Per Robbie Williams' rider for his shows in Newcastle this weekend. As listed in the Ronnie:

WHAT ROBBIE WANTS
 One ape.
 A silver-framed Bob Holness photo.
 One pair of pants suitable for Carol Vorderman.
 Some Dill (not too much).
 Kumquats (lots).
 A bonsai tree, with plastic figures in battle dress from the 30-year war.
 Tuppence (x 2).
 Three wise men bearing gifts.
 Windows to be fitted to all rooms and fitted with moss.


-- Anonymous, October 19, 2000

Answers

I f'kin hate robert williams. He's a complete self centered egotisitcal tw@t. Did I mention I f'kin hate him and would love to see him fall foul to a horrible industrial accident involving a rusty lathe?

-- Anonymous, October 19, 2000