The TP is really a thing that is needed. Tomorrow I go in for a Colonscopy checking for polyps and cancer, forgive spelling. At any rate they gave me a gallon of laxative and today I am fast draining away down the toilet. Good bye cruel world, it was fun while it lasted, wonder who will have the honor of giving me the last flush.

-- Notforlong (Fsur439@aol.com), January 09, 2000

Answers

Hmmmm...seems to me you may think you're facing the time-honored question, "TP or not TP?"

Regardless, please check in and let us know how it all "came out." Pun absolutely intended, but with all best wishes for you.

Having been through a few medical tests in my time, I know how scary it can be, especially the day before the "deed."

Best of luck to you and here's hoping "Notforlong" becomes "Herefora longtime." You will find friends here.

:)

-- FM (vidprof@aol.com), January 09, 2000.

DITTO

Taz

-- Taz (Tassi123@aol.com), January 09, 2000.

I've had the "gallon from h*ll". Hope all goes well during your visit with the black hose. At least the drugs are fun.

-- Homeschooling Grandma (mlaymon@glenn-co.k12.ca.us), January 11, 2000.

Good luck Notforlong....hope you'll notbegonelong. Hurry back, we'll miss you.

-- justme (justme@myhouse.com), January 12, 2000.