 1999


Hmmm, that's funny....all of the green beans, top ramen, macaroni, tomato sauce, and chicken I canned aren't making me fat. Did I get the wrong KIND of survival food!?!?!

-- (, December 05, 1999.

OOPS! Sorry about the OT post; should have popped it into the preparations site. Humblest of apologies. (chzcake slinks away with tail in between legs)

-- chzcake (, December 05, 1999.

Cavscout, If you don't have chocolate, you don't have the right kind of food...

-- Psychotic (y2k@doom&, December 05, 1999.

I think it's a good idea to put on weight before the rollover. I plan to live off my fat reserves for a month at least ;-) But seriously, those of us who diet and GAIN weight are perfect specimans for Y2K survival...efficient slow metabolisms.

-- kritter (, December 05, 1999.

I ate most of my caramels and candy bars already. Guess I'll have to make one more run near end of December.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), December 05, 1999.


I lied. I do have one case of Reeses peanut butter cups out of which I reward myself after completing difficult Y2K survival tasks. Today I had a couple after putting up the shortwave antenna......yummm!

-- (, December 05, 1999.

Don't forget to stock up on more comfort foods!

-- dinosaur (, December 05, 1999.

We must be *REALLY* ready.

We think rice and beans are comfort food.

When we get real hungry they sure are a comfort to us.

Course we got more ways of cookin rice and beans than Carter's got little liver pills. (litte liver pills, man, does that date me.)

-- Greybear (, December 05, 1999.

You think THAT'S bad, Greybear?? I remember when they used to come in a little tube!!

-- Liz Pavek (, December 05, 1999.


the snacky things are a necessity for getting the S.G. taste out of your mouth when "there's no time for brushing" hehehe

-- nymph (mebs@here.yup), December 05, 1999.

mebs, you're a hoot! lol (chz reaches for another square of fruit and nut bar)

-- chzcake (, December 06, 1999.

so how bad can it get that i can't brush my teeth? ish. i got plenty of toothpaste, toothbrushes, and WATER!! do you possibly mean that you can't find time to brush in between all the snacks?

so here is how THEY will find us after the rollover. WE ARE THE ONLY FAT ONES!

-- tt (, December 06, 1999.

Does anyone have any suggestions for extending the storage time of my caviar?

-- ivan (, December 06, 1999.

Well, I'm lean, mean and you 'fatten' up and I'll play like the bear I'm named after and hide in my cave...a few months from now after the SHOMCH [Screaming Hordes Of Mutated Cannibalistic Humanoids] have EATEN you and then starved/froze to death.... I'll come out and start my Spring planting...anyone mind if I grind your remains up for fertilizer or dogfood? ;)

-- Satanta (, December 06, 1999.

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