Dave's top ten list tonight: Top Ten items found in Ronald McDonald's Y2K Bunker 10. Special Pantene for Clowns with red plastic hair 9. 255 Gallon drum of Fancy Ketchup 8. Really Happy Meal Box filled with Zanax 7. 800 degree cup of McD's coffee to heat the bunker 6. Stacks of Clown Hustler Magazine 5. Hydroponic garden to grow really limp green pickels 2. Billions and Billions of women to serve him 1. McCyanide Capsules Missed some. Pretty funny, but of course it once agin trivializes the issue. Maybe someone in a different time zone can finish out the list, or refine it later.

-- Duke1983 (Duke 1983@aol.com), December 09, 1999

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Didn't see it...but what about the 200 gallon vat of 'Secret Sauce'? Ever wonder what that funny Yellowish-pink stuff is? Then maybe he doesn't keep it in a vat...maybe he makes it as needed using Clown Hustler magazine as a incentive to 'spank the monkey' for all the little boyz-n-gurlz! };-b

-- Satanta (satanta@zdnetmail.com), December 09, 1999.

LOL, thanks Duke! I especially like the "limp green pickles."

#4 - To communicate with the outside world, a tinny unintelligible loudspeaker.

#3 - 2 chickens and 1 cow, enough for 50 years of McNuggets and Burgers. (get it.. small portions?)

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), December 09, 1999.

-- p (b@g.m), December 12, 1999.