the worst thing you ever smelled (AKA - dog butt disease forum) : LUSENET : rawfinger : One Thread

So I go over to collect $ from someone who owed me - and this old mangy dog came running out at me. It had butt-disease. It's butt was hairless and wrinkled like an elephant.

And BOY did it STINK.

so bad that I swear I smelled it several times thoughout the day. My nose must have gone into shock and had re-occurring flashbacks.

What's the worse thing you ever smelled?

-- Terry (, June 19, 2000


Maggot ridden bag of potatoes (which may also qualify as the most disgusting thing ever seen). Please everyone, check under your kitchen sinks to ensure that none of your roomates have stored a bag of potatoes there. It didn't even look like potatoes anymore!!! Just a rippling glob of stinky goo!

-- Sean (, June 19, 2000.

um... ew. ew. ew.

-- Terry (, June 21, 2000.

the worst smell...a drunken, unbather, horny street musician. French. Ew.

-- peanut (, July 31, 2000.

A sweaty black mans nut sack and cum filled ass after I have had gay intercoarse with him. That or Jay Ruddock.

-- Matt Zolfo (, March 29, 2001.

I know it's a bit off-topic, but I had a great idea for a spoof version of the Lord of the Rings. It's called the Lord of the Spliffs.

Essentially, early on during the times of the second age, the great elven smiths rolled spliffs of power. Nine spliffs for mortal men, doomed to get high. Seven spliffs for the dwarf lords in their halls of the stoned. Three spliffs for the tall elf kings. But then the dark lord learned the art of rolling, and made the master spliff: the one spliff to rule them all. With the one spliff, Middle-earth was his, and he could not be overcome.

-- Weejock Poo-Pong McPlop (SDGBG@GAOJENG.VOIM), October 08, 2001.

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