According to F365's gay editor, Shearer is the 4th most fanciable blerk in the PL.

Would you be flattered or fuming?

Incidentally, wor lass says she'd shag him, and if it assured NUFC winning a trophy I'd even make him his tea after.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Answers

As a multi sexual man, I would like to guess who are the top 3 best looking blerks. No 1 .... Roy Keane No ....2 Dwight Yorke no .... 3 David Beckham. Am I right?

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

I`d sub Daveeeeeed for Yorke! (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000

Hey Bobby, I think your lass will be safe. After all, as we all know (according to F365) Shearer can't score.

-- Anonymous, July 19, 2000