<< A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving.

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies,"The President is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning ..... :o) >>

-- roofer@topodehill (presidentsmokes@uwish.com), February 04, 2000

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Ah....that one warmed my heart! A nice chuckle whilst I try to wake up and drink my coffee. Thanks roofer!

-- Debi (LongTimeLurker@shy.com), February 04, 2000.

Bill Clinton walks into the White House with a new dog. A Marine guard salutes and says, "Nice dog, sir."

The President responds, "Thanks, I got it for Hillary."

The Marine guard replies, "Good trade, sir."

-- nobody (nobody@nowhere.com), February 04, 2000.

LOL! Good job.

-- Hokie (Hokie_@hotmail.com), February 04, 2000.

Those who make mockery of President Clinton may not be aware of his hidden schemes.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), February 04, 2000.