Subject: Two ethical questions... Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the candidates:

Candidate A:

Liked to work with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quarter of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first. No peaking, then scroll down for the answer. > Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

> Candidate B is Winston Churchill

> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

> > .....and by the way:

> > Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed > Beethoven. >

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

Answers

BOLLOX!!!

It needs more spaces between the questions and the answers :(((

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

Hitler was also a handy painter and decorator. Always useful in a world leader I think :-)

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000

Reminds me of some Eddie Izzard gag which goes something along the lines:

'If a mate said to you can I bring a friend round. Nice bloke. Vegetarian, bit of a painter etc etc - you'd be bloodby surprised when Hitler walked through the door etc'

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2000