How would you like to die?

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How would you like to die?--Al

-- Al Schroeder (al.schroeder@nashville.com), January 12, 2000

Answers

gently in my sleep, having already made and paid for my gravesite, vault, opening and closing, embalming and funeral. and with my sincere wishes that my family and friends go to dinner and talk rememberances. and let the dead bury the dead !

-- doug (ionoik@webtv.net), January 12, 2000.

As an old man, making a concious decision to sacrifice my life to save the life of a child.

-- Chris Hawkins (peace@clover.net), January 12, 2000.

The famous response: "Shot by a jealous husband."

-- (today@aol.com), January 13, 2000.

I'd like to say that I'll die peacefully with my family and other loved ones at my side. I'd like to say that I'll have accomplished everyhting I wanted, done everything I'd dreamed of doing, had every experience I'd wanted to have.

But truthfully I'll probably die screaming, kicking and swearing. "NOT YET!" Hopefully I'll give Death a few kicks to the groin before finally giving in. =)

she's actual size

-- Atara (atara@raex.com), January 14, 2000.


I like the idea of saving someone's life -- Failing that, I think I'd like a few days to say goodbye to family, put things in order.

-- Tom Dean (tdean@haese.com), January 14, 2000.


Massive cardiac arrest (the Cadillac of deaths)! Preferably in my sleep.

-- Stephanie B (stefbat@earthlink.net), January 14, 2000.

I would like to die one week after my then 92 year old wife passed away (peacefully, of course), from a broken heart and a tired body. Because then, I would know that our marriage became everything it has the potential to become.

Oh my, I just made my insides hurt...

-- Bob Beltran (kelly-bob@excite.com), January 17, 2000.


I'd like to get my armor completely, historically accurate (I'm in the SCA), then go out to fight, get picked up by a tornado, and dropped in some farmer's wheat field... I'd make the National Enquirer! Medieval soldier transported through time!

-- Colin (cfmckin@uswest.com), January 17, 2000.

yes please.

suddenly...

what do i care, i'll be dead anyway.

any day now.

okay, really? nailed to a cross and consumed by fire

-- yiks (yaddayadda00@hotmail.com), December 07, 2003.


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