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I love Richard Gere. I especially love him when he sticks gerbils and other small animals, such as chipmunks up my anal canal. Sometimes, he loose's a few animals up his asshole, and I help him fetch it out.
-- Paul Mitchell (firstname.lastname@example.org), September 10, 2000
Hi Paul I'm thinking that you were being sarcastic w/this message. I am one of his biggest fans and have never been able to find out about the gerbil rumor. From the tone of your message I'm guessing you're not a fan of his. Now you have to write back and say something nice about him. Thanks!
-- monica mastin (email@example.com), September 11, 2000.
I fell in love with Richard Gere the first time I saw him on the screen and I think he is the greatest male actor ever. I'll love him always!!!
-- Sally (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 08, 2000.
Hi Paul. Your message kiind of scared me-what the HELL are you talking about??!!!!! it really shocked me to read something like that at eight in the morning!!!
-- reno (email@example.com), December 06, 2000.
richard gere is gorgeous he looks amazing in pretty woman he can pick me up in his fast car anyday he is soooooooo gorgeous i love him to pieces
-- claire lingham (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 20, 2001.
The whole gerbil up the rectum was totally made up. I've read about it, and everyone's said it was bogus, that it was just made up by a prankster in I believe 1983, and has been circulating since. Even someone from the National Enquirer tried to get information on it to put in their magazine, but they couldn't get any facts because it's not true.
-- Elizabeth (Tygal13@yahoo.com), September 03, 2001.
In regards to Paul Mitchell's message: There is usually a moron or a jerk, who gets their twisted kicks out of creating these messages. It happens on other celebrity message boards.
-- cappuccino (email@example.com), February 19, 2002.
Dont make fun of him! Dont you think he is hot? If you dont, then there is something wrong with you.LOLTexas
-- texas (firstname.lastname@example.org), April 18, 2003.
FIRST OF ALL.. PAUL.HE IS NOT A FAGGET... HE NEVER STUCK ANY THING UP HIS ASS.HE IS TO DAMN SEXY.. HE COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN THAT HE COULD EVER WANT,, YOU ARE JUST JELEAOUS..CAUSE HES HOT AND YOUR NOT!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT RICHARD GERE IS THE FINEST MAN ALIVE.....!! I SURE AS HELL DO. I LOVE YOU RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)YES I LOVE YOU!! LOL.. SORRY I DO THOUGH!
-- RICHARD GERE'S ANGLE (email@example.com), June 12, 2003.