he got a nose-job-lip-job-face-job-skin-job--bob-job---could it be=LOG-JOB??---i mean the hi--voice & all??---when he/she goes=hoo-hoo what does that mean??hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo---ooooooo!

-- UNCLE-AL. (dogs@zianet.com), August 13, 2000

Answers

Because he can.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 14, 2000.

Make that a White Rubber Glove.

-- Ra (tion@l.1), August 14, 2000.

He has crabs. That's why he dances around so jiggy-wiggy.

-- (shuckin@and.jivin), August 14, 2000.

....during an interveiw Frank Zappa was asked; if he was such a talented composer why doesn't he write a string of hit songs like Michael Jackson.? Franks answer.."why would I want to go through life with a small nose and one glove."

-- JJ (bogus@large.net), August 14, 2000.

I know Zappa is dead. But how did he do with the dental floss thing in Montana? And what ever happened to Moon Unit?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 16, 2000.

Where the heck is the REAL al-d?

Please stand up and be counted.

xoxo,sumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), August 16, 2000.

why???????/ because he can!!! long live the king of pop!!!!!

-- steven carrigan (stevie_y2k_99@yahoo.com), February 13, 2001.