This was apparently nicked by someone at the Strawberry board from the RTG (hockle spit) website......but it is definitely worth re-nicking and posting here:

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

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Down your neck of the woods Ken. I expect you'll be turning up. You can lie about your age - you usually do!

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

Oops - forgot to say. What a frabjous opportunity.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

And they wonder why there's such a lack of good, young English goalkeepers...

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

French No.3 Goalkeeper? And you say the English lack quality keepers?

Well, looks like we're a little late anyhow.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000