So here's the summary of the ass-kicking action:

Pamie might kick Beth's ass for giving up Tae-bo. Pamie might kick Beth's ass for stealing the open letter format. Pamie could kick Beth's ass if she wanted to. Any one of Beth's cats can kick Taylor's ass. Taylor can kick Doc's ass. Cardio kickboxing kicks Beth's ass. (By this point, it's no wonder she's sore, with her ass getting kicked so often.) The cardio kickboxing tape kicks the basic Tae-bo tape's ass. The cool, high-kicking woman with the orange hair in the cardio kickboxing tape might fall on her ass. (She might fall because of the kicking, so it counts the same as an ass-kicking.)

That's a whole lot of booted backside!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2000