What is the FRL forum? (for displaced Uncensored Users)

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Greetings. If you were living on Uncensored and you happened in looking for a new home, I'll let you know what's what here right up front.

1> While the FRL 6egan in a y2k forum, This is NOT a y2k forum, and we don't want to hear a6out it, unless it's in Haiku form and has a smiley face at the end.

2> This is NOT an uncensored forum. Thus far, I have allowed 99.99% of the threads here to remain, even when Lady Logic told Helen she was mean. Since Helen IS mean, we decided to allow it to stay, 6ut I'll not 6e so lenient with YOu, whoever you are! So 6e warned! HAH!

3> Mainly, we like to joke around and have fun, post stories and poetry and toss around lighthearted 6anter. We'll discuss serious issues, sometimes...6ut they usually end up degenerating into discussions a6out something very silly. Hey..it's our jo6.

4> Three of the keys on my key6oard don't work. I'm getting around to getting a new one. Any day now. Any..day..now.

5> See #1 and read it again..it's very important.

6> The sysops here are all females, and they're all NOT OG.

7> If you don't want to hang out with us, FINE. FINE! See if I care. HAH! I couldn't care less. Dou6le HAH! It's not like I'll feel rejected or anything..hell..I'm made of steel. STEEL DAMMIT!

8> There is no #8.

9> There is a wonderful forum on LUSENET you can use to your hearts desire called Uncensored SpinOff. I have it in my 6ookmarks as "Spinoff Spinoff" Call it what you will...it's a perfect alternative for you with a great host. Don't know if they're made of steel, 6ut if you're looking for something ALOT like your old forum..it's at Spinoff. spinoff spinoff

And that's it..that's all you need to know. Unless any of the FRLians have something further to add (and they ALWAYS do..thankfully) I wish you well.


-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 07, 2000

Answers

Listen to the nice lady, or she'll unleash the rabbit ;-)

-- Tim (pixmo@pixelquest.com), July 07, 2000.

No! Not the rabbit! Houseplants it eats very fast I need ivy here

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), July 07, 2000.

HTML rot brain

Many mistakes reflect bad

I go to work now

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), July 07, 2000.


Nice lady - phooey!

-- kritter.gets.pms (at.least.twice@a.month), July 07, 2000.

Chocolate and back rubs are very good for PMS. I use both on my girlfriend when she gets cranky -- works like a charm! You're welcome. Send small bills, please.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), July 07, 2000.


I don't think I get PMS...I take the 6irth control shots, Depo Provera it's called, one every three months, and one of it's side effects is that you don't get a period while you're on it...AND no PMS! woohoo.

However, another one of the side effects is that you gain a6out 5 pounds a year while you're on it, and I've 6een on it for 7 years. And THAT makes me CRANKY AS HELL! GRRRRR.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 07, 2000.


KB8:

Do you melt that chocolate before you rub it on the back?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 07, 2000.


Of course not!

It is up the "rubee" (and rubber) to create enough warmth between them to melt one's heart (and chocolate.....)

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 07, 2000.


Did I see the word chocolate?

-- PamelaS (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), July 07, 2000.

Do you need a rubber when you melt chocolate?
Is Cook melting chocolate?
Will that result in a chocolate cookie?
Will someone give some chocolate to Pamela?
Did I get a new keyboard?
Have I run out of questions?



-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 07, 2000.


Did you niotice that if you remove all the extaneous letters from kritter's original post, you have only the number 666, three times.

Since this is the sign of the Devil, I have thereby determined that kritter in actually absessed by a particularly nasty little demon known throughout human history as "Chocolate Charlie" (no foolin', he's even worse than Java Jerome)

And speaking of the Devil, just where the hell is #8. I PAID for a #8 and I WANT a #8! This ain't NO way to run a railroad.

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), July 08, 2000.


LOL, Anita! No, I use cold Hersey's, right from the 'fridge in the summer.

True Story: during my senior year of college, I lived next to a rental house where six co-eds had resided for two years. They claimed that such close living had regulated their monthly cycles so that they all got chocolate cravings at the same time.

One evening, I dropped over to return a calculator that I had borrowed, and I found all six in the kitchen, spooning down plain Hersey's chocolate syrup from the can. No ice cream! They were just lapping up the chocolate as fast as they could get it.

I left quickly. There are some sights that a guy shouldn't see, and that was one of them. 8-)

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), July 08, 2000.


YOu could turn that into a pornographic story sooo easily.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 08, 2000.

Yes, but I'm a gentleman, Kritter. Maybe that's my problem. If I become ruder and leave a "Playboy" or two on my coffee table, will that improve my chances with women?

truth be told, my girlfriend is an extra-class amateur radio operator, high school math teacher, and occasional Unix programmer. I do believe that I've finally found my "geekette," but time will tell. I am, perhaps too geeky, even for her.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), July 08, 2000.


Too geeky for a geekette? That's scary. In any case, I think if I entered a gentlemans home on a date, and saw a copy of PlayBoy on his coffee table, I would lose interest immediately. Turnoff! But, that's me. My husband wisely left copies of his latest banking transaction on his coffee table...hooked me rather quickly, I'm embarressed to admit.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 08, 2000.


kb8-

If I was in the market, and saw Playboy on a guy's coffee table, I would think he had a healthy interest! It would be a turn-on for me! Different strokes for different folks I guess!!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 08, 2000.


Kritter, that Playboy on the coffee table means your date isn't gay.

-- helen (home@home.home), July 09, 2000.

I mean, that only works if your date is a guy. ok?

-- helen (home@home.home), July 09, 2000.

Not that your dating a girl isn't ok too, ok?

-- helen (home@home.home), July 09, 2000.

Not that I think you would or should date a girl. Or not date a girl. Or whatever, ok?

-- helen (desparately@home.home), July 09, 2000.

Ok, what I really mean is that mule-hunting on a hot day isn't a good way to spend time and I'm too tired to be coherent, ok?

-- helen (foot@my.lips), July 09, 2000.

My husband would make a pretty ugly girl.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 09, 2000.

kritter,

Do you think your husband would make an ugly girl for me. Tell him, I been collecting parts for quite some time and have a freezer packed with all the really good pieces. I just can't figure out what goes where. Maybe one of them Playboy books would help.

(I've been SO lonely, since Trish went on vacation)

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-- Lon Frankenstein (evil@twinsR.us), July 09, 2000.


Lon, he said he can make a virtual girl for you? Is that good enough? Then you won't need those frozen parts anymore. You can thaw them out in the fridge, and toss them in the Crock Pot I guess.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), July 09, 2000.

Found a picture of Mr. Frankenstein. Poor Trish! :-)



-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 09, 2000.


What's the difference between your husband making a pretty ugly girl, and making an ugly pretty girl? Or that contradict your terms for your husband?

By the way, since we changing the subject anyway, is it PlayBoy or Playboy?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 10, 2000.


Robert, so sweet of you to pretend you don't know the answer to that one! Is Bobby, Jr. hovering behind your shoulder??

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), July 10, 2000.

.....You peeples is crazy!!!

-- Patrick (pmchenry@gradall.com), July 10, 2000.

I'm baaaack :-)

And I see Patrick has (finally!) figured out what FRL is all about ;-)

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), July 12, 2000.


Takes one to know one, Patrick. . .

[G]

-- Brooke (Happiness@Hill.top), July 12, 2000.


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