Go here. Type in your name. Find out what kind of cheese you are. Then let the world know.

I'm Roquefort, king of cheeses! All hail me!

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

Answers

Brinza! Mild and moist with a sweet aroma! (insert batting eyelashes here

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2000

Your cheese rating is: Boursin

Boursin is a soft, fresh cheese, first made by Monsieur Boursin in 1957. It has a rich, sweet flavour with a hint of acidity, and is flavoured with garlic, herbs or pepper.

-- Anonymous, August 01, 2000

Emmental is a hard, pale yellow Swiss cheese. It has a sweet smell, with a fruity taste. The most prominent feature of Emmental is the walnut-sized holes it contains. Emmental is probably the origin of the sterotypical holey cheese image.

I'm wondering what the correlation is between this cheese and my personality, love life, etc., etc.

I really want to know.

I also want to know what the hell kind of formula they used to compare my name to a cheese. How disturbing.

-- Anonymous, August 02, 2000

Nanette, I am your queen.

Probably the best known French cheese, Brie is a soft cheese with a leathery, edible rind, and a white, creamy body. Brie is known as the Queen of cheeses, and used to be part of the tributes that had to be paid to the French Kings.

They got the white creamy body part right. The leathery rind I am concerned about.

-- Anonymous, August 15, 2000