OT/ Y2K Party Humor...WARNING:Joke in Poor taste

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With all the anger from the earlier events, thought I'd share this with y'all.

For entertainment only!!! Don't get no ideas from this!!!

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.

At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.

Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. The man was so drunk that everyone else left the bar and drove off before he even put the key in the ignition. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

Chuckling at the pathetic driver, the police officer stopped him, read him his rights, and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of .00%

The puzzled officer demanded to know how this could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"

-- Billy Boy (Rakkasan101st@Aol.com), December 29, 1999


Billy Boy. Thank you! I think this was a riot, and very funny. Sick? Yes. A tad to the dark side? Yes. But with all the current mess going on, I needed this. Again, thank you.

-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), December 29, 1999.

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