I've recently found out about boys who think clavicles are sexy. What do you find sexy? You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine...

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

Answers

I'm a girl who thinks clavicles are sexy. And knees, if they're not knobby. To be more specific, it's the backs of knees that I like. I like the look of hair swept up (girls) and smelling newly washed (boys). I love rumpled, unmade beds, particularly when hairpins (which nobody seems to use anymore) are strewn across them. A good laugh is incredibly sexy to me.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2000

Six-packs abs do nothing for me. They look grotesque. I like men's bellies. Round bellies with a smattering of hair. The ones that are big enough to grab, but aren't big enough to get in the way of romance. Imposing. Insensitive. Slovenly. Firm, but yielding. Actually, I like all parts of the somewhat overweight man's anatomy -- and get your FILTHY mind out of the sewer, I'm not talkin' penises here. The really weird, hideous thing is that when I mention this to other gay men, they automatically assume that I like tubby guys exclusively, which is sooo not the case. Big men just loom a little larger in my personal erotic topography, is all.

I think geeky alt.rock men are sizzlin'. You know the ones I mean. They wear plaid shorts, porkpie hats and guayabera shirts. Any old retro wear, really. And ugly glasses. Mm-mm good.

I love absurdly long sideburns. The ones you just want to stick your tongue out at and promiscuously lick up and down like a lollipop.

Like Sophie, I like the smell of newly washed hair and skin, preferably the kind that wasn't foamed up with some overly soaps or shampoos. It's funny that while I'm a guy who likes scented candles, essential oils and what not, I don't like it when people smell in any overtly "sweet" way.

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2000

I like asses with room for grabbing! Oh yes, yes, just like that baby. Don't stop. Oh yes, hold on, let me grab some handfuls. now there, that's better, innit? oh my god, oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! yessssss! ohhhhhh yessss.

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-- Anonymous, August 04, 2000

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn, I wish I had a cool fetish to give me direction. Mostly I like things I can't have, but nothing too perfect. I'm more into the girl next door. Girls close to my own age who wear all the trendy clothes are the best. I wish they had those tight little t-shirts when I was in high school.

-- Anonymous, December 05, 2000

Nanette's a babe.

Wish she'd show off more on the webcam. You got a nice pair of cans, so why not give us some cleavage, yo?

Spread beaver would be good.

I'm a guy and I need whack-off material, and you ain't supplying me with your fair share!

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Does anybody else here think Nanette's babealicious or am I alone here?

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2001

Hey Nanette,

You are totally cute. You should put up more pics of yourself.

I'm totally into you.

How about some shots of your clam?

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2001

I like business type guys with the suits and ties. the corprate guys

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001