copied this from the Strawberry, it's so good I think it deserves a wider audience.

Sing to 'Disco 2000" by Pulp:

Well our grounds are within minutes of each other. Over the years there has been some bother. You are the mackems, mackems. It always sounded dumb, sounded dumb.

Oh they thought that when they went up, they keep winning - never slip up. Till New Year they almost did it - but now theyve turned shit. Oh Mackems do you recall? When you were hav-ing a ball, and we were waiting for the fall. When your downfall came, for Reidys head youd call.

You still havent won since the year 2000. Won't it be strange when youve all gone back down? In your broken down city, we all know is still a town. . I always knew thats you get worried. Soon youll be watching Nationwide, damp and lonely like all those years ago. Big chips on your shoulders you were obsessed. Murray said that your ground was the best. The Mackems loved it but it was a mess. It didnt have the history St James possessed. An early push for Europe  but its all gone wrong you moan. Now, cant even win at home.

Oh they thought that when they went up, they keep winning never slip up. Till New Year they almost did it, but now theyve turned shit. Oh Mackems do you recall. You were having a ball, and we were waiting for the fall. When your downfall came, for Reidys head youd call.

You still havent won since the year 2000. Won't it be strange when youve all gone back down? In your broken down city, that we all know is still a town.

Oh what next another loss maybe. Would you like to cry like babies? Ohhh loo ooo ooose . Ooh loo ooo oose What are you doing Saturday baby.? Wed like you to lose again maybe, you had to get drunk it all went hazy . Ooh ooh oh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. Ooh ooh ooh ooh. Oh.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2000