OT Humor: After rearranging the letters in the words "Year Two Thousand" you get...greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread |
A Year to Shut Down
-- Dancr (addy.available@my.webpage), January 31, 2000
Shower Today, Nut!>"<
-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.
A Dow Year to Shunt.>"<
-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.
The rest of the anagrams from the original e-mail post at Gary North's site:Dormitory: Dirty Room
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity: Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms: Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
Semolina: Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries: Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
Contradiction: Accord not in it
AND HERE IS THE MOST INTRIGUING PART
Year Two Thousand: A Year To Shut Down
Thought you would enjoy the others too.
-- Michael (michaelteever@buffalo.com), January 31, 2000.
Owa! Dry Those Tuna!>"<
-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.
Readout: How nasty?
-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), January 31, 2000.
Thanks bubbies, another reason I love TB2000, Kyle
-- Kyle (fordtbonly@aol.com), January 31, 2000.
Shout, rant: YEA DOW!!
-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), January 31, 2000.
Wash Trout One Day.>"<
-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.
O! Aunt Hast a Dowery>"<
-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.
Ar(e) Wasted on Youth>"<
-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), January 31, 2000.
O toad hunter, Yaw!
-- Beerman (frbeerman@juno.com), January 31, 2000.
Are these answers being generated by neurons or electrons?
-- Possible Impact (posim@hotmail.com), February 01, 2000.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:1) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
2) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
4) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
5) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
6) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
7) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
8) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
9) Glibido: All talk and no action.
10) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
11) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), February 01, 2000.
Are these answers being generated by neurons or electrons?Sorry, I am not programmed to answer that.
-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), February 01, 2000.