What would Brian Boitano do?

-- Anonymous, February 29, 2000

Answers

If only I knew! Then all the mysteries of life would be revealed!

-- Anonymous, February 29, 2000

He'd try to answer, in some way, every question on Jenn's forum.

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2000

Be a totally fit figure skater

-- Anonymous, November 10, 2000

Make a plan and follow through?

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Steal Patrick away from me. The bastard.

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Defeat the grizzly bear

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN.

P.S. Vote Bush

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Fucked if I know. Maybe he'd do a tall blonde Scandinavian girl.

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Who gives....!

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

I think he should come and work at Bloomberg.

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2000

I'm sure he would kick an ass or two!

-- Anonymous, November 14, 2000

Beat the shit out of everyone who's not true

-- Anonymous, December 24, 2000

He'd visit http://wwbbd.com and look up what he'd do.

-- Anonymous, January 03, 2001

Me!

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

fall over.

-- Anonymous, June 20, 2001

Most likely the cast of Will & Grace.

-- Anonymous, October 18, 2001

He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, Skating for the gold, He did two sow cows and a triple lutz, While wearing a blind fold. When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today, I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

-- Anonymous, December 31, 2001

He'd make a plan and follow through, thats what Brian Boitano'd do. Having said that, a triple salco wouldn't get you gold no more... you need a quad for that. SO maybe he'd practise. In response: Yes.

-- Anonymous, January 29, 2002

The answer, my friend is blowin' in the wind, the answer is blowin' in the wind.

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2002

He'd be the second hairiest man in the US, behind Robin Williams

-- Anonymous, July 05, 2002

Suck my goddamn fucking bitch-eating ball-sucking red seething throbbing DICK

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

he would have sex

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2002