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Rueters story...... For Fair use Standard Condoms Too Big for Germans?BERLIN (Reuters) - A study has found that the standard European Union size of condom is often too big for German men, a magazine reported Sunday. Focus magazine said a study by leading German condom manufacturer Condomi found standard-sized condoms falling off half of the men studied.
``The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 inches) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom,'' the magazine wrote. The EU set the EN 600 guidelines for rubber condoms in 1996 to establish a uniform standard across Europe.
-- kevin (innxxs@yahoo.com), February 29, 2000
I'm just being facetious, but this must be a huge embrassment to the Master Race that de fuhrer was trying to design! (Sorry, I just couldn't resist that.....no offense to anyone of German extraction; I'm one, too.)
-- Jo Ann (MaJo@Michiana.com), February 29, 2000.
Even more interesting when you consider the size-impaired would have been less likely to allow themselves to have been measured, skewing the German average even higher than it really is. I'd expect some serious head-hanging (no pun intended) in Germany. I'd be long (no pun intended) Pfizer right now, as German imports of Viagra are about to soar.
-- I'mSo (lame@prepped.com), February 29, 2000.
Mmmmm. This is absolutely thrilling news to me! Not all women crave porn star heros, ya know. I know where I'm going for my next vacation.
-- (bigeyes@home.now), February 29, 2000.
Typijni gfrom floor!!!!! Discretion requires that I NOIT use the HUNDREDSA of linew tha suggest thenselves!!!!CHuck
-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), February 29, 2000.
Deiter has first hand knowledge of this.
-- Johnny (jljtm@bellsouth.net), February 29, 2000.
Potential new market for thimbles?
-- Tom Carey (tomcarey@mindspring.com), February 29, 2000.