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-- Longshot (a@b.c), January 25, 2000
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The 25 Thinnest Books of the Century
25. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O.J. Simpson
24. The Engineers Guide to Fashion
23. To All the Men I've Loved Before by Ellen DeGeneres
22.The Difference Between Reality and Dilbert
21.Human Rights Advances in China
20. Things I would Not Do for Money by Dennis Rodman
19. The Wild Years by Al Gore
18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
17. America's Most Popular Lawyers
16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
15. Detroit - A Travel Guide
14. Different Ways to spell Bob
13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
12. Easy Unix
11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
10. Everything Men Know about Women
09. Everything Women know about Men
08. French Hospitality
07. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
06. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Garfunkel
05. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
04. Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
03. Book of French War Heroes
02. The Amish Phone Directory
And NUMBER ONE...01. The Book of Virtues by Bill Clinton
-- rb/tc (x@y.com), January 25, 2000.
How about "Hot Jewish Guys"?
-- noname (rathernot@say.com), January 26, 2000.