A Prayer to the Gods of Chance

Oh RNG, Be good to me, And grant the Converts Victory.

Or if perchance I earn a draw, Make sure my rivals earn no more.

And if the Converts lose by two, Then put six past their mottley crew.

But If they win and I should lose, May all your circuits blow a fuse.

Contract a bug, a hacking cough, and let the chairmans balls drop off!

:o))

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000

Answers

Ha ha ha! Couldn't you have wished that on me 8 months ago?

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000

Hahaha superb.....I get the distinct feeling that you've been saving that for a particularly bad run of results Pilgrim?

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000

Er. I got the idea last night while listening to that waffle they called a commentary and penned it this morning.

You have been warned Soft One! :-)))

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000

Right,

Who else is going to bash out a ditty?

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000

Pilgrim,

And risk the wrath of the generator? you must be kidding mate....you're on your own....

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000

What about you Screach? - I know you're a Bard Stuart!

-- Anonymous, July 27, 2000