> > The "I Love You" virus is mutating into several stages. > The original virus has now degenerated into the "I Like you a lot" > virus. > > The next stages are expected to be: > The "Let's just be good friends" virus. > The "It's not you, it's me" virus. > The "Hey, it was just a date...don't get clingy" virus. > The "Okay, I think it's best if we don't have anymore contact" virus. > The "It was late, we were both drunk" virus. > The "Stop calling me, I really don't want to talk to you" virus. > And the "Look - why don't you just fuck off" virus. >

-- Anonymous, May 31, 2000