About to pay #8 mill for Ehiogu and reportedly ready to pay #2 mill for Boban and more than #60,000 a week.

Laughing stock of the premiership? They sign big name players (Come on Karembeu is quite long) who were excellent players a few years ago, now nearing the 'hill' or they pay crazy money for a centre back that isn't an established international when the transfer market is about to diminish making such deals obsolete.

This is AloRob's last chance. drinking in the last chance saloon you could say!

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

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Sorry should be 'AlcoRob', more coffee nurse!

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

If we give 'em a spanking on Monday I reckon the twin-heeded smog monsters will call for his single-heed.

Hope they dont sack him though, cos it's great having something else to laugh at as well as the Mackems !

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

I saw something in atabloid today about Karrembeu's missus.(the wonderbra woman) The reporter was trying as hard as he could to get her to slag off the area. She did remarkably well to get away with only saying that the weather isn't very nice, and that the food isn't too good.They arn't actually living in Teeside though, they are in a five star hotel in North Yorkshire. The smooggies must have learnt there lesson about players wives in teeside after Emerson, Ravinelli and co.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000