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There was an old man called DogWho in life's destiny was only a mere cog
Try as he might
He couldn't muster a fight
His drab insults were just recorded in a log *********************************************
There was an old man called Dog
Who in life's destiny was only a mere cog
He was the lone sprog
Of a sow and a hog
He could only wallow all day long in a bog ******************************************
There was an old man called Dog
Who in life's destiny was only a mere cog
His only true fate
Was to rise to the bait
He could just stand there with face all agog *****************************************
There was an old man called Dog
Who in life's destiny was only a mere cog
He thought he could be
Another Einstein you see
But his mind it was just a dense fog ***************************************
There was an old man called Dog
Who in life's destiny was only a mere cog
He was a wheezer
A pathetic old geezer
He just wondered around in a smog **************************************
There was an old man called Dog
Who in life's destiny was only a mere cog
He passed each fine day
In the same tired old way
He found just existing a really hard slog ****************************************
-- richard (ohsirrichard@ibm.com), March 23, 2000
There once was a named RichardWho didn't go by Rich, Ricky, or Rick
Bad limericks about others
One right after another
To compensate for his very small dick
-- CJS (cjs@noemail.com), March 23, 2000.
There was a dumb Brit named RickWho wrote a very bad lim'rick
'bout a man thought God
(But his name was Dog)
so he got called Needledick
There was a dumb Brit named Rick
who thought he could write a lim'rick
first was the Lady
next came a doggy
but his verses were pathetic
There was a dumb Brit named Rick
who thought he could write a lim'rick
he used that to flame
but he was so lame
the targets felt a pinprick.
-- Da Poet (get@life.dick), March 23, 2000.
I second that!
Mr. Dog and Mr. CJS have WAY more intelligence and testosterone than you.
shrivel up and go away, dick.
~*~
-- (Ladylogic@....), March 23, 2000.
Bravo! Or shall I say touche', Sir Richard.Richard may I call your sir,
There is one thing I can concur
limericks can be contrite
and have an extrordinary bite
so much more than a slur.
snoozin'...
The Dog
-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), March 24, 2000.
thanks Mr Dog, you can now join the Round TableArise Sir Dog (sword touches both shoulders)
PS to the ungrateful others
OK this is fact:
I am a member of British Mensa with an IQ of 152 (cert to prove it)
and I have a 7 1/2 inch dick (OK not eliglible to join the 8" club but close)
honest guv. (cockney expression)
-- richard (ohsirrichatd@aol.com), March 24, 2000.
Yeah well, I'm a blonde with 24 inch waist and a double D cup bra, and I can fuck all the Mansan's in england during my lunch time.
-- Da Poet (so.wh@ts.yer.point), March 24, 2000.
So says Richard the Brit Im a Mensa,Then he acts in a way makes no sensa,
First he pulls out his poor little penis,
To perform a procedure so heinous,
I can stretch it to 8 and Ill betcha!
-- Ra (tion@l.1), March 25, 2000.
Richard - Are those measurements length or circumfrence?Poet - Aren't the Mansans in California? I think that Charles is in prison there, somewhere.
-- Pecker Checker (Medic@free.clinic), March 25, 2000.
I'm moving to England... ;-)
-- Deb M. (vmcclell@columbus.rr.com), March 26, 2000.