LAWS FOR WOMEN TO LIVE BY:

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, It means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

PS...Love #3...!!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), March 16, 2000

Answers

Do I detect some misanthropic tendencies in this forum?

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), March 16, 2000.

Opposing viewpoints are encouraged, gene! ;^)

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), March 17, 2000.

Krit...

.....Pffft! :oP

-- Patrick (pmchenry@gradall.com), March 17, 2000.

Patrick... Ttttthhhhhuupppptttt! back at ya! Now go get on the moon with the rest of the men!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), March 18, 2000.

Uh, there was that story about the guy who got ten months in jail for mooning the judge.

-- gene (ekbaker @essex1.com), March 18, 2000.

Wow!!!!

This should have been posted BEFORE I went and tied the knot! Kidding ya, it's great.

Mrs. Sheeple

-- (Sheeple@Greener.Pastures), March 19, 2000.

Sheeple!! WooHoo!! How was your honeymoon? Did your dress hold together? I was JUST thinking about you!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), March 19, 2000.

Kritter,

The dress held together fine! I sat down and heard a small "rip", but that was it, and I never found anything. It was wonderful. I am now Mrs. Sheeple!

Donna

-- (Sheeple@Greener.Pastures), March 19, 2000.

I was just wondering today when the wedding would take place. I wish you both the best, Donna.

I read with interest the thread on the uncensored forum regarding the new law in Vermont, hoping there were something less legal than marriage in which I might choose to engage, but it was still too legally binding for my tastes.

Glad to hear the dress was a success.

-- Anita (notgiving@anymore.thingee), March 21, 2000.